I grew up in a suburban desert near LA. The flowerchild in me will never die. I WILL sass you if you don't recycle.

My senior yearbook superlative was 'Most Likely to Give their Lunch to a Homeless Person.' The first time I tried to do that after moving to New York I was confronted with aggressive masturbation. I almost cried, but I was laughing too hard as I ran away. Even though that was terrifying I still try sometimes. It fails more than you would think.

I run a theater company I founded with my friends from college and write, perform, and produce my own comedy. If you google me you will find a lot sketch videos, many of which are NSFW. (If you think that means porn you need to look up what NSFW means.) It's a shame because I'm a great babysitter, but I don't think any parent would ever hire me at this point. I started out as an actor and I'm still pursuing that, but creating my own work is what excites me most. I sometimes perform as a dancer for fun. I don't have any career goals there, but it's when I feel most alive.

My hobbies are cooking and biking I guess. I like to get out and explore and try new things whenever I have free time. I like to volunteer, too, when I have the time. Giving back to my world and community are important to me.

For a day-job I'm a full time leasing agent for a luxury apartment building. I've accidentally seen a lot of rich people's butts.

Lifting and carrying heavy objects (seriously, I'm weirdly naturally strong), making sandwiches, doodling, and just generally being able to get anything done in the scrappiest of ways.

My gullibility usually gets exposed pretty quickly. It's embarrassing.

Food: cheese (gouda is my #1), ice cream (i eat entire pints without feeling sick and it's a problem), apples, avocados, and pasta (even though I was diagnosed with a gluten intolerance last year). I also actually genuinely love kale, quinoa, and kombucha. Don't judge, healthy food is yummy too.

Shows: 30 Rock, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, The New Girl, Portlandia, SNL, Community, Modern Family, Freaks and Geeks, Mad Men... it is just hitting me that I pretty much only watch comedy except for Mad Men. I also enjoy the history channel, the cooking channel, and sometimes The Amazing Race, but I'm bad about keeping up with television. And my gal pals are super into The Bachelor and I can't lie to you, I get sucked in sometimes. That's some crazy shit.

Movies: I'm sure I'm forgetting some, but let's go with Amelie, The Darjeeling Limited, The Little Mermaid, Bridesmaids, Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Wall-E, UP, Almost Famous, The Science of Sleep, and What about Bob.

Music: The Beatles, Cat Stevens, Beyonce, Robyn, and Rilo Kiley will stay with me for life. Lately I'm really into Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros. Carley Rae Jepsen is my current guilty pleasure. In general, I love indie/folk rock, poppy dance music, and oldies. I play the uke and I'm learning the guitar.

Books: I am a total bookworm so I really can't answer this, but here's three: Stargirl by Jerry Spinelli made a huge impact on me as a kid, and the last novel I read that truly wowed me was The Wonderous Life of Oscar Wao by Junot Diaz. They're both so awesome I put in the effort to put them in italics. I also read How to be a Woman by Caitlin Moran recently and I feel strongly that if every person alive read it, the world would be a better place.

Sunshine, a blender, books (especially when on the subway), my hair comb (which is an afro pick ...I can explain), Abbey Road, and my glasses.

How funny life would be if magic were real and how maybe magic is real.

Seeing a friend's show and/or rehearsing/performing and going out for drinks with friends afterwards. No matter where I am there's a good chance I'll start a dance party.

My eyes don't close all the way when I sleep.

You've got something you're excited to share with someone new and have never had bed bugs.