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26 Amarillo, TX Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 13
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Me in a nutshell (in bullet point form. Those with ADD would understand):
- SF/Oakland transplant in Amarillo
- Shameless hipster
- Organized religion is not and probably will never be an important part of my life.
- I tend to really enjoy things I'm terrible at, such as pool and o-chem.
- I have a bad habit of drinking too much coffee and buying concert tickets.
- I am endlessly fascinated by the beauty and complexity of the human body.
- I'm also fascinated with the science behind hangovers and finding the perfect hangover cure.
- I blast music and air drum in the shower.
- In middle school, I memorized the entire Broadway soundtrack to Les Miserables and would spend hours dramatically lip syncing to it in the mirror. I was a weird kid.
- I eat like 300-pound football player. With my eating habits, I should be obese. Thank you genetics!
- My personality has been equated to Steve Urkel and Juno on multiple occasions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Like quite a few others around here, working in healthcare.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Being a chameleon.
- Making awkward situations less awkward.
- I braid hair really well. Cornrows, twisties, microbraids, you name it. I have no idea where I learned this.
- It is nearly impossible to gross me out. Anyone who works in the clinical setting can probably relate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
- Red hair, blue eyes.
- The lightening bolt tattoo on my neck.
- "You're cute for a ginger."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Gift of Fear, anything by David Sedaris, Middlesex, Funny in Farsi, The Stranger, any medical textbook with lots of intriguing pictures.

Movies: Superbad (I lost count of how many times I have seen this, but i can confidently say its somewhere in the 20s), any other Seth Rogan movie, Fight Club, Napoleon Dynamite, Tsotsi, Be Kind Rewind, Children of Men, Contagion, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Juno, V for Vendetta...the list goes on.

Music: Instead of putting you to sleep with an extensive list of bands, here are a few of my favorite Pandora stations these days...Rise Against, Air Dubai, The Dirty Heads, Fall Out Boy, Avenged Sevenfold, Bastille, Anberlin, The Limousines, Vanilla Ice, My Darkest Days, Mallory Knox.

Shows: I've been happily living without a TV since age 18.

Food: Mexican, Thai, Japanese, and Hawaiian BBQ. I seriously can't think of a single food that I don't like. Except sea urchin.
Side note: I've been doing Paleo for about two years now (main exceptions being fro-yo and beer). Don't worry, I won't judge you for eating pizza or force you to eat kelp noodles.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Live music
2. Spandex!
3. STRONG coffee
4. Kale (because what kind of hipster doesn't love kale?)
5. My wheely backpack. I have no shame.
6. Buffalo wings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
- My future, with both fear and excitement.
- Whether I want to go to Dollar Tree. I freaking love Dollar Tree.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably working, since I'm on the nocturnal shift. If not, I'm chillin with my homeboy Marlon (my cat).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Despite having lived here for a very short time, I cringe when people rag on Amarillo.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You are doing something with your life that you're REALLY passionate about. Enough to talk my ear off about it. I like listening.
- You can show me around the area or help me find fun stuff to do because I literally don't know ANYONE here.
- When it comes to dates, you think that barhopping adventures are just as fun as watching Netflix over beer and takeout.
- You want to go to a concert or some other cool upcoming event.

INHERENT "DON'T MESSAGE ME IF" SECTION: I actually hate these sections. They usually sound pretty pretentious. However, if you send me a message that is overtly sexual or only comments on my appearance (or anything else I can't really take credit for), I probably won't respond. That is all.