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cheese_fries

31 Missoula, MT Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Transportation
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So, you've found yourself here.

Can't say I blame you, I'm pretty damn cool.

An anagram for my name is One Dry Toy, and I'm someone that you'd most likely have seen if you go to the airport a lot. That's not as cool as it sounds, really.

When I'm not earning a paycheck, I try to imagine storylines involving near future-weirdos and lowlife law enforcers.

I enjoy myself tasty beers when I have the budget, less tasty beers when I don't have that much of a budget, good cigars, greasy food.

I've also been held at gunpoint for acting.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I try and keep the traveling public safe. For the last two years, I've been doing alright at that. I'm also building up quite the retirement fund...fancy that.

When I'm not doing that, I'm trying to create believable, interesting worlds of noir and speculative fiction that I hopefully won't destroy with little to no provocation upon completion.

I'm also getting my ashtanga yoga and tai chi on. A guy has to stay healthy, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Asymmetrical thought.

Cooking breakfast.

Brainstorming.

Enjoying microbrews.

Sleeping in.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd say my height...I'm 6'1".

I'm pretty damn sure that is what people notice first since it would be the first thing they'd see.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books?

Well, I follow around writers most of the time. Cormac McCarthy, Chuck Palahniuk, Dashiell Hammett, Richard Matheson, Sherman Alexie, Warren Ellis and Neil Gaiman have special footing in my personal library.

As for movies, I often follow around directors. Noticing a trend here? The Coen Brothers, Edgar Wright, Christopher Nolan, Joss Whedon, Neveldine/Taylor, Quentin Tarantino, Robert Rodriguez and Neill Blomkamp have extraordinary skills in getting me to watch and rewatch their movies.

Television? Don't watch it that much, honestly. When I download a show though, it's usually something like Doctor Who, Sherlock, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., the Wire and Trailer Park Boys.

Music? Wow. Allow me to just list my Last.FM account to save us all some time. http://www.last.fm/user/troy_doney

Food? I'm all about old favorites and new experiences. The balance between the greasy spoon and the sushi bar.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music. So I'm keeping my iPod.

Books. I'm either citing my library card or my kindle for that.

Tasty beer. My growler is a good representation for that.

Yoga. So, my yoga mat? I can't even miss one days' worth or I start to get cranky.

Writing. I could cite my moleskin, but I get just as much writing done on cocktail napkins.

Hot shower. Self explanatory.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be a less hacky writer.

How to best enjoy my day.

What I should be doing with my money.

How to better myself and to a certain degree, everyone else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies wildly, but it's often either a night in with a book and a new album, or out with friends buying libations at downtown establishments.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really awful at dancing.

Unless it's the dance fighting art of capoeira...i'm pretty good at that.
You should message me if
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If you want to meet someone that doesn't suck all that much.