I'm a simple creature. I love music, cooking, hiking and lots of other thing that end in "ing". I'd be a little more long winded in my self description but I'd feel like anything I said would come off as bragging. Oh wait, I forgot sarcasm doesn't transfer to text. That was sarcasm.

I am hilarious, sarcastic, and self-depricating

I work as a chef. I read in the sun while drinking emergen-C. I ponder the great questions of life.

Cooking, being snarky, playing drums, making lame jokes

I'm not sure since I've never met me but I 'll guess it's my devastating good looks

Books: The Corrections, The World According to Garp, 100years of Solitude, Jitterbug Perfume

Movies: Six Feet Under (actually a tv show), Unforgiven, The Foot Fist Way, Superbad, A Life Aquatic, Darjeeling Limited,

Music: TV on the Radio, The Black Keys, Ween, Tom Waits, Bob Dylan, The White Stripes, Wilco, Beck, Kanye West, Radiohead

Food: Seafood that was recently alive, anything that is created in a friend's kitchen at 3 AM using only what they have laying around, anything made with love and care

1. Burritos
2. My huge music collection
3. My fabulous friends
4. Friendly neighborhood cats that cuddle my legs when I walk by
5.To-do lists
6. Long drives

My future, fuzzy memories, girls, work, candy, food

Working until about midnight, then drinking and hanging out with friends and trying to meet new people

Sometimes, if I'm really bored I watch daytime television. I'm not even sure why I like it. I think it reminds me of playing hooky in middle school.

You are not batshit crazy
You are a pleasant person to be around
You want to eat some delicious food
You feel like a beer and an interesting conversation