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cheeseOsaurus

26 / M / straight / Single

Perth, Australia

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New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
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No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on Ph.D program
Job
Income
Kids
Likes children
Pets
Languages
English (Fluently), Italian (Okay)

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I am Fun, random, and a ninja.

My Self-Summary

I enjoy the chaos of life. I like the brightness of day, I like the darkness of night. I'm a bit of a mystery (sometimes even to myself). I like people.. usually. I like being outside, not wearing shoes (not in a gross hobo/hobbit way), eating, thinking, not thinking. I like most things as long as there is variety.

What I’m doing with my life

Studying, working, singing off key. Avoiding study and work. Traveling as much I can. Fighting evil.

I’m really good at

Knowing what people are thinking. Multitasking. Not letting the 'Man' keep me down.

The first things people usually notice about me

My height? I'm tall, but not freakishly so. Or that I'm talking loudly about something ridiculous. Maybe it's the fact that sometimes I'm a pirate.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Books, movies, music: Everything. Good books, movies and music transcend genres. Haha I sound like a twat. Hell, even bad books (eg: I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell), movies (eg: Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2) and music (I plead the fifth) can be entertaining.

Food: I love food. I'm a fat person trapped inside a skinny person. I'll eat anything not tied down. Sometimes I'll eat it even if it is tied down.

The six things I could never do without

1) Food, water, air (I'm counting that as one thing)
2) Human contact
3) Intellectual stimulation
4) Randomnesss
5) Sunshine
6) Numbered lists
7) Non-conformity

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Everything. I think way too much. I also often think about nothing. Right now I'm thinking of all the pasteis de nata I ate in Portugal and why bats always turn left when leaving a cave.

On a typical Friday night I am

At the pub. Out for dinner. Fighting evil. Chilling with some mates. Watching a movie. Night swimming. Plotting.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I once drank a whole bottle of oyster sauce? It was a dare. Luckily oyster sauce contains no oysters what so ever, which is actually a little concerning now that I think about it.

You should message me if

You have a pulse, aren't boring and can maintain a conversation. Particularly conversations that take crazy tangents and use made up words.