If this were a Craigslist ad it would read something like this:
"Looking for a partner in crime and a partner for life. Looking for a man to spend quiet evenings with at home, but who also gets it that to maintain a long term relationship a date night is good thing. Dinner, movies, comedy club, dancing or just a boardgames night with friends is all good.
I prefer short stalky muscular men between 5'7" and 5'11". Longish brown hair and brown eyes are also a preference. Goatees are preferred over beards, mustaches and clean shaven are okay too. And you Must be within ten years of my own age.
I'm in recovery from medical marijuana so no drugs, light drinking is okay, and especially tobacco no smoke. Looking for something that could turn into long term. Meeting for a coffee is a good first date, if we are total strangers, but I'm open to other options. I've been a little lonely lately and open to more first dates."
I'm a bisexual, polyamorous, pagan. I'm also a massage therapist, healer, writer, dancer, radical faery, Feri student, Subud brat, jewish by birth, born again speaking in tongues pagan, shamanic freak. I consume food dvds and edible undies.
I'm looking for my best friend. I've kissed a lot of frogs, and I'm ready for that one great relationship, the love of my life, ready to wipe the slate clean with true love. I want that mutual emotional support, hot sex, and that one guy I would be willing to take Tantra classes with. I've been told I'm naturally tantric, whatever that means? While I am polyamorous I do lean towards polyfidility, which is a closed circuit of a limited number of people.
I like to explore, and there's a whole world out there to explore together. I want to argue politics with my own kind, over things like how best to make sustainable solar panels. I'm about to launch my career and hope it flies. I've been planning this a long time and now I've got the space. Come join me on my journey.
I am fruity, fabulous, and (dys)FUNctional