I refuse to take the world any more seriously than need be. Life is amusing so I laugh, lots, at everything. But don't mistake this as indifference, I'm passionate about most everything I do - hobbies, work, relationships, etc. I like to be active outdoors but have no complaints about hibernating indoors when the situation warrents itself.

I've got my own timeline which doesn't seem to correspond with anyone or anything else. As such I pretty much just do things to amuse myself, which lately seems to consist of

- Bicycling in the city
- Working out at the gym
- Finding new spaces at yoga
- Being a internet geek. I deny nothing.
- Taking my motorcycle out for long walks on windy roads.
- Playing with computer hardware, a.k.a. grown up Legos.
- Hiking in the hills, climbing rocks in said hills, camping in said hills

Fixing that which is broken or at least adding more duct tape to the situation. Making evil machines do my bidding. Over-analyzing the trivial. Viewing any situation in a unique light. Speaking in the abstract...

I'm very tall, unless I'm sitting down. Even them I'm taller than some people. I'm also somewhat slender and have a tendency for wearing dark colors. I've also got a dry and / or dark sense & love to laugh.

Food: I hate the word foodie, but I love to eat out. Sorta thing I require a partner in crime for tho, hate eating alone at a restaurant.
Music: I've got a variety of taste & love to see live shows. EBM seems to be my choice lately.
Books: love to read & lack the discipline to do so on a regular basis. So I don't read much. But I wish I did.

My cats
Sarcasm
Taco Bell
Boundaries
Duct tape
My motorcycle
My fabulous counting skills

What to do with the serious amounts of cat hair I'm blessed with. There's gotta be a good use it can be put to. Insulation, sweaters, anatomically & color correct cat slippers, a throw rug? The potentials are endless.

Hanging out with friends
Working on my super hero abilities
Finding a better crepe shop
Watching horrible movies

- I have no spleen, just an awesome scar
- I like Taco Bell, the chemical additives in grade D beef make me happy
- I was a monkey in a former life, possibly this one as well

It's difficult to know how you should respond to people so I'll give you a couple easy cut & paste options.

1.
Hey, I was reading your profile & you seem to have similar interests as me. How would you like to go __insert activity here__ sometime?

2.
Hot damn, you are teh sexy. What say you & I hook up for some __insert activity here__

3.
You seem interesting but your profile kind of confused me. Why the hell would anyone in their right mind want to __insert something random I spouted in my profile__