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32 Chiswick, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 28–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from masters program
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I heard this is where the open-minded, intelligent, feisty women hang out?

So you work hard, have energy for the people/things you love and don't get caught up in the quest for material goods. You're bubbly, proactive, uninhibited, emotionally available and ultimately looking to create something meaningful and sparky. You have diverse interests and passions, from arts and culture, to more quirky and colourful, live consciously and balance traveling with your own your inner journey. You give as good as you get, value being active more than drinking and want to share your precious time with a man who appreciates your uniqueness, treats you as an equal and is fully present when you're together, but you don't 'need' one.

Yes... Ok well I'm Jon, a cheeky, honest communicator, with a brain not entirely in his pants...

I am freedom, I am earth, I am passion.
I am creation and initiative, reason and intuition, reliability and spontaneity.
I am desire, hunger and resisting temptation until overwelmed.
I am the thing that makes you laugh, but wonder if it's ok to after.
I am challenge and pushing into the uncomfortable.
I am confidence and vulnerability, tenderness and roughness, control and surrender.

If it's true you are what you eat, I'm also a firm breasted extra virgin, colourful and full of vitality with well toasted nuts. Ultimately looking for a significant other to get lost with in the labyrinth that is our 'third'.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As part of a mission to do something new a week I've acted on a kids TV and taken a stand-up class... as you can see there's more to learn.

Putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life, self-awareness... tough for a guy, what with being used to thinking about one thing... at a time, enjoying the great outdoors and shouting 'freedom' from mountain tops, dancing whilst cooking, working on emotional intelligence, questioning assumptions, hugs, silliness, yoga, board games not relationship games, ethical living, weaving dangerously at speed between bad drivers on a mountain bike.

Also nature conservation, improving green spaces, teaching kids where food comes from and a few other ventures.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Find out...
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a non-aging boy band member.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Occasionally fiction... a favourite being that one about Jesus. I also enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, although I thought it would be a critique of modern man.

Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds, anything by Luc Besson.
Nature /science docs, drama like GoT, Breakin Bad, 24.

I listen to this often:
From piano breaks, jumpy D&B and jazz to classical... Friendly Fires, Gil Scott-Heron, Goldfrapp, Rene LaVince, Little Dragon, Orbital, Pendulum, Brookes Brothers, Alice Russell, The Avalanches, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Dirty Vegas, Jungle, The Prodigy, The Apples, War Paint, Bag Raiders, Crystal fighters.

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with nuns in Tibet. Oh and beetroot crisps, yeah I could eat those babies until my ass was the size of an island nation.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake, no bacon
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
Breaking the rules
The unexpected
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Optimal health
Cheese on toast
Making a difference
The wisdom of Bill Hicks
How erotic kissing can be
Whether fat men get lardons
Words/wordplay and etymology
Meditation and how to be more witty
Why mindfulness isn't taight in schools
Communicating and connecting effectively
How relationships are like a piece of string between two people

There's a good chance we'll be a match if you agree with these:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once chased by riot cops, whilst doing my bit for the planet. Also despite OkC personality analysis, I love a bit of romance as well.
You should message me if
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You'd like to connect as you think we could have potential.

Or fancy trying this...

Ps. I'm currently researching how much age determines quantity of matches... apparently early 30s are more desirable than 38, at least with the under 40s.