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24 Chicago, IL Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:06pm
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a makeup artist with a full time job to pay the bills. I'm young but I don't struggle to pay my bills. I'm determined to make my dreams a reality and I don't settle on anything in life. I need someone who can push me to be my best but still keep me grounded. I want to be with someone who will inspire me and who I can inspire back, let me be your muse.

I'm a weird, quirky goofball; don't try and tame me. I'm loud, outgoing, and extremely passionate.

Let's do cool shit together, and let me cook for you.

Fueled by coffee.

Also, please be in Chicago. I don't have a car, I'm looking for someone actually in the city.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Dreaming big and making shit happen.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Thinking I'm good at pool
Drinking cider
Making a fool of myself
Telling it how it is
Being loud
Rolling with the punches
Cleaning my kitchen
It's Always Sunny trivia
I'm pretty solid when it comes to cooking
Being a puppy mom
Back rubs

Instagram - sleazymcgeezy
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ALWAYS get told my eyes. It starts to get old unless you come up with a better way to say it than, "I'm sure you get this all the time, but your eyes are gorgeous." Seriously try harder.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This would be a lot to list so I'll do like most recent top five.

The last thing I read was Scott Pilgrim.

Movies: The Warriors, The Goonies, Green Street Hooligans, The Lego Movie, Scott Pilgrim

Tv: It's Always Sunny, Brooklyn Nine Nine, New Girl, The Voice, Masterchef

Music: Say Anything, Bastille, City and Colour, Mc Lars, Circa Survive

Food: I'll try anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My wiener[dog]
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Buttz. Knope 2016.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying out a new recipe I've concocted/grabbing drinks/hanging out with my dog/watching shitty tv/nothing

It constantly varies
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I'm not interested in you I'll tell you right off the bat.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you want to shoot some pool.
You want to cook an awesome meal.
If Scott Pilgrim is in your top 5 favorite movies
You want to talk about how babies look like aliens.
If you've got your shit together.
You find awkwardly endearing, sarcastic girls awesome!

Honestly just message me, don't be shy, I'm always down for conversation.