Though don't get me wrong, I'm not totally one-dimensional. I'm a proper mammal, so I enjoy indulging my tender, gentle, caring side whenever I can, which I guess is one of the reasons I'm here.
I'm from Colorado, but I'm not very Colorado-y. I don't own a Subaru. I don't have a dog, and if I did it sure as hell wouldn't wear a bandana. Skiing seems a lot like an amusement park ride: a two-hour drive and forty minutes in line for thirty seconds of fun, although unlike the amusement park there aren't girls in Daisy Dukes or funnel cakes to break the tedium. Hiking is just fancy-walking, though I like tromping around in the wilderness to find edible plants, mushrooms, fossils, and artifacts. I figure if I'm not somehow plundering Mother Earth of her riches, I'm doing a bad job of being human.
Oh yeah, and don't forget to be sane. That means a healthy attitude towards intimacy, sex, and all the proper skills to show courtesy and consideration to your fellow human. Eccentric is encouraged - crazy is not. If you have 1) screamed at anyone for an extended period of time, 2) sobbed in a public place, or 3) hit on somebody to make somebody else jealous in the last, let's say, three years, then I'm not the guy for you (though I wish you the best of luck). The whole point of OkCupid is to filter out the crazies BEFORE you get involved with them, right?