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25 London, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
May 14, 2014
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism but it’s not important
Doesn’t want kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Right, so I have to sell myself here. No pressure...

After taking care of kids in the theatre for eighteen months I have found a job working on clinical trials. When I'm not testing drugs on people I write and perform in a sketch comedy group so be prepared for me to try out lots of terrible terrible jokes on you. I've just had a sketch bought by radio 4 which made me embarrassingly happy.Ok, now some likes and dislikes. I like musicals, red wine, travelling, Tarantino films, books about science, snow, cooking roasts, Derren Brown and terrible jokes.I hate people who use lol in real life conversations, mayonnaise, Michael McIntyre, early mornings, Twilight and Piers Morgan.If you like or dislike any of the same things as me send me a message and I'll buy you a drink.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working in medical research at the moment taking blood and making sure people don't die and the like, in my spare time I write and perform in a comedy group.
I’m really good at
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Holding my drink, making terrible puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Depending on if I have recently cut my hair, big sideburns
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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South park, anything with Charlie Brooker or Derren Brown, Doug Stanhope, Catch 22, Salman Rushdie
The six things I could never do without
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My Ukulele, whiskey, my phone, PS3, my notepad, food
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Pubbing or drinking at home with mates
You should message me if
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You fancy a drink or some fun or a laugh or anything like that.