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cheekeymonkey-

40 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Aug 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh summary of self, how shall I write thee? I often wonder if people actually read anything in these little boxes. I had written a lovely summary, but it seemed from the messages I received it was paid no mind.

I thought I'd start things off a little different and share some gems that are most likely not going to be responded to.

"come over" - that's not going to happen.
"cum over" - I see what you did there. Clever. Still not going to happen.
"check out my profile" - Ah, I see that your profile pic is a torso only and you in your underwear.
"hi" - Hi? Really? I had a longer conversation with the checkout guy at Whole Foods. I feel like these messages are guys just throwing a bunch of hi's at the wall waiting for one to stick
"ur prty" - Thanks? Text Lingo? How about a fully formed sentence.
"show me your tits/pussy" - No. REALLY? Come on, get real.

I live in Chicago and would prefer Chicago guys only. Sorry, New York, Alabama, California...not going to happen. Also, if you're more than 15+ miles away? Probably no.

But maybe I'm being too picky? Methinks not.

I can swing 5-7 years on either side of 40. But if you are young enough to be my kid or old enough to be my father, I really have to decline. I am also not into just having casual sex or being a part of an open relationship. While I appreciate you reaching out to me, it's just not my bag.

None of this is meant to be bitchy. I am not into drawwwwma or playing games. Blech. I'm just me and I know what I want and I don't.

About me: I own my own business, I'm independent, motivated, funny and dare I say...intelligent. I am in sales so I have good social skills and I can hold my own in a conversation. My friends often laugh around me and I'm pretty sure it's with me, but sometimes it's at me.

I have a cat, his name is Charlie. He is pretty much the whole reason I have an Instagram account. Well, Charlie and and my winter kneesock collection.

I am not looking for a serious relationship RIGHT NOW. I've been married, I have no interest in doing that again anytime soon. I am looking for a partner, someone I can share my time with. Let's meet, let's be friends, start there. Then see what happens.

Thanks for reading!
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm working hard at building my business. I am also taking swim lessons and enjoy yoga.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, laughing at myself and having fun
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read; fiction, mystery & thrillers, or a real good page turner. I watch way too much TV and listen to a lot of Indie music. I am always happy eating tacos or sushi. Wine, whisky or a good craft cocktail. Cider instead of beer.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
CharlieCat, my kindle, fun, laughing and love
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Usually I'm thinking about my business.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Chilling - out with friends, catching up on DVR, cocktails, etc.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 33–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Want to have a real conversation. If I don't answer, please don't take offense. I do appreciate you taking the time to write, but I don't want to lead anyone on.