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chefchris1987

27 M Indianapolis, IN

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I hate writing about myself, so if you want to know something just ask. I swear I'm not as boring as my profile implies. My over all bad-assness and overall sparkling personality just doesn't translate that well into the written word.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm going to The Art Institute for culinary arts. I also working on a food truck down town.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, playing pool, making people laugh, rock paper scissors, and knowing useless trivia.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My eyes and the fact that I'm always smiling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
TV SHOWS-
The Simpsons, Archer, Sports Center, The Office, Parks and Rec, The Walking Dead, Duck Dynasty, Bar Rescue, South Park, Adventure Time, The League, It's Always Sunny, Workachlics, Top Chef, Iron Chef, Pretty much everything on the Food Network and Cooking Channel, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Metalocalypse, Ink Masters, Mad Men, Game of Thrones, Eastbound and Down, Tim and Eric, Tosh.0

MOVIES-
Kung Fu Hustle, In Bruges, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Bang, Everything Quentin Tarantino writes, Pan's Labyrinth, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Gangs of New York, The Big Lebowski, Crash, The Darjeeling Limited, Hot Fuzz, Anchor Man, Caddyshack, GoodFellas, The Blues Brothers, Seven, The Jerk.

STAND UP-
Louis CK, Jim Jefferies, Bill Burr, George Carlin, Joe Rogan, Patrice O'Neal, Brian Posehn, Bill Hicks, Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock.

MUSIC-
I listen to a lot of different kinds of music. I don't like the main stream, mass produced, mindless garbage that is played on the radio aka LAFMO or any song by Toby Keith. I just listen to whatever I'm in the mood for.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Friends
2. Family
3. Food
4. Water
5. Oxygen
6. Sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How porcupines have sex.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like fun and fun related activities. I know I don't have a lot if info written about me. Like I said I really do hate writing bios about myself. If you have any questions just ask.