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charlesbagaul

28 Orange, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B and "Ginger Spice". I am unbelievably handsome and manly. I mean...look at this lumberjack swag. Unfortunately I am equally as shallow. I don't have alot of hobbies cuz I'm basic and one-dimensional. Low IQ and all that jazz. I paid someone to write this for me. I like Spider-Man, music, and tacos. I'm also really into pop culture. I care about the Kardashians and who Iggy Azalea is feuding with THIS week on twitter (but I can't wait til she goes away and takes her "hip-hop" and Macklemore with her). In romance I enjoy a feminine presence, but I don't have a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh if you want, and toss me a cookie when I do something good. I'm trainable! I try to be as friendly and open as I can when meeting new people, despite my smart-assery and general lack of goodwill toward men. I ain't your bro, bro. I don't do "guys night" or bromances and I fucking hate football.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating. Growing a beard. Working in retail. Working a beard while growing in retail. Use me for my employee discount! Watching some TV or a movie here and there. Overcoming a traumatic, gunshot filled childhood that still gives me violent nightmares which cause me to throw punches in my sleep. Let's sleep next to eachother!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being romantic, listing things, and strategic punctuation!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard, bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, Of Human Bondage, We

Movies: Harry Potter, unhinged dramas like Notes on a Scandal and Black Swan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man, Kill Bill

Music: No genre is inherently shitty. Currently listening to newer shit like Tinashe, Chelsea Wolfe, AarabMuzik, Ariana Grande, Mac Demarco...and some of my stand-by's like The White Stripes, Britney Spears, TLC.

TV: Broad City (YASSS QUEEN). RuPaul's Drag Race (YASSS MAWMA). Game Of Thrones, Buffy, Golden Girls because Rose Nyland.

Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Caffeine.
Cursing.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack.
Puns.
Ramen.
Drake memes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, music, becoming useful to society, dumbasses that put clothing on their dogs, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely, crying in the shower. Hygiene!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about yourself, briefly though, this is all about me obviously. You'd like me to amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".