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charlesbagaul

28 Orange, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 4:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B and "Ginger Spice". I am unbelievably handsome and manly. I mean...look at this lumberjack swag. Unfortunately I am equally as shallow. I don't have alot of hobbies cuz I'm basic and one-dimensional. I curse a lot and use text speech. If you're a stickler for grammar move along. Seriously, I have bigger things to worry about. I like Spider-Man, music, and tacos. I'm also really into pop culture. I can't Keep Up with the Kardashians cuz I don't have cable and that's a shame. In romance I enjoy a feminine presence, but I don't have a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh if you want, and toss me a cookie when I do something good. I'm trainable! I try to be as friendly and open as I can when meeting new people, despite my smart-assery and general lack of goodwill toward men. I ain't your bro, bro. I don't do "guys night" or bromances and I fucking hate football. I enjoy conversation. I can't spend time with someone that doesn't have anything to say but "LOL". I have a lot of selfies because I don't have a coterie of friends that I run around and have special moments captured with. I work alot and am not really into manufactured or forced camaraderie. Things gel naturally for me, and when I am social, I'm not worried about photographs. BLAM!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating. Working full-time in retail at a place that doesn't totally ass fuck their employees. Message me if you're curious (use me for my employee discount)! Watching some TV or a movie here and there. Overcoming a traumatic, gunshot filled childhood that still gives me violent nightmares that cause me to throw punches in my sleep. Let's sleep next to eachother!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being romantic, listing things, and strategic punctuation!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually something I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, Of Human Bondage, We

Movies: Harry Potter, unhinged dramas like Notes on a Scandal and Black Swan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man, Kill Bill, Blue Valentine, Best in Show

Music: No genre is inherently shitty. Currently listening to newer shit like Tinashe, Chelsea Wolfe, AarabMuzik, Ariana Grande, Mac Demarco...and some of my stand-by's like The White Stripes, Britney Spears, TLC.

TV: Broad City (YASSS QUEEN). RuPaul's Drag Race (YASSS MAWMA). Game Of Thrones, Buffy, Golden Girls because Rose Nyland, Mad Men

Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tea.
Cursing.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack.
Puns.
Protein.
Drake memes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, identity, sexuality, race, my health, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying in the shower, alone. Hygiene!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about yourself, briefly though, this is all about me. You'd like me to amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".