I am a loyal, funny, and friendly guy living in Fayetteville and working for a local radio station.
I really like spending time outdoors. I love to hike, camp, swim, float (though I am extremely lacking in grace entering and exiting a kayak). But then again I really like doing indoor activities too. I like playing games of all types, from poker to board games, video games and pen and paper games. I consider myself a nerd, and am unapologetic about it.
Also, I WILL quote the Simpsons in casual conversation. Just a warning.
I'm allergic to cats, but I like them anyway.
The last pet I owned was a blue beta named Red (after the character from the Shawshank Redemption)
I live by myself.
My hair is light brown, but my beard is decidedly red.
I am not your ex-boyfriend. (probably)
I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
I was once told that I have a sexy mouth: I personally don't see it.
I wear glasses.
I've just switched to e-cigs trying to work towards quitting altogether.
Alcoholic drink of choice: scotch on the rocks
Beer of choice: Abita Amber
I like my orange juice VERY pulpy.
If I could have any super power it would either be super stretchiness (It just seems like it would be very useful) or access to "hammer space" (Reaching behind ones back and producing useful objects out of thin air a la Looney Toons).
I am honest, loyal, and funny