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28 Orange, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:32am
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body type
A little extra
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on two-year college
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)
My self-summary
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Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B, "Dreamcrusher", "Ginger Spice", and "Dawg". I am unbelievably handsome and manly. I mean...look at this lumberjack swag. Unfortunately I am equally as shallow. I don't have alot of hobbies cuz I'm boring and one-dimensional. I like Spider-Man, rap music, and tacos. I'm also really into pop culture. I care about the Kardashians and who Iggy Azalea is feuding with THIS week on twitter (but I can't wait til she goes away). In romance I enjoy a feminine presence, but I don't have a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh, and toss me a cookie when I do something good. I'm trainable! I like a woman that will put me in check and call out my bullshit. Cuz let's face it, I'm a dude, there will be macho bullshit. I'm excited about life! I'm also very dramatic. I try to be as friendly and open as I can when meeting new people, despite my smart-assery and general lack of goodwill toward men. I ain't your bro, bro. I don't do "guys night" or bromances.
What I’m doing with my life
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Eating. Growing a beard. Working in retail. Working a beard while growing in retail. Use me for my employee discount! Watching some TV or a movie here and there. Overcoming a traumatic, gunshot filled childhood that still gives me violent nightmares. Let's sleep next to eachother!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being romantic, listing things, and punctuation!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Beard, bro.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books, Movies, Music: Let's talk about it!

Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack.
That time Amanda Bynes was calling every famous person ugly on twitter.
Drake memes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, music, becoming useful to society, developing the backbone of a fucking rhino, dumbasses that put clothing on their dogs, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely, crying in the shower. Hygiene!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Shawty imma only tell you this once: You da illest.
You should message me if
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You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about yourself, briefly though, this is all about me. You'd like me to amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".