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chefonwheels

27 M San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Summarizing.... chef , passionate, sarcastic, goofball , aware, simple but not simple minded, and sometimes rough around the edges. Self made. I moved to San Francisco with a dim dream of being a chef. 8 years later.. still here and thriving as an executive chef and a health focused private chef.

I'm a chameleon, good at blending in but stands out when he wants to. I just want to do everything, be everywhere and talk to like minded people. I run/ swim/yoga /work out/couch marathons/nice dinners/staying out all night and seeing the sun come up in hot tubs/dive bars... I do whatever I want to do, but i am not defined nor boxed into a category by what I do or what I've done. I just like to be balanced, and enjoy life.

Honestly speaking, I've had the opportunity to get to know some smart, beautiful and amazing people in this city. I'm just a really busy guy who doesn't have the patience for the crowded bar dating scene. Saying all that I'm on this website in hopes but not desperately nor eagerly to find someone to have some fun, do random stuff, hang out, drink wine/beers/craft cocktails, check out something outside the city, the general exploring. Hopefully evolving into something meaningful and worthwhile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Opening my first location
watering my plants.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
head&hand stands
cookin'
jumping over things
using my brain
learning random but relevant facts
blending cultures through cooking
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my god-like ora? this questions sucks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books... Hunger Games, China Study, Kitchen Confidential. Every year I start a new reading list.
Movies...Documentaries, foreign films, City of God, Star War(s), Lord of the Rings, The Hangover, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Way, Beginners, harry Potter(s)
music....Muddy waters, Otis Redding, Devil Mikes three, daft punk, Ratatat, black keys, The white stripes, pretty lights,Old Crow medicine,breakbot, Biggie R.I.P., Bobby fucking Womack
food... its easier to say what i don't like. which isn't much. There's always a way to make anything taste good. if there's something that i don't particularly like it's mussels but i love oysters. Radicchio is ok.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
produce
humor
mom&sis
taste buds
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I've grown
How I'm failing
How to Improve
What produce is in season
New Menu Ideas
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
it varies, usually involves friends, food, and wine.
Or figuring out where I will take off for the weekend. That usually involves friends, food, and wine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I treat my plants like pets.

I snack on broccolini.

I use the cheesiest self name jokes. You'll just have to hear Juan.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
look, chivalry isn't dead. but it never hurts to say hello.
sometimes its good to know where to direct your energy.
http://themetapicture.com/just-a-brother-helping-his-little-sister/

I thought about deleting this wine infused rant after a bad date.. but its pretty humorous and holds true.

- you aren't sport dating.
- Im not in need of "new friends" I have a good amount of fun and
interesting "girl" friends, hell even guys friends.. who if I wanted to date I would of already.
- 3 weeks in, and I'm jaded to this online dating thing.
- If you saw my profile or I wrote to you(which i don't do often) and you think we could hang out a few or more times... lets do it. And lets bypass the 25 back and forth e-mails, we all know everyone can describe themselves better using google search, dictionary.com, and whatever 7+ letter words stuck from college.
- I refuse to pay for OKC so if you're trying to let me know you're attracted by rating me highly. I can't tell who you are, just say "Hi".
- last thing- I know I'm a chef, yes it's awesome but I can't do the "whats your favorite dish?, your favorite restaurants?, favorite ingredient?, favorite thing to cook?, etc etc etc" I just can't anymore, ha... I have received way too many of these messages and I think I might of responded more often if they didn't contain any of these questions. and many times solely these questions.

** I understand that this ^excerpt will probably not make me anymore popular among the cleavage showers, overly tanned, close minded, or those of you who fit this. I don't care. I hope that it filters the dirt from gold.

I know this was a bit forward, and intense. Im just a pretty strong willed person and through my experience It takes a special, strong, intelligent, creative type of person to keep up with me and maintain my interest in the long run. I like to be challenged by strong and beautiful women.

Curly hair, natural beauty, red hair, and an active personality makes me melt like ganache in the summer. This is about as vain as I get.

writing this was exhausting, like making a thousand perfect soufflés. I know I'm a bit of a ball buster, but if you want to hang you gots ta hang :)