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charliecockram

28 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Mar 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I am far from a finished product.

I like to have fun, whether that's just sitting around and watching movies or playing video games, or heading out on the town for some adventures.

I alternate between very caring and dangerously narcissistic. I may not always say or do the right thing, and I may not always seem like I care, but I always have good intentions. That said, I have a very sarcastic side to me. REALLY sarcastic. I've made my friends cry. I used to be a psych major so I tend to overanalyze things, including myself, but I'd like to think I am good at identifying my own faults, although I don't always try to fix them.

Tell me a good fart or poop story and I will laugh hysterically. Arrested development much?

Cockram is my real last name, not a lame pick-up line.
What I’m doing with my life
Selling dreams to kids as a pro audio salesman at Guitar Center. I have a degree from Ferris in Music Industry Management, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind. That being said, I like my job (most of the time) and I am very quickly moving my way up. Most other big time goals (career, family, etc) have sort of taken a backseat for now.
I’m really good at
being awesome. playing guitar. telling inappropriate jokes at very appropriate times. being a jerk. quickly apologizing for said behavior. analyzing. over-analyzing. not ending sentences with prepositions. laughing. playing drums. sort of OK at playing bass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like Seth Rogen, supposedly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll keep this short because I don't really like listing all of my favorites.

Fight Club - Chuck Pahlaniuk

The Big Lebowski

How I Met Your Mother, Its Always Sunny, The League, Archer, The Office (UK and US)

Thrice

Buffalo wings and IPA.
The six things I could never do without
A fan near my bed
Sour Patch Kids
Music
The Coen Brothers
Caffeine
Raspberry Ice Crystal Light
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Money
Friends
Whether god exists
My Les Pauls
the inevitable zombie apocalypse
remembering how to spell apocalypse
if Brits call zombies "sombies"
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or relaxing with some choice hops. Possibly karaoke(ing?).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of scared of frogs.

I have restless leg syndrome.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
-you fight in the war room.
-you're a real cinderella story.
-you don't call me Shirley.
-you have much to do and less time to do it in.
-you can make the Kessel Run in under 12 parsecs.
-you really tie the room together.
-you married Linda Cooksey.
-you'll give me asthma.
-you've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours because every other fucker in your department is fucking ill.
-you shop smart, shop S-Mart.
-you've ever fired your guns up into the air and yelled "Ahhhh".
-you don't tip.
-you're part eggplant.
-you're in lesbians with me.
-you go back and to the left.

-you can name any of the above references.

If I contact you and you are not interested, don't be rude and ignore me, because I probably won't take the hint anyways. Just tell me. I will always respond to a message.