(points if you can tell me which abridged parody this is from.
Also please, have something more interest ing your profile than i like laughing, i like reading, i like food, i eat everyday, i like to have fun". these are called facts, and just like why i quite being a cop i hate digging for information. Try to be original and maybe a bit creative.
OK You might be wondering why some guy would put a pictures like this up. Its Simple really, The wrong women message me, Im a nerd, i dont watch sports, i wear kilts on Friday(because its kilt Friday duh!) Im highly intelligent, I have a Gay mans SASS, and the skills of a 1950's women in the kitchen. This is me and I fucking LOVE it <3!
Im tall and I have a giant smile :D. Also don't expect to be bored around me, people say im the life of the party. I can always find something to talk about or something to do. I'm never bored.i find entertainment in anything i do.I also curse allot and tell funny jokes/stories.If you name a country i might have been there before.For 12 years of my life i worked with the government and did some work with NATO and some other places. Now i work as a free lance 3D digital Artist.