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30 M Rotherhithe, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:33am
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Carpe diem and shit of that ilk!

So, here we are, are you sitting comfortably? I mean, it's so hard to write about myself, i'm brilliantly talented and yet tremendously modest... so do you see where the dissonance is gonna kick in? But no matter, i'll plough on through. It's what I do; i'm a trooper.

I'm not really the alpha-dog kinda guy... if i'm in a restaurant and the food is dire i'll tell them it's lovely, pay the bill and run away to find somewhere else to eat. I'm really not too good with that sort of confrontation one bit! however i'll cheerfully call my best mate the sort of names which would make the devil himself blush; it's all about context!

That being said, i'm often called quick michael, or admittedly loud michael, apparently on account of my wit and exuberance when I relax, and the fact that due to the abundance of Michael's in my social circle we need catagorisation.

Though i'm not from London and still 'fairly' fresh to its multi faceted and highly priced delights I must admit it is quite lovely! Bit of a culture shock sometimes, but hey! that's how we grow; or at least get humorous dinnerparty anecdotes right?

Alternate between an INFJ and INTP if that does anything for ya
What I’m doing with my life
Oh god I don't know.

I always liked cycling and swimming, but i've detested running. So, my brother decided to state, at the Christmas Dinner table no less, that I couldn't do an olympic triathlon this Summer with him. We couldn't have that now could we?

So now i'm running. Also trying a bit of this climbing malarkey, but christ it's a bit of a killer. Good fun though :)

Work wise... I dunno what's going on with that. Working as an analyst in the public sector... if you do a good job they promote you into management rather than analysis, so i'm wondering if I should perhaps move on?
I’m really good at
War! But that's not really good for anything now is it, so I'm pretty useless by inference.

If you need some cakes baked or pies made then i'm your man!
The first things people usually notice about me
That sometimes my stories are more about the journey than the destination.

Or that i'm a, hopefully endearing, combination of gregarious and timid!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do so love reading. Books, comics, novels and blogs. They're a delight to me. I bring my Kindle wherever I go! I always do like things with a twist of sci-fi or fantasy in them. But don't you judge me; we each have our poison!

The twisted cities of China Mieville, the weird worlds and orbitals of Iain Banks, with our without the M! Pratchett, Hamilton, Gaiman and Atwood each are lovely.
I read comics, from Marvel to JTHM, Hellblazer and Posion Elves, of course Preacher too!

For movies i'm a traditional 80's child gay man. Give me action or adventure, love and romance, musical or comedy and i'll be happy. The Princess Bride, DieHard, Air Force One are all brilliant!
But then there are the wonderful foreign ones; Amelie, Oldboy, Survive Style 5+

Music i'm terrible at. My generic mp3 player was filled with Meatloaf, bjork, radiohead, glitch mob and Queen and audioplays till not too long ago, and i've just gotten this google play thing and i'm planning to educate myself in the hippity beats that are down with the youths!
The six things I could never do without
So many chances to make a jackass out of myself here!

I could say that there is nothing I could never do without in a misguided attempt to show how arrogant, myopic, and possibly solipsistic I am!

Or I could list some true biological necessities and pat myself on the back for neatly sidestepping the issues (and it's not really that funny nor engaging now is it?)

Life would, I think, pretty much suck if I didn't have

A kindle, or at the very least a good book
A bike or a kayak; I don't mind which but if I don't have one i'll go mad
A tumble dryer, so you can put things on as soon as they're out of it. I've never had crack, but I surmise it must be something similar
Good company. Seriously, they say Hell is other people, but a good laugh with friends is a fucking treasure!
Time alone, equally you do need a break away from it all, where you don't need to laugh, or joke, or cheer, but where you can just 'be'.
... and as I can't think of a last i'll pretend i'm profound and say Something New, because no matter where you are and what you've done, if you're still living Something New can be lovely!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just silly stuff and little observations. It depends where I am!

Sometimes when i'm on a train it blows my mind when I think that each of those people have come from their own home, along their own paths, to this train, and then they'll go from there on with their own lives, and each day they'll meet new people and i'll meet new people and each of these people have a life which is as vivid and pulsing and powerful as my own, with all the emotions and hungers and loves and fears that I do. And that as unfathomable as it is for me to have the capacity to hold all of that within myself, it's not even worthy of being called a fraction of a percent of the human sentience on earth!

If i'm in a queue I wonder why couldn't the bastards infront of me decide what they wanted before they got up to the counter... I wonder so much I completely forget what I want as well
On a typical Friday night I am
Either round at a mates house drinking, playing board games.

Running round like a mad bastard hosting a lil dinner party, weeping softly at my split custard when I've fucked up the creme brulee!

At home playing with some buds on Steam

Reading/ chilling with the housemate!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a wee bit submissive in the sack
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Give me a shout if you're a lovely person (c'mon now, who isn't the hero of their own song?)

But yeah! If you're an chilled out, happy dude with your own heart and mind, and a spring in your step... give us a shout!