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My self-summary
Well hello...I heard this is where the intelligent feisty women hang out.

I'm Jon, unlike anyone you've ever met... unless you've already stalked me. A cheeky, creative, open communicator, uniquely insane and into conscious living. Passionate about the environment and heavily motivated by cheese, with not too shabby man skills... good in the kitchen and other rooms, yes I'm fully house trained. Apparently I'm 'less romantic' and 'more arogant'....friends would disagree. If you don't love yourself, no one else is gonna, right!

I am confidence and vulnerability, reason and spontaneity, sensuality, roughness, control and surrender. Dreaming, creating, pushing boundaries, resisting temptation until overwhelmed. Occasionally, I'm a bit of a tool too [grins]... and if it's true you are what you eat, I'm also a firm breasted extra virgin, colourful and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.

What about you... you know there's something very special about you too...
+ You work hard, know what you want and aren't caught up in materialism, can take a joke and believe that sarcasm is a spice of life.
+ You're proactive, emotionally available and connected to your feminine, love to kiss, cuddle like a cat on the sofa and **** like a tiger in bed.
+ Your eyes are bright and convey the depth of your spirit and passions, from mainstream to more quirky or non-vanilla and you balance traveling with your own inner journey.
+ You're looking for laughs, connection, intimacy, growth and hot sex, and realise that great communication makes a relationship.
+ You value being active more than drinking and want to share awesome times with a man who recognises your uniqueness and is fully present when you're together, but you don't 'need' one.
Yes?... Then I'd love to have you along for the ride and make our already great lives that much better.

Also, I'm actually 38 but not into cougars ;p
What I’m doing with my life
As part of a mission for adventures, I've acted on kids TV, played human Hungry Hippos, learned Orgasmic Meditation and tried stand-up... as you can see there's more to learn!

Putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life, shouting 'freedom' from mountain tops, activism, questioning assumptions, writing 'adult fiction', learning when a fuck shouldn't be given, yoga, making art.

Working on growing into the man the woman I want to find wants to find and looking for those who's strengths match my weaknesses.

Also helping people achieve their goals and inspiring people to live more healthily and connected to the natural environment.
I’m really good at
Find out [grins]
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Occasionally fiction... a favourite being that one about jesus, the scrumping wife, onanism and a talking donkey. I also enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, although I was somewhat disappointed it wasn't critique of modern man.
I recommend If the Buddha Dated, Slow Sex and Timeless Simplicity.

Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds, anything by Luc Besson. Nature /science docs, TED, drama like GoT, Breaking Bad.

I listen to this often:
From piano breaks, jumpy D&B and jazz to classical... Friendly Fires, Gil Scott-Heron, Goldfrapp, Rene LaVince, Little Dragon, Orbital, Pendulum, Brookes Brothers, Alice Russell, The Avalanches, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Dirty Vegas, Jungle, The Prodigy, The Apples, Hana, War Paint, Bag Raiders, Crystal fighters.

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with monks in Tibet. Also somewhat of a houmousexual ;p
The six things I could never do without
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake, no bacon
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
Romance, intimacy and hugs
The great outdoors
Serendipity and the unexpected
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How erotic kissing can be
Relationships as a practice
Building a woodland loveshack
Meditation, if junk food should contain contraceptives and how to be more witty
Words, language and whether fat men get lardons.
(Although I prefer 50/50 decision-making)
On a typical Friday night I am
...with twisted, inspiring, conscious people.
You should message me if
You are beautiful inside and out, and you think you can actually keep up with me.

You smiled at the beginning, laughed in the middle and love a happy ending... and don't mind the odd awful joke... ok, lots of aweful jokes.

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