I am:
A Detroiter
near-sighted
intellectual
hilarious
sensitive to beauty
artistic
irrational yet strangely logical
tattooed & pierced
stubborn yet kind and patient
extremely loving
cuddly
a loveable drunk
bilingual

I:
travel
write poetry/literature
teach ESL and Spanish
Translate Spanish-English

I can:
sing songs
belly dance
make lists
squeeze the last drop of value out of something
whip up sauces and seafood dishes, among other things
garden
speak Spanish
teach
love passionately and deeply (that's a skill!)
blow smoke rings
pierce things with needles
ice skate without ever falling, or going very fast
catch things without paying much attention (I'm a cat)
drink a bottle of wine
sketch a portrait of anyone, wearing anything, from any time period with charcoal

I always hear people tell me (or my parents) that I have a great smile. Probably because I am always happy and in love with something or other. After that its my charming wit.

Book: Interview with the Vampire, Jane Eyre, anything from Michael Crichton, anything fantasy, postmodern
Movie: Forrest Gump, Halloween, The Shining,
Show: Breaking Bad/The Walking Dead/Law & Order SVU/30-Rock
Music: FUNK AND SOUL, anything Motown, anything 70s, anything weird with a bass that I can belly dance to.
Food: mussels, avocados, paella, cured meats, pad thai, and barbacoa. And anything raw and vegetabley, anything with a ton of cilantro.

My sisters and my nephew (those are three things but w/e)
A pencil
Paper
Whiskey
Chapstick
Sex

Music
The art of dance
Body art
Animals
Plants
The human body
Ancient Aliens
Organic farming
World History and Linguistics
How I can change the world/people/the environment for the better
beards and moustaches
really awesome beer
How awesome my kids will be
Things that are fair or not fair (justice, crime, etc.)
Writing good things that will touch hearts

Reading in bed
Out dancing

pick one or pick none, because I'm pretty spontaneous and don't like to plan.

I keep pretending that I want to quit smoking but I like it a lot.
I also have a secret stash of hundreds of romance novels. Sometimes I hide Nutella in my closet and read them while I eat it with a spoon...

First off, yes I am aware that I answered the Shakespeare question wrong. I did NOT mean to, and I'm very aware of what it means because I am an English teacher. I was probably drunk and breezing through questions so it wouldn't match me with people that I'm not compatible with, as is the case with most of you who corrected me... So just tryyyyyy to focus on something else about me please; it's really annoying to open up messages and see that.
You treat others how you would want to be treated
You are not religious, you are just actually a good, considerate person
You don't keep track of favors
All of the above sounds irresistible to you
You are responsible, mature, and not a fucking idiot
You have tattoos or are super into body art