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chebyshevychase

28 / M / straight / Single

San Francisco, California

The Skinny

Last Online
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Ethnicity
White
Height
6' 4" (1.93m).
Body Type
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Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners
Smokes
No
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism and somewhat serious about it
Sign
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Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Computer / Hardware / Software
Income
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Kids
Likes children
Pets
—
Languages
English

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I am funny, redundant, and funny.

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My Self-Summary

>25% of what I say is a reference to something. I think puns are terrible and love them completely. My screen name is a math joke. I'm surprisingly comfortable with that.

2008 was a weird year for me. I stumbled from one heartbreaking yet hilarious adventure to another. This year I resolve to stumble less, but adventure at least as much.

I have a degree in math, but I promise to only talk to you about math if you ask specifically. Or express some interest. Or maybe say a number in my presence. Okay, I can't promise anything.

What I’m doing with my life

Usually enjoying it. Seldom hating it.

I’m really good at

Ping pong. Running up hills (well I like to anyway). Joke offs (or circle jokes).

The first things people usually notice about me

I'm taller than you expect. I think this is because I have a proportionally large head so you don't notice until I have commenced looming.

Infuriatingly, the dimples.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Michael Chabon books. Neil Gaiman books. The Flaming Lips. The Pixies. The Evens. Neutral Milk Hotel. Clap Your Hands Say Yeah. The Cars (really? I put the cars? must have been a cars day.). Tegan and Sara. TV on the Radio. Hot Chip. Spoon. Burritos. Thai food. Stranger Than Fiction. Wes Anderson movies. Some Cohen Brothers movies. Other stuff.

My new roommate has introduced me to the Venture Brothers which is pretty much right up my alley. I know that's television and okc is too good to put television on here, but we all know we at least watch Hulu. I say embrace it. We can still pretend we don't watch tv at parties.

The six things I could never do without

Friends. Music. Laughter. Love (puke). My bicycle. Ping pong (apparently I do alright without ping pong).

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Parody videos I should but never will make. Things I did wrong (hindsight is an asshole). Not getting killed by cars.

On a typical Friday night I am

Hanging out with people or not. I try not to have typical nights.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

How about... My Chinese zodiac sign is Metal Cock?

You should message me if

You think we would find each other interesting. You want to ride bikes and picnic in golden gate park. Possibly in quick succession.

You're an older heiress in need of witty arm candy for your gala events (Thank you for the career advice Pam!).

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