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27 Guelph, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, casual sex

My details

Last online
Aug 27, 2014
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Seeing Someone
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a dork, plain and simple. I play a lot of video games, watch a lot of movies and anime and all that crap.
I'm out of shape, lazy, and trying to fix that by biking and longboarding everywhere i go. my jokes are terrible, and i find everything funny.
I'm very optimistic. frustratingly so. i will find the smallest, most trivial silver lining on the biggest blackest cloud. think that sounds good? wait till something horrible happens and i'm trying to make you see the bright side of your cat dying.
I'm in an open relationship, so I'm not looking for a boy or girlfriend. what I'm after is more friends, and possibly someone to just hang out with and play games and watch tv and occasionally just turn to the other and say "hey, wanna do the sex?" and then that would be neat.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
welding. trying to keep my head above the water in this raging whirlpool people lovingly refer to as adulthood (I just wanna say, this "growing up" thing is complete bullshit).
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being tall. and loud. and I'm real good at most video games and i'm decent on a snowboard. I swear i'm not entirely stupid either. I'm real good at my job, welding, and I can make kraft dinner like a god.
The first things people usually notice about me
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my height, tiny ears, social awkwardness, general lack of coordination, and then, maybe, how wonderful i am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: house of leaves by mark z danielewski, harry potter and dont you dare judge me.
movies: tekkonkinkreet, paprika, amelie
shows: FMA brotherhood, Supernatural, and a whole bunch o' others.
music: most things, but i gotta say i really dont like most country.
food: the unhealthier the better.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
air, water, food, a body to turn all those into energy, shelter, and video games.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Video games, Superheroes, Zombies, Why the earth is all effed up. (in that order).
OH and I also get blown away by human achievements. like, dudes, we can effing FLY. and we went to SPACE A WHOLE BUNCH O' TIMES. this shit is off the hizzle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drunk or asleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
with the exception of dogs, I'm uncomfortable around animals bigger than me.
You should message me if
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you want a friend to play video games and watch movies with, who you are NOT completely attached to, and occasionally have sex. can't stress enough how i'm not looking for a significant other.