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chelsx24

23 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:09pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Here's a few things to know about me.
I'm a production lead/coordinator for a cosmetics company, I devote a lot of my time to my job hence why I find myself here.
I'm quirky and weird and I really don't care what anyone thinks, including my grandmother.
I have tattoos/piercings/gauges and no I won't regret any of them.
I can be a total bitch if you push the right button and I won't care.
Sarcasm is my first language.
I know what I want in life and I know what I deserve so no I'm not going to settle in any aspect of my life.
I'm tough but I can also be a total sweetheart just takes the right person to bring that out of me.
If you can't make me genuinely laugh this isn't going to work.

I'm just looking for someone that I want to be with in my free time. Someone who I can be a weirdo with and not care who gives us weird looks. I do some fun makeup in my free time so I would like to find someone on the more creative side of life.

But yea it's all bullshit anyways so there's that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working close to 55 hours a week and eating pizza and tacos.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I'm good at pool
Drinking cider
Making a fool of myself
Telling it how it is
Being loud
Rolling with the punches
Listening
Sleeping in
Telling you you're the worst
Making "puppy dog" eyes
Saying I'm going to clean my apartment
It's Always Sunny trivia

Instagram - sleazymcgeezy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ALWAYS get told my eyes. It starts to get old unless you come up with a better way to say it than, "I'm sure you get this all the time, but your eyes are gorgeous." Seriously try harder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This would be a lot to list so I'll do like most recent top five.

I honestly don't read much, I'm not illiterate I'd just rather get boozy or sleep.

Movies: The Warriors, The Goonies, Green Street Hooligans, Looper, Scott Pilgrim

Tv: It's Always Sunny, Brooklyn Nine Nine, New Girl, Community, @midnight

Music: Say Anything, Mumford and Sons, City and Colour, Mc Lars, Circa Survive

Food: I'll try anything but I do absolutely love pizza! And tacos!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wiener[dog]
Rum and cokes/ craft ciders
The blue line
Pizza
Sarcasm
Lipstick
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buttz.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, then I either go out or go to bed because I work every weekend
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Meeting people off this site makes me super anxious so cut me some slack.

I'm also a sucker for a man with an accent.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to show me more of chicago, or you want to get to know me, or if you find me attractive.
If you want to shoot some pool.
You wanna eat tacos/pizza and tell each other we're pretty.
If Scott Pilgrim is in our top 5 favorite movies.
You want to talk about how babies look like aliens.

Also if you have a beard, tattoos, a gentleman's cut, and your tall.... pardon me while I take my clothes off.

Honestly just message me, don't be shy, I'm always down for conversation.