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25 Brooklyn, NY Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 11, 2014
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello there! I'm Chelsea.

I love trying new things, finding the best coffee shop on the block and challenging myself. Don't dare me, I will do it!

I'm a voracious reader, I love dogs, and my biggest dream is to be a writer. I'm fun and a little bit odd. I laugh too loudly but I'm always happy, so I don't get too embarrassed about it.

Since I'm new-ish to the city, I'd love it if you showed me a new, cool place—and I'm always down to wander.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Too many tweets. Social media at a digital marketing firm in SoHo.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Meeting random people in bars! I'm prettyyy good at drinking, especially coming from high altitude Colorado. Soccer, hiking, swimming, or anything active. I'm GREAT at singing loudly, and off-key. And finding new music to sing along to.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"You have such a great smile!" -- almost always from creepy old men
"Wow, you're perky this morning!" -- almost always from my morning barista
"Okay, Chelsea, time to tone down the enthusiasm." -- from my friends
"You're reading too much. I'm bored." -- from my sister
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: any and all. Recent favorite is The Tiger's Wife (before that, Swamplandia (before that, The Book Thief)). I love suggestions!

Shows: Jon Stewart is my ideal husband. Arrested Development, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Parks and Recreation, 30 Rock, Scrubs, Grey's Anatomy (yuuuuuppp, I admitted it).

Music: I'm an indie folk kinda gal, but anything with heart! (Again, love love love suggestions. Quickest way to my heart is to hit me with something that I'll love. Yes, I am the girl that gets seduced by mixtapes.)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sunshine. Chai tea. My family & friends. A good book. Music in my ears. Adventures!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
making sure I'm always moving forward in my life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm a woman of extremes -- drunk and dancing at a club or sitting around a coffee table with wine and friends/a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm terrified of bees.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You can make me smile.

Please do! I know it says I respond selectively, but it's only because I filter out the multiple blow job requests. (And if you're going to send a blow job request, at least make it creative!)