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25 F Oakland, CA

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5′ 5″ (1.65m)
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Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Me in a nutshell (until i drink another coffee, everything is going in bulletpoint form. Those with ADD would understand):
- Nursing student in Oakland
- Snuggle-whore
- Drink of choice: 7-11 slurpees mixed with vodka
- I am a huge sucker for 1) Beards, 2) Laid back hippie chicks, 3) Drummers.
- Pretentious quote time! "Live so fully that the Westboro Baptist Church pickets at your funeral."
- I tend to really enjoy things I'm terrible at, such as pool and o-chem.
- Sometimes I can be seen getting mercilessly dragged around Lake Merritt by my roommate's pitbull in attempt to walk her.
- I have a terrible habit of drinking too much coffee and buying concert tickets.
- I am fascinated by the beauty and complexity of the human body.
- I'm also oddly fascinated with the science behind hangovers and finding the perfect hangover cure.
- I blast music and air drum in the shower.
- In middle school, I memorized the entire Broadway soundtrack to Les Miserables and would spend hours dramatically lip syncing to it in the mirror. I was a weird kid.
- I eat like 300-pound football player. With my eating habits, I should be obese. Thank you genetics!
- I had a chola phase in high school. Most people find this really hard to believe.
- I say "Balls!" a lot to express frustration or physical pain.
- My style icons (and future wives): Iggy Azalea, Rye Rye, Hayley Williams.
- My personality has been equated to Steve Urkel and Juno on multiple occasions.
What I’m doing with my life
- I recently graduated from nursing school which has been an incredible experience filled with ups, downs, and numerous cans of Monster. I'm spending these next few months studying for the NCLEX to get my RN.
- New favorite thing to do: Working the medical teams at concerts, raves, music festivals, etc. It's awesome...even if it means getting puked on every now and then.
I’m really good at
- Being a chameleon.
- Coworkers tell me I'm "really good at talking to homeless people." Thanks?
- Smuggling booze and snacks into events.
- Making awkward situations less awkward.
- I braid hair really well. Cornrows, twisties, microbraids, you name it. I have no idea where I learned this.
- Its nearly impossible to gross me out, since I've seen just about every combination of body fluid you can think of.
- I just realized I can put my fist in my mouth.
The first things people usually notice about me
- Red hair, blue eyes.
- The lightening bolt tattoo on my neck.
- "You're cute for a ginger."
- I'm small but I've got an ass. Again, thank you genetics!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Gift of Fear, anything by David Sedaris, Middlesex, Funny in Farsi, The Stranger, any medical textbook with lots of pictures.

Movies: Superbad (I lost count of how many times I have seen this, but i can confidently say its somewhere in the 20s), any other Seth Rogan movie, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Tsotsi, Be Kind Rewind, Children of Men, Hairspray, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Juno, V for Vendetta...the list goes on.

Music: Instead of putting you to sleep with an extensive list of bands, here are a few of my favorite Pandora stations these days...Rise Against, Air Dubai, Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold, Bastille, Anberlin, The Limousines, Vanilla Ice, My Darkest Days, Mallory Knox.

Shows: I've been happily living without a TV since age 18. Do Youtube cat videos count?

Food: Mexican, Thai, Japanese, and Hawaiian BBQ. I seriously can't think of a single food that I don't like. Except sea urchin.
Side note: I've been doing Paleo for about two years now (main exceptions being fro-yo and beer). Don't worry, I won't judge you for eating pizza or force you to eat kelp noodles.

DRANKS (come on, it deserves its own category): Sierra Nevada, Mississippi Mud, experimental mixed drinks with cool names, vodka-slurpees, boxed wine :)
The six things I could never do without
1. Live music
2. Spandex!
3. STRONG coffee
4. Kale (because what kind of hipster doesn't love kale?)
5. My shamelessly dorky backpack with wheels.
6. Buffalo wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- My future, with both fear and excitement.
- Where my next cup of caffinated goodness will come from.
- Whether I want to go to Dollar Tree. I f*cking love Dollar Tree.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing hoodrat stuff with my friends.

That's a lie. I'm probably stuck at work, and laughing at drunk people because we're located next to the frattiest bar in the city.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like to make the first move.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
- You are doing something with your life that you're REALLY passionate about. Enough to talk my ear off about it. I like listening.
- You want to walk Lake Merritt. If you already walk the lake on a regular basis (and are good-looking), chances are I've creepily sized you up at one point in time.
- You're a die-hard Rise Against fan and want to go see them on 9/19. I have an extra ticket.
- You're one of those sexy bearded men or cute tomboy chicks who work at Trader Joe's.
- You want to go on an exciting boxed wine-fuled adventure (the bag fits perfectly in my purse. Just saying.)
- When it comes to dates, you think that barhopping adventures are just as fun as watching Netflix over beer and takeout.
- You want to go to a concert or some other cool upcoming event.
- You can teach me to parallel park.
- You have a deep appreciation for cats and/or tattoos.
- You can recommend a good tattoo artist in the East Bay.

INHERENT "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF" SECTION: I actually hate these sections. They usually sound really mean. However, if you send me a message that only comments on my appearance or is overtly sexual, I probably won't respond. That is all.