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40 M Austin, TX

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 24
Native American, Indian, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Used up
Mostly anything
Buddhism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it matters a lot
Dropped out of space camp
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am sarcastic by nature, hence the name. ****Please don't even waste your time reading if you take online dating too seriously***

I am a super reliable, loving, good looking, money making, fitness
activist, feeling understanding, child procreating, complementing,
goal oriented, gourmet cooking, house cleaning and fixing, organic
garden growing, car fixing and love making machine!!!!.. Wait, did
I forget something? ( insert here your list ).. OK, now........ to
be serious.... actually, lets not be serious. After some time of online dating, I've realized that a lot of women come here looking for their catalog husband, and men come here to get laid, they just write in the catalog what they think women want out of the catalog, others are just bold.
I had my Issues with dating sites, but if you are ready to meet a guy who might be too honest for your comfort level but still are up for it, Lets try this
again, shall we? I am a divorced father of two amazing girls, who I
just can't get enough of. Sadly, when I was married I was too
overwhelmed with responsibilities and other things that being able
to just enjoy the time with them was hard. To keep this short I've
got to say that I am in no rush to find my perfect match, after
all, the more you are looking, the harder it gets....... not that
I don't think I am going to find her here, but at least should make
good friends.
I believe that tolerance, compassion, dedication and well, yes
let's not forget attraction!......( you have to start somewhere!!)
are the most important things you need to have a "PERFECT"
relationship. However, I just want to meet some cool friends who I
might have something in common with, don't take things to extremes,
like to dance salsa, merengue, cumbia, or whatever really, travel,
are into art( any kinds ), sky diving, snowboarding, mountain
biking, working out and or running at town lake, and believe that if you work hard you can
relax and enjoy your self. Well, let's meet and see what comes from

I am revolving energy, info transmiter, and cshgrrshshhhhzzzzzzz
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sometimes I snowboard in the Andes

Hey, I am a father and a business owner. Isn't that already enough to be doing?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Socializing, doing things for people, doing crazy things, being spontaneous, cooking, making mistakes and right after that learning from them.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I dunno.... you tell me. Is it my muscles?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music? I listen to all kinds of music, salsa, merengue, vampire weekend, spoon,all kinds of jazz, Kat edmonson, Devotchka, Moldy peaches, Rolling stones.....Brown Sugar!!!!....., kids misic, the strollers, Paris combo, nina simone, Gotan Project, Iron and wine, John Lee Hooker, pixies, regina spector, seu George,.......I really can't describe all music. I discover more music all the time, specially living here.
Movies; I watch a lot of documentaries, Movies with good plots and great antagonists.
Foods: well, well, I enjoy cooking quite a bit and just discovering new dishes to master is kind of an addiction, at least right now but always enjoy good Mexican, Indian, Thai.... hmm?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
While Traveling:
tooth brush
at least one extra pair of underwear( everyone have their thing, mine is clean underwear)
something valuable to trade in an emergency situation
comfortable shoes ( not flashy shoes, COMFORTABLE)
a watch or some sort of time telling devise. Its been proven to be essential.
*My two daughters names in other languages
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to get to know my self better..... We all are trying to get to know everyone else, but do we know who we are? Do you know?

Until you have awakened to who you truly are, you are not truly living.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Fridays are not really my night to do anything in particular. I am a go with the flow kinda guy. if there is salsa,.. there I go!, movie? sure! stay home ? why not. do a little work? sure!
What do you want to do? that is if we are still talking about Friday night. all other nights I am busy! .. not really!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
all right, this is really getting crazy!. Let's not talk about my private things!; 0))
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have made it all the way here and still haven't been deterred, You are OK with my lack of correct spelling and punctuation,( I only worry about it when it has to do with professional things)... Maybe if your back is itching and need someone to scratch you!..... I am not promising anything, I might be scratching my own back.
OK, just message me! DO IT!
**All of the information above has been answered to the best of my knowledge. Any inaccurate information with exception of my income should be investigated and brought before a court of law before the first date..... or, you can just Google it. That might be cheaper and faster!
Side effects include but not limited to: spending too much time with G, sudden acts of craziness ( this one has been proven to be true, so please, if you can't control your self please stay away!), dizziness when spinning, wearing your pants inside out, wondering why you haven't done "this" before several times in a row, and finally, finding your self laying on the grass, feeling the rain on your face.
You've been warned, if you push that send button be ready to assume all concecuences, including the fact that you might get annoyed that i couldn't spell concecuences correctly..... darn there it is again! Management.