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cheems

33 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 3, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English, French

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm the product of New York Jews, raised in Chicago, and now one of the many San Francisco transplants. I was in the Bay Area for undergrad and am looking to explore this bizarre and whimsical city as a (semi) legit grown-up. By day, I'm a social worker focusing on homelessness and veterans. By night, I'm trying to figure out an artsy hustle while listening to Sam Cooke Pandora. It's surprisingly comforting. I have dreams of sleepy fishing towns on the south coast of Jamaica and adventures in the forest. We don't have those in Chicago. I like a healthy dose of cynicism grounded in good humor. Friendship is family. Hoping for a buddy to help me explore. And for slow dancing.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What are you, my mother? ;)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
listening
talking
repurposing old things and making new things
collecting stories
organizing
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My sinister wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Haruki Murakami, Tim O'Brien, Judith Butler, The Biography of Zero, Roald Dahl, Singing to the Plants by my pops, Pulp Fiction, Pablo Neruda, Gabriel Garcia Marquez

John Waters, David Cronenberg, Ghost Dog, Spirited Away, The Professional, Donnie Darko, Time Bandits, The Believer, Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood

Leonard Cohen, Otis Redding, Blackstar, Arlo Guthrie, Capleton, Bob Marley, The Tallest Man on Earth, Polkaholics, Trick Daddy

Hot Doug's, Feed, Piece, Victory's Banner, avocados, corn tortillas, and chocolate chip banana bread
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Izzy the dog
the truth and its approximations
Astral Weeks by Van Morrison
treats
crafty projects
The Things They Carried by Tim O'Brien
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
people on the fringes of the fringes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Recovering from a week of social working and hoping for a laugh.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
...is that I'm an open book, but a good secret-keeper.
You should message me if
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you are clever and kind.