Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like sweet nothings whipered into my ear, especially while taking
a long walk on the beach. :-p
I watch a lot of movies and rerun tv. As a paradox to most people
that do this I read whenever I get the chance as well.
I'm a huge Chex Mix fan.
I play the lotto to give myself false hope.
I have a glorious sense of sarcasm.
I want love, but never force myself into it. Probably why I've been
single so long.
Like the guy in office space, if I had a million dollars, I'd do
nothing. This is not to say I wouldn't try all the fun stuff at
least once, but I would not overexert myself.
You aren't a sapiosexual, you're just not attracted to
I can't stand drivers that cut someone off just to make a turn
right in front of me. In my infinite wisdom, I still don't know
what that half second will get you besides the middle finger.
I don't like fishing. I noticed a lot of ladies on here do. It's
not for me though. I'm open to almost anything else.
I have a cat, I love him, that's that. I like dogs too though! Just
waiting til I have a yard for it to play in.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Who knows what lies ahead.
But really, I work for a candy company. I do inventory control for
the company. Yay spreadsheets!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I write pretty mean Excel formulas too.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books - A decent mystery or sci fi
Movies - Just about any comedy, horror, or action
Music - Mostly rock, alternative, but I like a bit in every
Food - Anything not weird really!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My job, it pays the bills
5 other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What's for lunch
Winning the lotto
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a date with you? *wink wink*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
On your profile, I read this section and the "You should message me
if" section first. It's where most of you say what you don't want.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You licked your screen when you pulled up my pictures.
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