Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

charismaclown

49 Santa Cruz, CA Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 34–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 15
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
**My entire profile is under reconstruction, so check back later**

**update as of 3/19/15, I am planning to move back to Oregon within 3 years from now. Also, if you aren't at least a 80% match your messages probably won't pass my filters.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working at an organic farm and really loving it. I just accepted a part time permanent position with the non-profit that runs the farm, making candles, and working in their gift shop.
I'm looking to build my massage practice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving relaxing, safe, nonsexual, therapeutic massages, dancing and writing, when I feel inspired.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my big nose, and my big ass. Then usually my dimple if I'm smiling and my sense of humor. Next my sharp wit and bad manners.

Occasionally someone scratches the surface and gets to know me better, but not often. I am deeply loyal, and slow to anger, Generous when I have it to give, and compassionate to some of whom are considered the most pathetic on earth. Lastly I'm painfully honest, to a fault.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
All you need to know is that I am not a vegetarian and will probably never be, but I do eat organically and as consciously as I can, budget allowing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Clean, unadulterated air. Preferably out in the country somewhere

2. Spring water.

3. A river to swim in.

4. Good preferably organic food, but I'll settle for good food in a good restaurant.

5. The right shade of green sunglasses.

6. The right brand of lip balm.

And the seventh thing I can't live without...Love in my life!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too damned much, like how to create domestic peace and how that relates to world peace. How to create space to teach my trauma survivor workshops.

And what faerie kisses feel like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Time folds like an Accordian for me, so 'Friday' means nothing in my world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often feel like a gay man in a woman's body. I am a pagan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a bisexual or heteroflexilbe male or bisexual female

You are crazy enough to be interested and not revolted.

You know me already.

If you don't drink like a fish or smoke tobacco (and don't even live with anyone who smokes tobacco, I'm highly allergic).

You probably should NOT contact me if you smoke tobacco, aren't comfortable with FTM's or don't understand the term BDSM. And if your under 30, don't even bother contacting me, you're younger than my own children.

If you are local, I'm looking for new friends