look, chivalry isn't dead. but it never hurts to say hello.
sometimes its good to know where to direct your energy.
I thought about deleting this wine infused rant after a bad date..
but its pretty humorous and holds true.
- you aren't sport dating.
- Im not in need of "new friends" I have a good amount of fun
interesting "girl" friends, hell even guys friends.. who if I
wanted to date I would of already.
- 3 weeks in, and I'm jaded to this online dating thing.
- If you saw my profile or I wrote to you(which i don't do often)
and you think we could hang out a few or more times... lets do it.
And lets bypass the 25 back and forth e-mails, we all know everyone
can describe themselves better using google search, dictionary.com,
and whatever 7+ letter words stuck from college.
- I refuse to pay for OKC so if you're trying to let me know you're
attracted by rating me highly. I can't tell who you are, just say
- last thing- I know I'm a chef, yes it's awesome but I can't do
the "whats your favorite dish?, your favorite restaurants?,
favorite ingredient?, favorite thing to cook?, etc etc etc" I just
can't anymore, ha... I have received way too many of these messages
and I think I might of responded more often if they didn't contain
any of these questions. and many times solely these
** I understand that this ^excerpt will probably not make me
anymore popular among the cleavage showers, overly tanned, close
minded, or those of you who fit this. I don't care. I hope that it
filters the dirt from gold.
I know this was a bit forward, and intense. Im just a pretty strong
willed person and through my experience It takes a special, strong,
intelligent, creative type of person to keep up with me and
maintain my interest in the long run. I like to be challenged by
strong and beautiful women.
Curly hair, natural beauty, red hair, and an active personality
makes me melt like ganache in the summer. This is about as vain as
writing this was exhausting, like making a thousand perfect
soufflés. I know I'm a bit of a ball buster, but if you want to
hang you gots ta hang :)