Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B, "Dreamcrusher", and
"Dawg". I'm unbelievably handsome and manly but am equally as
shallow. I don't have alot of hobbies because I'm basic and
one-dimensional. I like Spider-Man, rap music, and tacos. I'm also
really into pop culture. I enjoy a feminine presence. I don't have
a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh, and toss me a cookie when I
do something good. I'm trainable! I try to be as friendly and open
as I can when meeting new people, despite my smart-assery and
general lack of goodwill toward men. I ain't your bro, bro.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Growing a beard. Working in retail. Working a beard while growing
in retail. Use me for my employee discount! Watching some TV or a
movie here and there. Overcoming a traumatic, gunshot filled
childhood that still gives me violent nightmares. Let's sleep next
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during
the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being anxious to
the point of mania, listing things, and punctuation!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books, Movies, Music: Let's talk about it!
Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and
other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share
your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with
me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, music, becoming useful to society, developing
the backbone of a fucking rhino, dumbasses that put clothing on
their dogs, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into
a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lonely and crying in the shower. Hygiene!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Shawty imma only tell you this once: You da illest.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is
attractive as hell. You wanna tell me about yourself, briefly
though, this is all about me. You'd like me to amuse you further
with my pathetic "sense of humor".
Who are you looking for?
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