Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B, "Dreamcrusher",
"Ginger Spice", and "Dawg". I am unbelievably handsome and manly. I
mean...look at this lumberjack swag. Unfortunately I am equally as
shallow. I don't have alot of hobbies cuz I'm boring and
one-dimensional. I like Spider-Man, rap music, and tacos. I'm also
really into pop culture. I care about the Kardashians and who Iggy
Azalea is feuding with THIS week on twitter (but I can't wait til
she goes away). In romance I enjoy a feminine presence, but I don't
have a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh, and toss me a cookie
when I do something good. I'm trainable! I like a woman that will
put me in check and call out my bullshit. Cuz let's face it, I'm a
dude, there will be macho bullshit. I'm excited about life! I'm
also very dramatic. I try to be as friendly and open as I can when
meeting new people, despite my smart-assery and general lack of
goodwill toward men. I ain't your bro, bro. I don't do "guys night"
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating. Growing a beard. Working in retail. Working a beard while
growing in retail. Use me for my employee discount! Watching some
TV or a movie here and there. Overcoming a traumatic, gunshot
filled childhood that still gives me violent nightmares. Let's
sleep next to eachother!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during
the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being romantic,
listing things, and punctuation!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, Movies, Music: Let's talk about it!
Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and
other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share
your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with
me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack.
That time Amanda Bynes was calling every famous person ugly on
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, music, becoming useful to society, developing
the backbone of a fucking rhino, dumbasses that put clothing on
their dogs, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into
a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely, crying in the shower. Hygiene!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shawty imma only tell you this once: You da illest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is
attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about
yourself, briefly though, this is all about me. You'd like me to
amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".
Who are you looking for?
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