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chase_instead

28 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Mar 6
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Nothing good was ever done ironically. Everyone always tries to be funny on their profile but I have come to the conclusion that you cannot be funny on your profile. So I'm just gonna try to be honest, at least, partially. But, like a good book does, I'm not giving up my secrets all at once
What I’m doing with my life
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editor, writer, journalist, poet, sworn enemy of boredom.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Bullshit detecting, book recommending, cooking things that make you wonder what it was you'd been eating all this time, reciting poetry, authentic networking, emotional heavy-lifting.

Someone once told me that I was really good at knowing when something needed love; cats, people. Sounds cheesy but I think it might be the best and most valuable thing at which I am good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have no clue. But the first guess I'll venture is that I'm insecure (if they're smart) and try to make up for it by dressing real stylishly and being ridiculously well-read.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Vermont
Petite Sirah
Sweetbreads
Old Bay
rye whiskey
Andrew
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"Why I can't I be loved for who I am? A wolf among wolves and not as a man?"
-Will Oldham

How to make something of myself. How to live. How to be a better man. What to write about. How we are bad and how we are good. What to live by. How to act. What to read next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In reading or out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I feel like my life is spent one step ahead of a wrecking ball. For me, I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop. It's because of the way I grew up, how my parents were. I'm always waiting for something bad to happen. This has been the one great and persistent problem of my life, how to get over this. The feeling is what one might call a sense of a "foreshortened future." You know how it is when you have to be somewhere in an hour and so for that hour you can't do anything but wait? I have that feeling all the time. That's the most private thing I'm willing to admit here.
You should message me if
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you are trying to become acquainted with the darker joys. *Please don't have Hot Girl Autism, also known as HGA* I want a girl who's easy--not in the sexual sense but someone who's easy to be around, easy to talk to (for hours) easy on the eyes and who looks on everything with easy eyes. Not interested in someone high-maintenance (materially or emotionally). I am interested in someone smart, someone hopeful, someone generous and some one kind. Someone, I think, to lift up and be lifted up by...

Thank you. That is all.