Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
sensitive to beauty
irrational yet strangely logical
tattooed & pierced
stubborn yet kind and patient
a loveable drunk
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
teach ESL and Spanish
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
squeeze the last drop of value out of something
whip up sauces and seafood dishes, among other things
love passionately and deeply (that's a skill!)
blow smoke rings
pierce things with needles
ice skate without ever falling, or going very fast
catch things without paying much attention (I'm a cat)
drink a bottle of wine
sketch a portrait of anyone, wearing anything, from any time period
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always hear people tell me (or my parents) that I have a great
smile. Probably because I am always happy and in love with
something or other. After that its my charming wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Interview with the Vampire, Jane Eyre, anything from Michael
Crichton, anything fantasy, postmodern
Movie: Forrest Gump, Halloween, The Shining,
Show: Breaking Bad/The Walking Dead/Law & Order
Music: FUNK AND SOUL, anything Motown, anything 70s, anything weird
with a bass that I can belly dance to.
Food: mussels, avocados, paella, cured meats, pad thai, and
barbacoa. And anything raw and vegetabley, anything with a ton of
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My sisters and my nephew (those are three things but w/e)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The art of dance
The human body
World History and Linguistics
How I can change the world/people/the environment for the
beards and moustaches
really awesome beer
How awesome my kids will be
Things that are fair or not fair (justice, crime, etc.)
Writing good things that will touch hearts
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading in bed
pick one or pick none, because I'm pretty spontaneous and don't
like to plan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I keep pretending that I want to quit smoking but I like it a
I also have a secret stash of hundreds of romance novels. Sometimes
I hide Nutella in my closet and read them while I eat it with a
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
First off, yes I am aware that I answered the Shakespeare question
wrong. I did NOT mean to, and I'm very aware of what it means
because I am an English teacher. I was probably drunk and breezing
through questions so it wouldn't match me with people that I'm not
compatible with, as is the case with most of you who corrected
me... So just tryyyyyy to focus on something else about me please;
it's really annoying to open up messages and see that.
You treat others how you would want to be treated
You are not religious, you are just actually a good, considerate
You don't keep track of favors
All of the above sounds irresistible to you
You are responsible, mature, and not a fucking idiot
You have tattoos or are super into body art
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