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Instafunatarian

41 M Saint Paul, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 10:24am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Education
University
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Korean (Poorly), Yiddish (Poorly)

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Haphazardly planning it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sleeping in, scrambled eggs, finding humor in the mundane.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My broad shoulders.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
Slaughterhouse Five, The Omnivour's Dilemma, The Jungle Books, The Jungle, Fight Club, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Walden.

Movies
Goodfellas, Blazing Saddles, Fletch, The Badnews Bears, Full Metal Jacket.

Music
Queen, Silversun Pickups, Pixies, The Streets, Low, Blur, John Denver.

Food
Kimchi jjagae, deep dish pizza, carnitas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen (the gas not the network).
Sandwiches.
Contrast.
Bath tubs.
Outdoor hockey rinks.
My bicycle.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Planning a trip to Ukraine to visit my friend who is volunteering with the Peace Corps.

What would Kurt Vonnegut do?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Knitting sweaters for orphaned kittens while volunteering at the animal shelter. ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was the one that ate the pizza you had in the fridge, not your roommate.

I cook Thanksgiving dinner for my family every year.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can teach me the art of tortilla making.

You have the "yellow fever."

You are taller than me.