I thought I'd start things off a little different and share some gems that are most likely not going to be responded to.
"come over" - that's not going to happen.
"cum over" - I see what you did there. Clever. Still not going to happen.
"check out my profile" - Ah, I see that your profile pic is a torso only and you in your underwear.
"hi" - Hi? Really? I had a longer conversation with the checkout guy at Whole Foods. I feel like these messages are guys just throwing a bunch of hi's at the wall waiting for one to stick
"ur prty" - Thanks? Text Lingo? How about a fully formed sentence.
"show me your tits/pussy" - No. REALLY? Come on, get real.
I live in Chicago and would prefer Chicago guys only. Sorry, New York, Alabama, California...not going to happen. Also, if you're more than 15+ miles away? Probably no.
But maybe I'm being too picky? Methinks not.
I can swing 5-7 years on either side of 40. But if you are young enough to be my kid or old enough to be my father, I really have to decline. I am also not into just having casual sex or being a part of an open relationship. While I appreciate you reaching out to me, it's just not my bag.
None of this is meant to be bitchy. I am not into drawwwwma or playing games. Blech. I'm just me and I know what I want and I don't.
About me: I own my own business, I'm independent, motivated, funny and dare I say...intelligent. I am in sales so I have good social skills and I can hold my own in a conversation. My friends often laugh around me and I'm pretty sure it's with me, but sometimes it's at me.
I have a cat, his name is Charlie. He is pretty much the whole reason I have an Instagram account. Well, Charlie and and my winter kneesock collection.
I am not looking for a serious relationship RIGHT NOW. I've been married, I have no interest in doing that again anytime soon. I am looking for a partner, someone I can share my time with. Let's meet, let's be friends, start there. Then see what happens.
Thanks for reading!