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37 M London, United Kingdom

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
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Graduated from masters program
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My self-summary
Hi I'm Jon... If it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted extra virgin, fresh and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.

Once described as charming, I'm a confident, playful, ex-activist with social enterprise goals, on a journey of conscious living and growth...which can be tough for a guy, what with only being used to thinking about one thing at a time. I thrive on intimacy, adventure and challenge and I'm looking for an open-minded, feisty kinky woman, with similar values who speaks her mind and knows where she's going.

My living cube is a bit of a gallery, complete with questionable artwork and occasionally wilting house plants. As part of a mission to do two new things a week [#einsteinquote] I recently took a standup class, trained in Orgasmic Meditation and acted on a kids TV show starring two alpacas resembling Zoe Ball.

I've learned a few things about relationships...compromise, differentiation, openness and I've recently been exploring my imperfections, particularly emotional intelligence and having a go at writing erotica. So if you're willing to tell me when you think I'm being a dick, say hello and let's make some memories.
What I’m doing with my life
Sustainability, yoga, permaculture, cutting the crap; being sarcastic; collecting things...books, shells, inspiring may have seen some scattered across the beaches of the world; putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life; taking pleasure from giving pleasure, hiking, pub quizzes, throwing shapes after dark; other 'normal' stuff.

One of my favourite places is Richmond Park, I go there to cycle, breath actual air and read the paper whilst eating cheese...come join me, we'll sit on the sport section, do crosswords and talk about why couples should try's very warm on the posterior...the paper that is.

Apart from all that, I'm fortunate enough to spend some of my time developing parks and nature conservation areas or teaching kids food growing.
I’m really good at
Connect 4, using my hands, making up songs about juicing lemons, making snacks whilst making snacks whilst making dinner, organising cheese olympics. I've also been told I plan great dates.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look like a non-aging boy band member.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Occasionally fiction...a favourite being that one about Jesus.
Mainly non-fiction though...If the Buddha Dated, Urban Tantra, Slow Sex, She Comes First, Ethical Slut. I enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, though I was somewhat disappointed it wasn't a critique of modern man.

Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds, anything by Luc Besson

Nature /science docs, Game of Thrones, CSI...any CBS type dramas.

I listen to this often:
Piano breaks, dirty bass, jumpy D&B, jazz, cheesy girl-pop, classical... Friendly Fires, Gil Scott-Heron, Goldfrapp, Little Dragon, Orbital, Pendulum, Brookes Brothers, Alice Russell, The Avalanches, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Lianne La Havas, The Prodigy...yeah, I'm a little out of touch.

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts...I have a serious 1 bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with a monk in Tibet.
The six things I could never do without
The unexpected / serendipity
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake, no bacon...and a toothbrush...for the bacon, not the cheesecake.
...and a short spoon, not that kind, cheesecake should be eaten with a fork.
A bit sensual play and a bit of rough stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether junk food should contain contraceptives, how Kettle Chips are the crack of the carbs world and why mindfulness and the wisdom of Bill Hicks aren't taught in schools...with more child-friendly language of course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Randomness with friends, TurnON, chilling at home or working on my ventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been chased by riot cops.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're up for unique dates which are fun and connected or a dating experiment like this
You found me by searching 'cheesecake' and you're a bit non-vanilla.
You dig the Ron Finley TED Talk or this
You wanna build a summerhouse in the woods and be my forest wife.

ps. If you don't exercise and your free time revolves around drinking, we're not a going to be a long-term match.