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charlatantric

27 / M / straight / Single

Palo Alto, California

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Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 2" (1.87m).
Body Type
Athletic
Looking For
New friends
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism and very serious about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Other
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Likes dogs and Likes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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I am creepy, judgmental, and acerbic.

My Self-Summary

I am an unabashed dork. I thrive off of creativity, whether it's making up a stupid pun or writing a weird piece of music. I have a multitude of interests and follow my heart, which has lead me down an array of amusing paths. I'm a born storyteller.

What I’m doing with my life

It tends to change every year or so, but right now, I'm working to get into Med School. Orthopedic Surgery. What, what!

I’m really good at

Bullshitting. I use humor to deflect everything and get away with it. I am a bane to people who abuse power.

The first things people usually notice about me

Easy-going nature.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Any books that explore the social psychological conscious like Freakonomics or anything written by Malcolm Gladwell.

Mostly independent films, I can go months without watching any or indulge in over 50 in a month. My favorite director is Ki-duk Kim.

I could write a novela on music. Or start an mp3 blog. Oh wait, I did! Google my handle.

Food: I like to order items I've never tried before. I've lived in SF and NY, so if you named any type of cuisine, I've tried it.

The six things I could never do without

The Most Serene Republic
ADHD
female companionship
Nintendo DS
competition
oranges

I spend a lot of time thinking about

everything. I'm practically a walking wikipedia with how much time I spend googling the most random crap.

On a typical Friday night I am

either working, clubbing in SF/SJ, or breaking out a tall glass of Port and watching a film.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I have enough embarrassing foibles to write a book. It's much more fun to tell them in person, though.

You should message me if

you're sick of the same old radio stations (and enjoy metaphors).