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31 Oakland, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Dropped out of space camp
Wants kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Okay), Italian (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to eat well, adventure weekly, laugh daily, and find new things often. I am very happy in life. I thrive on projects, connecting, and sharing experiences with people.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am a professional photographer. I've been a set building, lighting hanging, theatre technician for 7 years, but currently I am a clown and roustabout for an independent touring circus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Staying out of trouble while getting into mischief.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I always hear about the dimples first. I had them installed so you can't stay cross with me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: Peter Pan (all of them), Hedwig and the Angry Inch

TV: 30 Rock, Once Upon a Time, Pete and Pete

Music: Beats Antique, The Sounds, The Beatles

Food: Vegetarian when I'm at home, but I still eat meat when I go out for food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cliche introspective answers
Witty quips
Blatant sarcastification
Outlandish outbursts
Some mindless prattling
And world peace
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I wonder how many people click away from my profile because of my clown nose picture.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Adventuring. Who is comin' with me?!

Or its one of those Fridays where I'm not scheduled to do anything- in which case I'm hanging out in my pj's watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm turned on by witty banter and uncomfortably honest conversation.
You should message me if
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You are good at laughter and mischief, or want to practice more.