Hi, I'm Charles. I work full-time in retail. I curse alot. I love cooking, fashion, and most forms of entertainment. I tend to gravitate towards no-bullshit individuals who challenge and inspire me. I'm self-deprecating. I like to make people laugh. I'm suuuper snarky and a little awkward, but I'll bend over backwards to make sure I'm respectful. I'm pretty mellow. You won't ever see me sky-diving or doing some other crazy shit in my spare time. My idea of fun is eating, thrifting, movies, going to a farmer's market, etc...
What I’m doing with my life
Eating. Working alot. Watching some TV or a movie here and there. Thinking about social behavior. Oversharing awkward life details on public forums.
I’m really good at
Cooking, growing a beard, puns, wearing hats, talking during the movie, personal hygiene, listing things, and strategic punctuation!
The first things people usually notice about me
Something I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter, Of Human Bondage, We, A Moveable Feast, Push
Movies: Harry Potter series, Notes on a Scandal, Black Swan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man 2, Kill Bill, Blue Valentine, Best in Show, Precious, X-Men series, Clueless, Under the Skin, Star Wars (even the prequels)
Music: No genre is inherently shitty. Currently listening to newer shit like Drake, Tinashe, Kendrick Lamar, Chelsea Wolfe, AarabMuzik, Grimes, Ariana Grande...and some of my stand-by's like The White Stripes, Britney Spears, TLC, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bjork, Kanye West
TV: Broad City. RuPaul's Drag Race. Game Of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Golden Girls, Mad Men, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Legend of Korra, Weeds, Marvel's Jessica Jones, Parks and Rec, The Office, Justice League Unlimited, Batman: The Animated Series, X-Men: The Animated Series, No Reservations, Parts Unknown, Planet Earth, Bob's Burgers
Food: Everything except American cheese. I have a hang-up about mixing sweet and savory flavors. Don't be tryna share your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT. And yet I will eat salted caramel. IDK.
The six things I could never do without
That time Britney Spears attacked a paparazzo's car with an umbrella.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pop culture, food, identity, sexuality, race, health, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Crying in the shower, alone. Hygiene!
You should message me if
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about yourself, briefly though, this is all about me. You'd like me to amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".