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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:35am
Native American, Hispanic / Latin, White
6' 1" (1.85m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Charles. I also answer to Charlie B and "Ginger Spice". I'm devastatingly handsome and manly. I curse a lot and use text speech. If you're a stickler for grammar move along. I have bigger things to worry about. Like Spider-Man, music, and tacos. I'm also really into pop culture. In romance I enjoy a feminine presence, but I don't have a "type" of woman. Just show up, laugh, and toss me a cookie when I do something good. I'm trainable! I try to be as friendly and open as I can when meeting new people, despite my smart-assery and general lack of goodwill toward men. I ain't your bro, bro. I don't do "guys night" or bromances and I fucking hate football.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Eating. Working full-time in retail. Watching some TV or a movie here and there. Overcoming a traumatic childhood!!!!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, growing a beard, making puns, wearing hats, talking during the movie, personal hygiene, not taking dick pics, being romantic, listing things, and strategic punctuation!
The first things people usually notice about me
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Something I'm wearing
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Harry Potter, Of Human Bondage, We

Movies: Harry Potter, Notes on a Scandal, Black Swan, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man 2, Kill Bill, Blue Valentine, Best in Show

Music: No genre is inherently shitty. Currently listening to newer shit like Tinashe, Chelsea Wolfe, AarabMuzik, Ariana Grande, Mac Demarco...and some of my stand-by's like The White Stripes, Britney Spears, TLC.

TV: Broad City. RuPaul's Drag Race. Game Of Thrones, Buffy, Golden Girls, Mad Men, Avatar, and The Legend of Korra

Food: Everything except American cheese. Also, keep the raisins and other dried fruit in your baked goods people. Don't be tryna share your nasty ass cranberry-walnut or strawberry balsamic salad with me. FRUITS ARE FOR DESSERT.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Britney Spears' bald umbrella paparazzi attack.
Drake memes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pop culture, food, identity, sexuality, race, my health, if Meryl Streep could play me if my life was made into a movie, legally changing the S in my name to a $.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Crying in the shower, alone. Hygiene!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like guys that cook. You're not afraid to be you. Boldness is attractive as hell. You curse alot. You wanna tell me about yourself, briefly though, this is all about me. You'd like me to amuse you further with my pathetic "sense of humor".