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chefdechem

27 M Denver, CO

My Details

Last Online
Dec 7, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I. Love. Puns. The worse they are the better (i.e. Why were the Pirates so cruel and funny? Because they loved to kill, pillage, and punder.) I can be just as happy staying in or going out. Experiences are important to me and I will almost always choose activities over sleep and almost always choose company over solitude. I'm always looking to laugh and enjoy being a goof-ball some days and a confidant the next. I will never be too old for otter pops in the summer or too busy to play. I'm not afraid to play in the rain or make fart noises with my mouth.

I cliff-dive, skydive, bike, drink, smoke, play, and take having fun seriously. I'm not afraid of deep conversation or talking strictly in movie quotes.
What I’m doing with my life
I live it. Really though I do as much as possible. It's not so much burning the candle at both ends as it is throwing the hole thing into the campfire.

I moved here from the Midwest after undergrad just because I could and I think it was the best decision I've made.

I also chef and am a self-defense instructor.
I’m really good at
Laughing, playing, falling, getting up, cooking. One time I did all of them at once and I was only in the hospital for a week... So that could've happened.
The first things people usually notice about me
I smile a lot. But not as much as my friend Smiley. True Story.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Flavor Bible, The Art of Fermenting, The Phantom Tollbooth, A Short History of Nearly Everything, A wrinkle in Time, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Calvin & Hobbes

Dumb and Dumber, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Hot Rod, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and What About Bob

Archer, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Rec, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, The Venture Bros., Arrested Development

Preservation Hall Jazz Band, The Avett Brothers, Sleigh Bells, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Daft Punk, The Raconteurs

ALL FOOD. I don't really have a taste for olives but I'm still game for something new.
The six things I could never do without
Friends
Adventure
Ginger
My Bike
Beer
Outside
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to rally the troops.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working late then cramming a full Friday night into a few hours. Except Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays can be like that too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not getting a single tattoo for my sleeve until the whole things is drawn out because that is the exact opposite way I live and I like a challenge of will.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can go with the flow, are secure in who you are, and are willing to do something calm or crazy at a moments notice.