Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B and "Ginger Spice". I
am unbelievably handsome and manly. I mean...look at this
lumberjack swag. Unfortunately I am equally as shallow. I don't
have alot of hobbies cuz I'm basic and one-dimensional. I curse a
lot and use text speech. If you're a stickler for grammar move
along. Seriously, I have bigger things to worry about. I like
Spider-Man, music, and tacos. I'm also really into pop culture. I
can't Keep Up with the Kardashians cuz I don't have cable and
that's a shame. In romance I enjoy a feminine presence, but I don't
have a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh if you want, and toss
me a cookie when I do something good. I'm trainable! I try to be as
friendly and open as I can when meeting new people, despite my
smart-assery and general lack of goodwill toward men. I ain't your
bro, bro. I don't do "guys night" or bromances and I fucking hate
football. I enjoy conversation. I can't spend time with someone
that doesn't have anything to say but "LOL". I have a lot of
selfies because I don't have a coterie of friends that I run around
and have special moments captured with. I work alot and am not
really into manufactured or forced camaraderie. Things gel
naturally for me, and when I am social, I'm not worried about
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating. Working full-time in retail at a place that doesn't totally
ass fuck their employees. Message me if you're curious (use me for
my employee discount)! Watching some TV or a movie here and there.
Overcoming a traumatic, gunshot filled childhood that still gives
me violent nightmares that cause me to throw punches in my sleep.
Let's sleep next to eachother!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during
the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being romantic,
listing things, and strategic punctuation!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Usually something I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, Of Human Bondage, We
Movies: Harry Potter, unhinged dramas like Notes on a Scandal and
Black Swan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man, Kill Bill, Blue
Valentine, Best in Show
Music: No genre is inherently shitty. Currently listening to newer
shit like Tinashe, Chelsea Wolfe, AarabMuzik, Ariana Grande, Mac
Demarco...and some of my stand-by's like The White Stripes, Britney
TV: Broad City (YASSS QUEEN). RuPaul's Drag Race (YASSS MAWMA).
Game Of Thrones, Buffy, Golden Girls because Rose Nyland, Mad
Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and
other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share
your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with
me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, identity, sexuality, race, my health, if Meryl
Streep could play me if my life was made into a movie, legally
changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying in the shower, alone. Hygiene!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is
attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about
yourself, briefly though, this is all about me. You'd like me to
amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".
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