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24 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:17am
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a makeup artist with a full time job to pay the bills. I'm young but I don't struggle to pay my bills. I'm determined to make my dreams a reality and I don't settle on anything in life. I need someone who can push me to be my best but still keep me grounded. I want to be with someone who will inspire me and who I can inspire back, let me be your muse.

I'm a weird, quirky goofball; don't try and tame me. I'm loud, outgoing, and extremely passionate.

Let's do cool shit together, and let me cook for you.

Fueled by coffee.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dreaming big and making shit happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I'm good at pool
Drinking cider
Making a fool of myself
Telling it how it is
Being loud
Rolling with the punches
Sleeping in
Telling you you're the worst
Making "puppy dog" eyes
Saying I'm going to clean my apartment
It's Always Sunny trivia

Instagram - sleazymcgeezy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ALWAYS get told my eyes. It starts to get old unless you come up with a better way to say it than, "I'm sure you get this all the time, but your eyes are gorgeous." Seriously try harder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This would be a lot to list so I'll do like most recent top five.

I honestly don't read much, I'm not illiterate I'd just rather get boozy or sleep.

Movies: The Warriors, The Goonies, Green Street Hooligans, Looper, Scott Pilgrim

Tv: It's Always Sunny, Brooklyn Nine Nine, New Girl, Community, @midnight

Music: Say Anything, Mumford and Sons, City and Colour, Mc Lars, Circa Survive

Food: I'll try anything but I do absolutely love pizza! And tacos!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wiener[dog]
Rum and cokes/ craft ciders
The blue line
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buttz. Knope 2016.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying out a new recipe I've concocted/grabbing drinks/hanging out with my dog/watching shitty tv/nothing

It constantly varies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm not interested in you I'll tell you right off the bat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to shoot some pool.
You wanna eat tacos/pizza and tell each other we're pretty.
If Scott Pilgrim is in our top 5 favorite movies.
You want to talk about how babies look like aliens.

Also if you have a beard, tattoos, a gentleman's cut, and your tall.... pardon me while I take my clothes off.

Honestly just message me, don't be shy, I'm always down for conversation.