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37 M Chiswick, UK

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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Yesterday – 8:42am
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
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Likes cats

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My self-summary
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[UPDATE: Visiting NYC for a week in mid sept '14, love meet and hang out with cool people]

Hi I'm Jon...welcome to my part-profile, part-user guide, part-dating manifesto.

If it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted extra virgin, fresh and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.

I have a colourful past, used to design badass Tshirts and get chased by riot cops, although I'm still politically radical. I'm very independent, playful, unconventional and on an adventure of self-awareness and growth... which can be tough for a guy, what with only being used to thinking about one thing at a time.

It'd be great to meet an open-minded, independent, feisty, non-vanillaish woman who speaks her mind for awesome dates, ideally something longer term.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life; collecting things... books, shells, inspiring friends - you may have seen some scattered across the beaches of the world, yoga, permaculture, wordplay.

My living cube is a bit of a gallery, complete with questionable artwork and occasionally wilting house plants. As part of a mission to do two new things a week I recently trained orgasmic meditation and acted on a kids TV show.

Apart from all that and weaving dangerously at speed between bad drivers on a mountain bike, I'm fortunate to spend some of my time developing parks and nature conservation areas or teaching kids food growing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terrible jokes, rightous ranting, anything non-musical using my hands.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a non-aging boy band member.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Occasionally fiction... a favourite being that one about some dude called Jesus. Mainly non-fiction though... I enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, although I was somewhat disappointed it wasn't a critique of modern man. Also books on food-growing, personal development, business and 'other interests'... If the Buddha Dated, Urban Tantra.

Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds, anything by Luc Besson.
Nature /science docs, CBS dramas.

I listen to this often:
From piano breaks, jumpy D&B and jazz to classical... Friendly Fires, Gil Scott-Heron, Goldfrapp, Rene LaVince, Little Dragon, Orbital, Pendulum, Brookes Brothers, Alice Russell, The Avalanches, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Lianne La Havas, Dirty Vegas, Jungle, The Prodigy, The Apples, War Paint, Bag Raiders, Crystal fighters..

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with nuns in Tibet.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The unexpected
Being challenged
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake, no bacon.
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
A bit sensual play and a bit of rough stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Living off-grid, whether fat men get lardons; how erotic kissing can be; whether junk food should contain contraceptives; how Kettle Chips are the crack of the carbs world; why mindfulness and the wisdom of Bill Hicks aren't taught in schools... with more child-friendly language of course. Also kink, communication, sex and relationships... some of the best places for growth and enlightenment.

"We are interested in elevating relationships to the level of practice - the end goal being undisrupted connection with a timelessness and lack of self-consciousness. We have found this too be the maker of realised relationships"

"We view personality as something akin to a labyrinth into which others travel in order to reach our deepest self"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Randomness with friends, kink-related event, TurnON, chilling at home or working on my ventures.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I own a bright yellow bath robe which I dyed myself... it's my happy place.
Oh and one if my goals is being the best lover you could have...feel free to ask me more.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You found me by searching 'cheesecake' or you're a bit geeky, (interesting not mental) crazy, spontaneous, unconventional or non-vanilla...

You communicate what you need and how a man should handle you, because even the great ones aren't mind readers.

You'll call me out when you think I'm being a bit of a dick.

You dig the Ron Finley TED Talk

You'd like to help me build an awesome love shack in the woods.

Ps. If you spend lots more time drinking than exercising we're not a going to be a long-term match.