I'm trying to be less cynical (it's a facade) so read on with an open mind--I'm not a snob, prude nor holier-than-though, I just write (type) faster than I think. I'm kinda intellectual but kinda trailer trash too. It's the southern boy in me...I'm trying to fit my square peg in the round hole (oops, badly timed pun but I'll leave it go).
I'm a good cook, almost god-like (kidding I don't even know if I believe in God--Buddha saves?) I'm good at listening objectively but calling you out on your BS (and expect others to call me on mine). My friends call me Dolly Lama. I overlook fault but will tell you what it is and expect you to call me out on my own shit as well. I try to do right but can fall into that cynical rut that comes with being a New Yorker. I have only been here since '99 but it has become home. If I do leave it will be for Paris, the Middle East, China, or London. I love my family and the U.S. but don't know if I can live outside NYC except maybe DC or SF... maybe.
I'm good at relaxing, but can party with the best of them...just in moderation. I'm good at ignoring labels and stereotypes. I am an equal opportunity employer. A friend has said my taste is like the United Colors of Benetton. I am blind to race, age, and body type. Your brain should excite me and the rest is a bonus. 21-70, all races, incomes, body types. But baggage is only tolerated if you're self-aware and working on it. I'm not your mother, teacher, preacher, or therapist. I support your exploration of things you would rather not have known--but am NOT an enabler.
I guess I've been told I have a good ass, good hair, nice lips, and that my brain is sexy. I don't know...I think I have a big penis but I really don't so how can I be objective about any of this? It works well. So what if I have this delusion? But why should I believe what others say or notice about me? ;-) IF thus far my sarcasm has turned you off just move to the next profile. I have no agenda and my picture is not fabulous but it isn't a glamour shot or professional head shot, I'm not flexing my biceps in a mirror at the gym, and the photo was NOT taken in the bathroom mirror. If that's what you're looking for you selected the wrong profile. Also, if you have any of the above in your profile I am likely to ignore your advances (but you're not messaging me anyway so we are all good)! Actually I'll likely check out your pretty pictures but I'm a realist--we are only a match if you're less superficial but compliant because, hey, it's a dating site and we all know how marketing and advertising works (Mad Men?)!
Movies: 12 Angry Men, Kiss Me Deadly, The Killing, The Big Lebowski, My Cousin Vinny, Tropic Thunder, The Blues Brothers...’Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now,’ Best In Show, The Fountainhead, A Single Man (some days I feel like George and other days I feel like Charley, but in general I'm most like Kenny--just a little older), Notorious (no dream is too B.I.G.), Casino, Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, The Lion In Winter (hands down probably my #1 favorite but I just can't completely commit to anything being #1), Notorious (the one with Cary Grant and Ingrid Bergman), One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Dog Day Afternoon, Soylent Green, Aliens, Donnie Darko, Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?, Streetcar Named Desire, Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, Requiem For a Dream, Wall-E (yeah, yeah, I can't help it), Memento, Up (come ON Pixar is the shit), City of God, There Will Be Blood, Inception, Avatar (I didn't want to like it but I caved and saw it and yep, loved it), Kill Bill, Vol. 1, ALL The Lord of the Rings movies, 300, Mulholland Drive, The Dark Knight, 28 Days Later, American Gangster, Brokeback Mountain, Milk, Pan's Labyrinth.... OK, I'm done for now! But I like me some movies!
Shows: Um, I don't have a television anymore so if I want to see a television show I watch it on the computer...so I haven't really seen much lately. Am I missing anything? Let's curl up on your sofa and you can catch me up.
Music: This one gives me hives just considering committing to a "list" of favorites--and I like every genre that exists, even if on a limited basis (country or rap/hip-hop). There is always something that I find merit in musically or stylistically. I am probably a frustrated musician/singer/performer that never dedicated his time to it so that makes me admire the passion and dedication of anyone who has done so. I just cannot tackle this without boring the hell out of you (if I haven't already). So I will only leave one word here that cannot be ignored--Beethoven. Without a doubt Beethoven is musically the greatest to have ever set a note to a staff.
Food: Another list that would be exhaustive. I am a foodie (do not hate on me for that word I used it 30 years ago before the fucking food network was around), I love to cook, I'm pretty damn good at it, and I have said that I want to have my own "food show"--or quit my job and buy a food truck to spend my days on these city streets sharing my food with anyone that wants to throw me a few bucks for my efforts. I make mean tamales--although a Mexican girlfriend said her mother would call them "gay" tamales: I once made them with goat cheese and roasted chicken! But I can make them as traditional as your mamma.
* a lamp (the better to see you with my, dear)
* iPhone charging stand (seriously, for a full decade or three there was an alarm clock but I got rid of that and the fax machine)
* Plato's Phaedo ("if there is anything beautiful other than absolute beauty it is beautiful only insofar as it partakes of absolute beauty")
* my earphones (because I hate holding the phone when I'm talking while lying in bed--and not phone sex, ya perv, but um, okay, sure. I give good phone--I actually did it for a living back before the internet!
* a candle in a jar (not bought that way, just a jar with a lid and a candle that I've placed in it)
* Shambhala: The Sacred Path of the Warrior (nice contrast to Plato, huh?)
* a couple of art books and "Architects on Architects"
* one of my Canon 35mm film cameras. I have a digital camera too but live for b&w film, fixed lens, and natural light!
If you want to know what’s in my nightstand, you’ll have to work really hard for that information. ;-P And yeah, I know it's more than six but it's what's within reach and if I can't live without it then it needs to be close by if I'm close to death...