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JKeeler1031

31 Washington, DC Cis Woman, Woman

Cis Woman, Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–41
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Lesbian, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
~* ~* Updated 03/01/2015 out of boredom :)

*Raises Geek/Dork/Nerd Flag* *Lets it wave proudly* I am a mix of all 3 :)
I am for Teams/Ships:
Karmy Karma and Amy from Faking It. - So cute.
Rilaya Riley Mathews and Maya Hart from GMW. Not Sorry
Maxoline - Max and Caroline from 2BrokeGirls
Britanna - Brittany and Santana (I'm Santana for sure haha)
Swan Queen Emma Swan and Regina Mills.
Luclyn/Living Rosa/Wegan Lucy and Kaelyn, Mandy and Tara, Whitany and Megan are Real Life couples - youtube them

Updating my tumblr almost daily ~ insilencetheuniverseanswersme.tumblr.com
Come say hello on Tumblr! I loves the tumblr

** Will add more later - I have to go adult all over the place at work *adulting all over the place *

~ I like women who are nerdy dirty and curvy with emphasis on the Nerdy please and thank you
*- http://verybadfrog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Daily-picture-336.jpg
* If you have the body type of Penelope Garcia from Crininal Minds, message me :) Nothing beats a smart nerdy girl with amazing curves :)
~ Yes, I am a nerd But I prefer the term intellectual badass
~ I'm a political nerd looking for a political nerd or someone who doesn't mind me being a political nerd and you can be all nerdy,geeky and dorky about whatever it is you're nerdy, geeky and dorky about :)

~ To sum me up I am a cross between the genius mind of Dr. House and Dr. Spencer Reid from Criminal Minds What his character does with his brain with seeing patters from random, mine does that in real life! (Sadly my IQ is only 147 though #NerdProbs) Political minds of David Axelrod and James Carville, . The Intensity of Chef Ramsay and Dr.Cox and the humor of JD and Turk from Scrubs and being such a hilarious white girl like Eliot from Scrubs.
Who molds you into you? Its is pretty neat how characters take a large part of who we are :) If you don't know who even half of these people are - we can't be friends haha :)

♥ My name is Jenn or Jennifer but never Jenny
LIPSTICK LESBIAN See Here -- http://femmeonamission.com/2011/08/07/featured-femmes-on-a-mission-whitney-megan/ *Femme Into Femmes :)
♥ I know more rap lyrics than any white girl should.
♥ I'm one of those positive girls going through life
♥ I am a mix between silly and goofy or quiet and reserved.
♥ I LOVE GYMNASTICS WITH A PASSION! :)
♥ I am passionately against slut-shaming and rape culture!!
Fiercely a Feminist , a democrat and lover of intelligent women and/with big boobs ;)
♥ I'm a nerd
♥ I have a very big set of cerebral hemispheres.
♥ I am not afraid to use them either
♥ I am not ashamed of that either.
♥ I'm not the most gorgeous girl in the world.
♥ Does/should that matter in the grand scheme of things?
♥ I ♥ Philosophy, Greek Mythology, US History ,Politics
♥ I can sit and play the piano for hours.
♥ I heart bikini weather!! :)
♥ I assure you I am far from a bitch. I promise :)
♥ I'm a romantic and not hopeless about it at all
Yes, I DO believe in that love you see in movies and TV :)
♥ I am a girly girl but I have my tom-boyish days.
♥ Being a Lipstick Lesbian people don't even think I'm gay! That can be frustrating!
Femme women are what make me blush
Society and stereotypes make me vomit sometimes.
♥ I love to watch my Philadelphia Eagles I get really into it
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
~*~ UPDATE TIME! APARTMENT FOUND and Acquired by me, my dog and cat in DC! :) Yay new place! :)
12/26 ALSO I just bought myself a new car !! WOOT :) Vroom Vroom !

~ For the past ten years I have worked on political campaigns and have n time of stopping anytime soon. One of my life goals was to work for The President! I was a Regional Field Director for President Obama's re-election campaign in VA
* does happy victory dance * :)

~ I love to play with my doggie and my cat on my time off

~ Getting to the next stage of my life :)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
~Quoting historical facts no one ever knows. I am known for it
~Deductive Reasoning my powers are not to be mocked :)
~All of the above is what Ive been told.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
~ My resting bitch face game is strong
~ I have no idea You tell me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books
~ So So many to list - I devour books updatd -2/22
Currently Reading: Believer by David Axelrod
~ The American Gods
~ The Emotional Life of Your Brain by Richard J. Davidson
~ Telling Lies: Clues to Deceit in the Marketplace, Politics, and Marriage
~ The Victory Lab by Sasha I. - Data Galore !
~ The Hunger Games
~ Twilight of The Elites By Christoper Hayes
~ * I just met Chris Hayes yesterday 6/28/12!!!!!
~* I heard him speak about his book and I got a picture with him *geek'd out* AWESOME DAY :) *calms down*
~ Drift by Rachel Maddow
~ Night By Elie Wisel
~ A Partly Cloudy Patriot
~ Same Sex In The City - so your prince charming turned out to be a Cinderella
~ CUNT - Yes that's the title. Ask me about this- Its amazing.
~ The Ethical slut by Dossie Easton
~ So many more books to list.

Movies
~ Too many to list. Way too many :)
~ However, favorites list include:
~ Brokedown Palace
~ Iron Jawed Angels
~ Loving Annabelle - Awesome-sauce :)
~ Because I'm A Cheerleader SO cute ♥
~ Imagine Me & You ♥
~ Kissing Jessica Stein ♥
~ Bring It On ♥ Cassie Scerbo
~ The Shawshank Redemption ♥ Morgan Freeman/Voice
~ Remember The Titans ♥ Denzel
~ Circumstance Its about two women who fall in love in Iran. Yes THAT Iran. Very awesome movie.
~ Save The Last Dance ♥ Julia

Music
**Current Obsession:** Taylor Swift. I've become a Swiftie
~ I love vocals and harmonies more than anything.
~ I love hearing covers of songs so I have a ton of duplicates
~ Broadway songs. A lot of them
~ Defying Gravity is one of my favs so is On My Own
~ If you know without looking it up what musicals the two above songs are from. You get points ! :)
~ Mozart to Eminem to Independent artists. Anything really.
~ I like all the artists no one has any idea who they are.
~ Currently my favorite is Peter Bradley Adams
~ If it ended on a show of House or Scrubs, I love it.

Food
~Mac N Cheese - It is better than most people :)
~ I ♥ pasta! I love Chinese food.
~ I ♥ eating good food.
~ WaWa
~ Dark Chocolate ♥

TV
~ Girl Meets World. Team RILAYA Maya and Riley #NotSorry
~ The Mindy Project
~ 2 Broke Girls - Team Maxoline
~ Law and Order SVU
~ Hannibal
~ Scandal
~ Orange Is The New Black
~ The Big Bang Theory
~ The Walking Dead
~ The Daily Show - Hilarious ! :)
~ Glee ♥ Santana and Brittany ♥ Team Brittana
~ Boy Meets World FAeennaayyy!!! Fa Fa Feenay !!
*You can learn so much about life and love from this show*
~ Scrubs
*You can learn so much about life and love from this show*
~ True Blood ♥ Jessica - Yes Please!
~ House
~ Make It Or Break It Its a Gymnastics show. LOVE Gymnastics *ahem* and ... ♥ Cassie Scerbo ♥
~ Discovery health channel
~ History Channel
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
~ My Dog ♥ Brownie. :)
~ My Cat ♥ Mr. Mann (yes that's his name with the "." too)
~ Internet - Yes I''m a dork
~ Good true friends. AKA Family
~ Hoodies and Jeans ♥
~ The never ending conviction that true love is all you need <3
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
~ Politics
~ I think about my dog and my cat :)
~ What book to read next, Suggestions welcome please
~ New places to venture to.
~ I think a lot bout my mom.
~ I think about my friends.
~ I think a lot of why people are the way they are , why they do the things they do and say the things they say.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a Friday night...
~ Lately, it has been Netflix nights with the dog and cat Hey I like Netlix. I like my bed. I like leggings and yoga and pajama pants and a big cozy sweatshirt - don't judge me lol
~ I am at home relaxing in a nice hot bubble bath and listening to music. That's rare tho :( I need to do more of that!
~ Relaxing with my doggie and cat watching a movie :)
~ I am out and about. Going to Barnes and Nobles which i love!
~ Going out to a movie, going to a nice restaurant with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
~ Rachel Maddow's brain *blushes hardcore* ... moving on.
~ I'm such a boob girl. Not going to lie, I loves big boobs
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Some awesome things to have and or like please:
~ don't be a liar! Seriously! I'm a pretty smart woman - Don't lie to me because I WILL figure it out ! My powrs of deductive reasoning are not to be taken lightly lol
~ You think a night in playing some video games in sweats and snacks every once and a while is a cute night in OR sitting at home on a friday night in sweats watching movies and eating some snacks is also a cute night in :)
~ You think playing strip Mario Kart is fun ;) It's like strip poker but more fun :)
~ You have Big boobs I say this after knowing the intelligence, personality and chemistry is all there. Hey, I like big boobs- sue me haha
*Side bar* I should be careful of this. The President of the United States said this because he was doing his job. He said " sue me" and the dumb-ass Republicans thought this was a good idea ... cause you know ... Jobs jobs jobs is on their to do list... apparently it is at the bottom.
~ I will update this more when I think of some quirky things about me that I would like someone else to have or like or be into.

My Ideal Relationship:
~ I'm looking for that best friend AND lover kind of relationship.
See here- #TeamLuclyn https://www.youtube.com/user/kaelynandlucy/about
* Adorbs lesbian couple :)
ANd Here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuPkdOrF-F4
~ I can't stress this enough. I want that best friend & romantic relationship
~ I want someone who can laugh with me, who can discuss anything and everything
~ I want someone who loves going out just as much as staying in, But I personally tend to like to stay in more.

Some Specifics:
~ Be educated. I ADORE long, deep conversations about everything and anything.
~ You want something serious, just not literally tomorrow!
~ You know the differences between your and you're there and their, they're I'm not kidding either.
~ You can actually write and also write more than one line
~ I love long messages.
~ I am VERY much a brains and personality girl so please have both :)
~ If you are like me and are looking for something REAL AND SOMEONE who is REAL. No Games NO BS No Drama. Is that REALLY too much to ask for people !?
~ You want to :)
~ You are DRAMA FREE :)
~ Don't be a liar I have powers of deductive reasoning that aren't to be mocked and plus, it isn't even the lying that bothers me. Its the pure arrogance and stupidity to think I am not intelligent enough to realize it.
*SPOILER ALERT* - I AM
~ FYI I usually write long messages. The reason I do this is because I cant stand one liners :)

** DISCLAIMER ** I will NOT base a relationship on JUST SEX . If you are looking to just get into my panties go away I will however base a relationship on Communication,Trust,Honesty and Romance