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Instafunatarian

41 M Saint Paul, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:53am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Haphazardly planning it.
I’m really good at
Sleeping in, scrambled eggs, finding humor in the mundane.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books
Slaughterhouse Five, The Omnivour's Dilemma, The Jungle Books, The Jungle, Fight Club, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Walden.

Movies
Goodfellas, Blazing Saddles, Fletch, The Badnews Bears, Full Metal Jacket.

Music
Queen, Silversun Pickups, Pixies, The Streets, Low, Blur, John Denver.

Food
Kimchi jjagae, deep dish pizza, carnitas.
The six things I could never do without
Oxygen (the gas not the network).
Sandwiches.
Contrast.
Bath tubs.
Outdoor hockey rinks.
My bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Planning a trip to Ukraine to visit my friend who is volunteering with the Peace Corps.

What would Kurt Vonnegut do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Knitting sweaters for orphaned kittens while volunteering at the animal shelter. ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was the one that ate the pizza you had in the fridge, not your roommate.

I cook Thanksgiving dinner for my family every year.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can teach me the art of tortilla making.

You have the "yellow fever."

You are taller than me.