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29 • Austin, TX • Woman
I’m looking for
- Ages 30–55
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating
- Last online
- Aug 21
- 5′ 4″ (1.63m)
- Body Type
- Full figured
- Mostly anything
- Not at all
- Other, and very serious about it
- Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from masters program
- Sales / Marketing
- Mostly non-monogamous
- Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
- Likes dogs and has cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I'm totally better at sales. Been doing various sales jobs for a few years and I like it.
Outside of work, I snuggle with my cats, grow plants, dance around, and do some priestessing.
I know a lot about biology, science, genetics, evolution, entomology, etc. If you find some creepy thing with lots of legs, I can probably tell you what it is and all about its lifestyle. I'm kind of a critter expert.
What I'm bad at is keeping my mouth shut for 5 seconds. I say everything that pops into my head. Filtering things out is hard for me. I tend to be honest, open, and straightforward. I suck at hiding things, lying, and keeping secrets.
People also notice that I am usually perky, hyper, and high-energy. People often tell me that they love my laugh. And people tell me to pipe down, I am too loud and I talk too much. And I tend to be quite raunchy and perverted. I'm a big freak. People usually say I'm giving them TMI.
I read a lot of trashy light novels, silly and weird books. Magical, fantasy, scary, or spooky supernatural books are fun. Lately I'm reading a lot about different spiritual practices. And I have tons of gardening books, and books on sexuality, relationships, gender, feminism, body positivity, etc.
Movies: Mostly quirky, offbeat, artsy, indie stuff, and I love musicals. Also visually interesting stuff. (I'm a sucker for movies that are all trippy and surreal looking.) Some movies I like: Across the Universe, Amelie, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Garden State, Ghost World, Idiocracy, Into the Wild, John Dies at the End, Little Miss Sunshine, Little Shop of Horrors, Moulin Rouge, Rent, Requiem for a Dream, Shortbus, Thumbsucker, What Dreams May Come.
I have a broad interest in music. I love finding new bands and new kinds of music to listen to. One of my favorite things to do is going out to see pretty much any kind of live music. I have some musical background in playing trombone, a little piano, and singing. Recently I started taking drumming classes.
Some faves: they might be giants, ben folds, cake, daft punk, belle and sebastian, beatles, squirrel nut zippers, bjork, bowie, planet smashers, rasputina, indie, broadway, jazz, ska, reggae, jambands, electronic, pink floyd, stereolab, dresden dolls, of montreal, new pornographers, widespread panic, grateful dead, new monsoon, tori amos, aquabats, sublime, sufjan stevens, aphex twin, animal collective, the shins, no doubt, robert earl keen, dixie chicks, lucinda williams, bluegrass, folk, gypsy... and much more!
I love food. I love fresh garden veggies. I'm pretty obsessed with tomatoes, peppers, avocados, mushrooms, spinach, onions, potatoes, cheese, garlic, sour cream, olive oil, fresh basil. I like spicy food, indian, thai, sushi, mexican, pizza. Lately I'm really into "clean" eating, "whole" foods... not too much processed foods. I have my preferences, however, I don't find it useful to be rigid or restrictive about what I eat. I eat what I crave, what makes me feel good. I'd love to hook up with some wild vegetarian organic chef person who would cook me delicious gourmet meals all the time.
Also I think about buying a few acres of land a little bit out in the country... where I could have a magical cozy cottage, gardens, fruit trees, and eventually get a few chickens and a few goats. It won't be this year, but maybe in a year or two... maybe. I'm country at heart.
And I have a tattoo on my butt.
You are a fun, smart, kinky person.
You can be mean and evil and scare the crap out of me. If you fail to pull this off... unfortunately, you may never fully excite me.
You want a subby girl to play with. (Or you want a goddess to worship. Hey, I switch it up...)
You're involved in the BDSM scene.... wanna go to play parties and stuff? I used to be more actively involved and maybe I should get back into that.
You're older than me. (I'm into older people, I rarely like anyone my age or younger.)
You know lots of stuff. I love being with people I constantly learn from!
You're a badass chef. It's so appealing to hang around people who cook well and feed me awesome things.
You're looking for romantic dating, not casual hookups. I don't knock it, I've had plenty, and I don't think it's a bad thing to do, it's just not what I'm interested in at the moment.
You love to be outside, want to go camping, like looking at plants and bugs, play in the mud, have a garden, or feel some kind of spiritual connection with nature.
You are a satyr (or horned god of some sort) seeking to seduce a wild and fierce wood nymph.
You listen to tons of obscure bands and will expose me to new music.
You get really hyper/loud/giggly sometimes.
You like fat girls. (Or you're attracted to women of diverse sizes/shapes. Or you think my photos are SO gorgeous, hehe. I dig it when people think I'm totally hot the way I am.)
You don't drink much. I've been totally clean and sober for years now and I don't want to be around a lot of heavy drinking.
You have some interest in open relationships/polyamory. I prefer at least some degree of openness, but there are many degrees I can do! (HOWEVER, I'm NOT looking for married men. I want a primary partner! I just don't like being secondary only, I only like being secondary if I already have a primary I can focus on, otherwise I feel crazy and make drama. Right now I'm single and NOT looking to date anyone who is already committed to a primary partner.)
You gotta tolerate (preferably love and snuggle) cats! (I have 2 cats, and I will never not have cats! There are too many cats in the world that need a good home and lots of love... so if I can provide that, I always will. Yes, they are allowed on the bed, the kitchen counter, etc!)
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