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37 Chiswick, UK Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Not at all
Graduated from masters program
Politics / Government
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes cats

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My self-summary
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Hey there future GF [grins]... I heard this is where the open-minded, confident, independent, feisty women hang out... So you're looking for a cheeky, playful, unconventional, honest communicator, with a brain not in his pants?

My living cube is like a bad gallery... (My) sketchy art and wilting house plants, yet tidy... Yes I have pretty good man-skills cooking, cleaning, food growing, bushcraft... starting fires which burn all night.

If it's true you are what you eat, I'm a firm breasted extra virgin, colourful and full of vitality with well toasted nuts.

I stopped buying the Saturday Guardian when the price went above £3... turns out I don't need bad news in my life!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making it better... an adventure of fun, deeper connection, exploration and self-awareness... tough for a guy, what with being used to thinking about one thing at a time.

Improving green spaces and inspiring healthier living, putting unexpected items in the bagging area of life, painting, weaving dangerously at speed between bad drivers on a mountain bike, hiking, climbing, collecting things... books, shells, inspiring friends - you may have seen some scattered across the beaches of the world, permaculture. As part of a mission to do two new things a week I've trained in Orgasmic Meditation and acted on a kids TV.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Terrible jokes and kissing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like a non-aging boy band member.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Occasionally fiction... a favourite being that one about Jesus. Mainly non-fiction though... I enjoyed Eats, Shoots and Leaves, although I was somewhat disappointed it wasn't a critique of modern man. Also Female Anatomy for Dummies... ok I made that one up, and

Fight Club, Inglourious Basterds, anything by Luc Besson.
Nature /science docs, GoT, BB, CBS dramas.

I listen to this often:
From piano breaks, jumpy D&B and jazz to classical... Friendly Fires, Gil Scott-Heron, Goldfrapp, Rene LaVince, Little Dragon, Orbital, Pendulum, Brookes Brothers, Alice Russell, The Avalanches, Chemical Brothers, Curtis Mayfield, Lianne La Havas, Dirty Vegas, Jungle, The Prodigy, The Apples, War Paint, Bag Raiders, Crystal fighters.

Rainbow salads, chicken, fishcakes, pine nuts... I have a serious one bag-a-week habit which I developed whilst staying with nuns in Tibet. I make a pretty awesome crumble too!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The unexpected
Being challenged
Bacon, or cheese, or cake...or cheesecake no bacon.
Inappropriate humour and sarcasm
A balance of smooth and rough.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How erotic kissing can be, whether fat men get lardons, if junk food should contain contraceptives, why mindfulness and the wisdom of Bill Hicks aren't taught in schools.

"We are interested in elevating relationships to the level of practice - the end goal being undisrupted connection with a timelessness and lack of self-consciousness"

There's a good chance we'll be a match if you agree with these:
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
TurnON, a munch, hanging out with friends or chilling at home.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I was once chased by riot cops and unconnectedly, I own a bright yellow bath robe which I dyed myself... it's my happy place.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You have passion(s) and you found me by searching 'cheesecake'.

You're proactive in communicating what you need in a relationship because we aren't mind readers.

Ps. If you don't exercise frequently we're not a match.