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charismaclown

48 F Santa Cruz, CA

I’m looking for

  • All who like bi women
  • Ages 34–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:36pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White, Other
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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**update as of 10/18/14 Anyone reading this: I have plans to move back up to Oregon some time next year, as early as possible. Also, if you aren't at least a 80% match your messages probably won't pass my filters.

If this were a Craigslist ad it would read something like this:
"Looking for a partner in crime and a partner for life. Looking for a man to spend quiet evenings with at home, but who also gets it that to maintain a long term relationship a date night is good thing. Dinner, movies, comedy club, dancing or just a boardgames night with friends is all good.
I prefer short stalky muscular men between 5'7" and 5'11". Longish brown hair and brown eyes are also a preference. Goatees are preferred over beards, mustaches and clean shaven are okay too. And you Must be within ten years of my own age.
I'm in recovery from medical marijuana so no drugs, light drinking is okay, and especially tobacco no smoke. Looking for something that could turn into long term. Meeting for a coffee is a good first date, if we are total strangers, but I'm open to other options. I've been a little lonely lately and open to more first dates."

I'm a bisexual, polyamorous, pagan. I'm also a massage therapist, healer, writer, dancer, radical faery, Feri student, Subud brat, jewish by birth, born again speaking in tongues pagan, shamanic freak. I consume food dvds and edible undies.

I'm looking for my best friend. I've kissed a lot of frogs, and I'm ready for that one great relationship, the love of my life, ready to wipe the slate clean with true love. I want that mutual emotional support, hot sex, and that one guy I would be willing to take Tantra classes with. I've been told I'm naturally tantric, whatever that means? While I am polyamorous I do lean towards polyfidility, which is a closed circuit of a limited number of people.
I like to explore, and there's a whole world out there to explore together. I want to argue politics with my own kind, over things like how best to make sustainable solar panels. I'm about to launch my career and hope it flies. I've been planning this a long time and now I've got the space. Come join me on my journey.

I am fruity, fabulous, and (dys)FUNctional
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm working at an organic farm and really loving it.
I'm looking to build my massage practice.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Giving relaxing, safe, nonsexual, therapeutic massages, dancing and writing, when I feel inspired.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Is my big nose, and my big ass. Then usually my dimple if I'm smiling and my sense of humor. Next my sharp wit and bad manners.

Occasionally someone scratches the surface and gets to know me better, but not often. I am deeply loyal, and slow to anger, Generous when I have it to give, and compassionate to some of whom are considered the most pathetic on earth. Lastly I'm painfully honest, to a fault.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Anything by Anne Mcaffrey, Marion Zimmer Bradley or Laurel K. Hamilton, and Octavia Butler!. I'm a , huge
fantasy/scifi fan. Last year I finished reading the Dune series for the first time, all of them by both the son and the father! Now I'm reading or rereading (not even sure which ones I've already read now) the Harry Potter series. Planning to reread J.R.R. Tolkien books, might even try to tackle the Silmarillion again.

Also movies like Lair of the White Worm, Wolfen, Stigmata, Airplane. My guilty pleasures on TV are NCIS, CSI and Law & Order. I could go on...

Santana! Anything blues-y, progressive Rock, alternative rock, reggae that sort of stuff. And I like Pink. Too many others to name really, Eagle Eye Cherry, Tori Amos, Maroon 5 etc..
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Clean, unadulterated air. Preferably out in the country somewhere

2. Spring water.

3. A river to swim in.

4. Good preferably organic food, but I'll settle for good food in a good restaurant.

5. The right shade of green sunglasses (KD's man, the one and only)

6. The right brand of lip balm (Merry Hempsters, or anything from Trader Joes).

And the seventh thing I can't live without...Love in my life!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too damned much, like how to create domestic peace and how that relates to world peace. How to create space to teach my trauma survivor workshops.

And what faerie kisses feel like?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Time folds like an Accordian for me, so 'Friday' means nothing in my world.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often feel like a gay man in a woman's body. I am a pagan. I am not a vegetarian but do like to eat organic and wheat free as much as possible.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are a bisexual or heteroflexilbe male or bisexual female

You are crazy enough to be interested and not revolted.

You know me already.

If you don't drink like a fish or smoke tobacco (and don't even live with anyone who smokes tobacco, I'm highly allergic).

You probably should NOT contact me if you smoke tobacco, aren't comfortable with FTM's or don't understand the term BDSM. And if your under 30, don't even bother contacting me, you're younger than my own children.

If you are local, I'm looking for new friends