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cleversurname

29 Philadelphia, PA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:20pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Ig: oldirtbird

Let me start off by saying that I feel internet dating has ruined dating for everyone, everyone is treating this site as if it was Amazon.com. its not were people here, me? I'm too busy with my career to go out and meet people that's why I'm here. I feel as though you should be able to atleast talk to someone before you rule them out but everyone is window shopping, this doesn't quite capture all that is me its just a way to express a few things about me to get the initial meeting up out of the way... but if you genuinely feel you're above me and can't say hello back and talk to me maybe were better off anyway. Anyways....

Im a laid back guy im just tired of being the third wheel to all my friends... I don't want to rush anything but I am looking for someone I can spend my time with, I'm a chef, yes a real chef not a fry cook as I recently learned that chef is now a loose term that any dude that cooks in a restaurant uses to allure women, and love food 65% of my conversation is about it. I don't have a lot of free time hence why im on here. I know I'm not brad Pitt but what I lack in supermodel looks I make up with knowledge, humor, and personality.
What I’m doing with my life
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Roninkitchen.com
Ig =@oldirtbird
I’m really good at
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watching tv cooking, joking around
The first things people usually notice about me
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tattoos, glasses, rivers cuomo doppelganger, chef coat
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: cookbooks:
The french laundry/ alinea
Chuck Palahniuk and Kurt Vonnegut
Music:
indie, metal, hardcore, alternative, punk, pop punk, rock, hip hop, some rap, some classical, pretty much a little bit of everything except country however I have been getting into some banjo music lately.
Movies:
Fight club, Prometheus, The Dark Knight Trilogy, The Rules of Attraction, Seeking a Friend For The End of the World, The Signal, Safety Not Guaranteed, Looper, I like movies I'll give anything a watch
TV:
Dexter, The Walking Dead, It's Always Sunny, The League, How I Met Your Mother, Happy Endings, American Horror Story, The Office, Parks and Recreation, I probably have seen it and liked it
Food:
I love cheeseburgers vegetarian or otherwise, I am not anti veg if you're not anti meat, I will respect your decision if you respect mine
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
fighting crime or running a restaurant... they're the same thing right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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