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37 M Chiswick, United Kingdom

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
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Likes cats

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My self-summary
Hi welcome ladies, to my part-profile, part-user guide, part-dating manifesto.

If it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted extra virgin, fresh and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.

I have a colourful past, used to design badass Tshirts and get chased by riot cops, now I get my kicks in other ways. I'm playful, unconventional and on an adventure of health and self-awareness/growth... which can be tough for a guy, what with only being used to thinking about one thing at a time.

Thriving on connection I prefer intimacy to crowds and believe passion and fulfilment must be balanced. As I have a selection of inspiring friends who're starting to settle down, it'd be great to meet an open-minded, independent, feisty, non-vanilla woman who speaks her mind and is in touch with both her feminine and masculine energy, for awesome dates, possibly something longer term.
What I’m doing with my life
Putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life; building things and growing at my allotment; moving in a semi-coordinated manner to repetitive beats and dirty bass lines; collecting things... books, shells, inspiring friends - you may have seen some scattered across the beaches of the world, yoga, permaculture, wordplay, exploring new places and experiences, hiking, pub quizzes.

My living cube is a bit of a gallery, complete with questionable artwork and occasionally wilting house plants. As part of a mission to do two new things a week I recently trained orgasmic meditation and acted on a kids TV show.

Apart from all that and weaving dangerously at speed between bad drivers on a mountain bike, I'm fortunate to spend some of my time developing parks and nature conservation areas or teaching kids food growing.
I’m really good at
Anything non-musical using my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a non-aging boy band member.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Occasionally fiction... a favourite being that one about some dude called Jesus.
Mainly non-fiction though... I enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, although I was somewhat disappointed it wasn't a critique of modern man. Also books on food-growing, personal development, business and 'other interests'... If the Buddha Dated, Urban Tantra.

Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds, anything by Luc Besson.
Nature /science docs, CBS dramas.

I listen to this often:
From piano breaks, jumpy D&B and jazz to classical... Friendly Fires, Gil Scott-Heron, Goldfrapp, Rene LaVince, Little Dragon, Orbital, Pendulum, Brookes Brothers, Alice Russell, The Avalanches, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Lianne La Havas, Dirty Vegas, Jungle, The Prodigy, The Apples, War Paint, Bag Raiders, Crystal fighters..

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with nuns in Tibet.
The six things I could never do without
The unexpected
Being challenged
Loved ones
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake, no bacon.
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
A bit sensual play and a bit of rough stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Living off-grid, whether fat men get lardons; how erotic kissing can be; whether junk food should contain contraceptives; how Kettle Chips are the crack of the carbs world; why mindfulness and the wisdom of Bill Hicks aren't taught in schools... with more child-friendly language of course. Also communication, sex and of the best places for growth and enlightenment.

"We are interested in elevating relationships to the level of practice - the end goal being undisrupted connection with a timelessness and lack of self-consciousness. We have found this too be the maker of realised relationships"

"We view personality as something akin to a labyrinth into which others travel in order to reach our deepest self"
On a typical Friday night I am
Randomness with friends, TurnON, chilling at home or working on my ventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I own a bright yellow bath robe which I dyed myself... It's my happy place, lol.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–38
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You found me by searching 'cheesecake' or you're a bit geeky, unconventional or non-vanilla...

You're communicate what you need and how a man should handle you, because even the great ones aren't mind readers.

You'll call me out when you think I'm being a bit of a dick.

You dig the Ron Finley TED Talk

You'd like to help me build an awesome love shack in the woods....Or you're just looking for uninhibited sex with someone respectful whos brain is not in their pants.

Ps. If you spend more time drinking than exercising we're not a going to be a long-term match.