Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've been compared to Mel Brooks (hilarious, witty, Jewish, short
and not so easy on the eyes). I have kind of a dry sense of humor
with absolute blasts of genius. The genius is sometimes masked
within my ranting tirades against anything. I have this uncanny
ability to defend and condemn any point of view at the same time,
It makes me one of the most accepting people alive while also one
of the most judgmental. My humor is usually self deprecating as I
can only really laugh at something I understand. Things I don't
understand get a head shake and a nod. I break into accents at any
time. It's kind of Tourette's thing but it can be fun. I Dance jigs
when I'm happy or when it's your birthday and I always have 4 or 5
suits pressed and ready for emergencies. To my detriment I am a
My best friends say I'm hilarious.
My ex says I'm too smart and generous for my own good.
My boss says I'm far too committed
My nieces say I'm too kind to people who wrong me
My employees say I'm fair
Little known facts:
Ronald Reagan once looked at me and said, "I can tell you are a
good guy. You need a white hat." (totally true story)
I like to consider myself a surfer and haven't touched a board in
I was a feral child (raised myself from the age of 8)- sort
I spent time in a Costa Rican detention facility (great
I saved someone's life
I've traveled 20 hours each way to see a friend for 2 hours when
they needed it
There have been over 10 attempts on my life (natural and man
Fate hates me because I believe in her
I worked as a professional photographer for six months with
absolutely no training. I sold one photo during that time to a top
The best compliment I ever received was that I was either on track
to rule the world, lead a cult, or be a vagrant
2nd best compliment - "Dude, you ain't normal."
Someday I'll start an NGO that saves kids in Africa
Things you should know:
I'm in good shape but don't look it.
I fall hard for causes and people I believe in
Unless I have kids, I will probably die broke because I gave all my
money to great causes
I am a sucker for words, written or spoken
If we lived in ancient Greece I would be a weird combination of
warrior and philosopher
Brains are the greatest turn on for me
I was named in a multi million dollar will, but only inherited
Into every life a little Neil Diamond must be played
Not into watching sports on TV (no football, live baseball, no
I love Hawaiian shirts
It has been said I'm 20% Boy Scout (I was tossed out of that
particularly fascist organization) 20% James Bond, 20% improv
comic, 20% lost and 20% found.
In a world of frogs....I'm just another frog but I can do a decent
I'm short. I'm stocky. I can outwit most of my competition. I'm the
underdog of the dating world but hell, even the underdog gets his
Well that's me in a few hundred words.
I just got back from a solo trip to Thailand (get your mind out of
the gutter...no hangover 2 here) where I wrestled a tiger, rode an
Elephant, snuck across the border into Laos, One of the first
Americans to enter Myanmar in 30 years (Coincidentally, I was on a
vip diplomatic visa great story), rode a sampan on a river, watched
opium get loaded on a barge, picked and processed rice, I bought a
village a festival and prayed at a temple that housed the 3rd most
treasured relic of the Buddha, all while fending off attacks by
ladyboys. All of this is true. I have pictures
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time and I am a full time student. I have returned to
school after an exceptionally long break. I am constantly trying to
improve myself intellectually, spirtually and most recently,
physically. I, like most of my generation, am trying to find
myself. We are somewhere lost in the post cold war - seattle grunge
haze and are at the age where we look back fondly for what was
probably not as good as we remember.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at conversation. While sometimes I am shy at first
and tend to blush, once I warm up I can keep a conversation going
for hours. I am also very adept at empathy. I can relate to almost
anyone and sense when people need a pick me up or pep talk.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Hard to say whether it is my height or my greek statue physique (so
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Shows: How I met your mother, Big Bang theory, Alias, Lost,
Books: Anything by Hemingway, Classic Russian literature translated
to English poorly (someone out there will understand this comment),
Almost anything by Steinbeck or a great book on English, American,
Russian or Germanic history.
Foods: Sushi #1, Pho , Anything ginger flavored, including ginger,
good Thai food, preferably from that little place in Chiang Mai
Thailand (you know, the one by the river)
Music: Complex punk ballads and simple alternative, classical,
cajun and Neil Diamond (the master of all lyrical tunes).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iphone (Bahhhh- said the sheep)
Macbook Pro (Again...Bahhh said the sheep)
Some form of reading material
The beach (thus the ocean, I lived in Chicago-dude it's a lake not
A comfortable pair of walking shoes
Some sort of solar power to power all of my electronic leashes (i
mean devices like Iphone, Laptop, etc.... not some weird sexual
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Politics, History, World Affairs, Social issues and really good
Sushi. Whether next go round on this profile, I should be a little
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
A. At home recovering from work
B. Out near the beach with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a weird combination of a shy, outgoing geek with a healthy
splash of dork (Not that private, but really private is for later).
I'm really normal, sometimes to my detriment. I suffer from nice
guy syndrome and tend to be put in the "friend zone" but thats good
because I have made some great friends.
I'm extremely heterosexual and comfortable with who I am. My best
friends are gay and I respect their lifestyle. They have found
people to love and who cares what the hardware is. You have to be
ok with this to be ok for me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you understand that sometimes the finest wines are in dusty,
stocky bottles with tattered labels.
Can take a joke.
Can make a joke.
Aren't offended by jokes.
You understand the cosmic meaning behind the words "goodness" and
"kindness" and are working towards them or ok with someone who
Find a sense of perfection in chaos.
Agree that tomorrow is always a new day with new opportunities.
Who are you looking for?
This helps us know who to show you on OkCupid.