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charophyta

28 Austin, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–59
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, and very serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I love cats, critters of all sorts, nature, science, music, art, gardening, the outdoors, live music, thrift stores, and BDSM. I'm open, adventurous, and playful. I love exploring, having new experiences, meeting new people, learning new things, and traveling to places I've never been. I love road trips, camping, and hiking. I spend a lot of time alone journaling, reading, and crafting. Sometimes I am lazy and I do nothing and that's good too. I love wind, storms, the moon, crystals, candles, flowers, and rainbow colors.

I was raised without any religion and I was agnostic for most of my life. But I am now experiencing a spiritual awakening! I am in love with goddesses, creating altars everywhere, magick, power animals, herbs, tarot, ritual, prayer, meditation, hypnosis... oh and probably a bunch of other weird woo woo shit.

Oh and I used to drink a whole lot and use a nice variety of drugs, but I quit. It just stopped working for me after a while, so I'm doing the clean and sober thing now!
What I’m doing with my life
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At one point I was in a Ph. D. program, on the track to becoming a serious research scientist. I dropped out. It wasn't for me.

I'm totally better at sales. Been doing various sales jobs for a few years and I like it.

Outside of work, I snuggle with my cats, grow plants, and do some priestessing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm friendly, flirty, energetic, and outgoing. I tend to constantly meet people wherever I go. I can always get people to talk to me, I am very approachable, random strangers tell me all kinds of personal stuff. In sales, my big strength is establishing rapport.

I know a lot about biology, science, genetics, evolution, entomology, etc. If you find some creepy thing with lots of legs, I can probably tell you what it is and all about its lifestyle. I'm kind of a critter expert.

What I'm bad at is keeping my mouth shut for 5 seconds. I say everything that pops into my head. Filtering things out is hard for me. I tend to be honest, open, and straightforward. I suck at hiding things, lying, and keeping secrets.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well I'm fat! I have been fat in varying degrees all my life (oh, it fluctuates... I've ranged from size 12-28 through the years), but I will always be a fat chick. If you can't accept that, I don't want to meet you. I might gain weight and lose weight now and then... but I'm certainly never going to be a size 4.

People also notice that I am usually perky, hyper, and high-energy. And people frequently tell me that they love my laugh. And people tell me to pipe down, I am too loud and I talk too much. And I tend to be quite raunchy and perverted. I'm a big freak. People usually say I'm giving them TMI.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Some authors I like: Barbara Kingsolver, Daniel Pinkwater, Christopher Moore, Roald Dahl, Francesca Lia Block, Jasper Fforde.

I read a lot of trashy light novels, silly and weird books. I also enjoy children's and young adult. Magical, fantasy, scary, or spooky supernatural books are fun. Lately I'm reading a lot about different spiritual practices. And I have tons of gardening books, and books on sexuality, relationships, gender, feminism, body positivity, etc.

Movies: Mostly quirky, offbeat, artsy, indie stuff, and I love musicals. Also visually interesting stuff. (I'm a sucker for movies that are all trippy and surreal looking.) Some movies I like: Across the Universe, Amelie, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Garden State, Ghost World, Idiocracy, Into the Wild, John Dies at the End, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Shop of Horrors, Moulin Rouge, Rent, Requiem for a Dream, Shortbus, Thumbsucker, Tron (the original), What Dreams May Come.

TV shows: I've never gotten into watching much TV, and I have not actually had a TV in years. I do watch shows on my laptop from time to time. I like True Blood, Lost, Queer as Folk, Buffy.

(However if we hook up and you're more into TV than I am, you are allowed to sit me down and force me to watch. I really haven't seen enough TV! Same goes for movies! If you're a big movie buff you're going to want to force feed me a stream of movies.)

I have a broad interest in music. I love finding new bands and new kinds of music to listen to. One of my favorite things to do is going out to see pretty much any kind of live music. I have some musical background in playing trombone, a little piano, and singing. I've spent many nights dancing around wildly to cool local bands I'd never heard of before.

Some faves: they might be giants, ben folds, cake, daft punk, belle and sebastian, beatles, squirrel nut zippers, bjork, bowie, planet smashers, rasputina, indie, broadway, jazz, ska, reggae, jambands, electronic, pink floyd, stereolab, dresden dolls, of montreal, new pornographers, widespread panic, grateful dead, new monsoon, tori amos, aquabats, sublime, sufjan stevens, aphex twin, animal collective, the shins, no doubt, robert earl keen, dixie chicks, lucinda williams, bluegrass, folk, gypsy... and much more!

I love food. I love fresh garden veggies and I don't eat much meat. I'm pretty obsessed with tomatoes, peppers, avocados, mushrooms, spinach, onions, potatoes, cheese, garlic, sour cream, olive oil, fresh basil. I like spicy food, indian, thai, sushi, mexican, pizza. Lately I'm really into "clean" eating, "whole" foods... not so much the processed foods. I have my preferences, however, I don't find it useful to be rigid or restrictive about what I eat. I eat what I crave, what calls to me, what makes me feel good. I'd love to hook up with some wild vegetarian organic chef person who would cook me delicious gourmet meals all the time.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BDSM, cats, plants, the universe, acceptance, love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Improving my conscious contact with my higher power.

Also I think about buying a few acres of land a little bit out in the country... where I could have a magical cozy cottage, gardens, trees, and eventually get a few chickens and a few goats. It won't be this year, but maybe in a year or two... maybe. I'm country at heart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Frolicking in a field of moonlight and sparkles, or dancing around a flame with a gathering of woodland creatures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a thing for managers. I love commanding authority figures. When I have a boss who likes to push me hard and put a lot of pressure on me, I feel all warm and fuzzy and I get a big crush... I can't help it. Someone being in charge of me and telling me what to do all day drives me wild! Soo... if you have any management experience... ok maybe this is weird but I think that's sexy.

And I have a tattoo on my butt.
You should message me if
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You are some sort of pagan, shaman, magickal being, healer, or spiritual seeker. Right now I honestly have zero interest in dating anyone who isn't actively seeking spiritual growth. I am seeking a magickal partner, or mentor who can guide me in spiritual development.

You are a fun, smart, kinky person.

You can be mean and evil and scare the crap out of me. If you fail to pull this off... unfortunately, you may never fully excite me.

You want a subby girl to play with. (Or you want a goddess to worship. Hey, I switch it up...)

You're involved in the BDSM scene.... wanna go to play parties and stuff?

You're older than me. (I am REALLY into older people, I rarely like anyone my age or younger. I find it very hot to be with someone 10-20 years older than me. But then again, the older I get, the less true this is...)

You know lots of stuff. I love being with people I constantly learn from!

You're a badass chef.

You're adventurous and you like trying new things.

You're looking for romantic dating, not casual hookups. I don't knock it, I've had plenty, and I don't think it's a bad thing to do, it's just not what I'm interested in at the moment.

You love to be outside, want to go camping, like looking at plants and bugs, play in the mud, have a garden, or feel some kind of spiritual connection with nature.

You listen to tons of obscure bands and can expose me to new music.

You get really hyper/loud/giggly sometimes.

You like fat girls. (Or you're attracted to women of diverse sizes/shapes. Or you think my photos are SO gorgeous, hehe. I just dig it when people think I'm totally hot the way I am.)

You have some interest in open relationships/polyamory. Open relationships seem to work best for me. I naturally flirt with everyone I meet and I generally fool around with my friends without giving it a second thought, so I prefer at least some degree of openness. But there are many degrees I can do! (Anything from "I think it's hot when you make out with the random chicks" to "I want to have deep loving romantic relationships with several people at the same time" works for me.)

You gotta tolerate (preferably love and snuggle) cats! (I have 2 cats, and I will never not have cats! There are too many cats in the world that need a good home and lots of love... so if I can provide that, I always will. Yes, they are allowed on the bed, the kitchen counter, etc!)