Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
i like stuff. lots and lots of stuff. oh, and things. i like things
quod me nutrit me destruit.
i am sassy, sinny and snarky.
What I’m doing with my life
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something that others aren't.
I’m really good at
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feeling emotionally and intellectually superior.
The first things people usually notice about me
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1. my biting wit
2. my attention to grammar
3. my white skin
4. my red lips
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books: the great gatsby; a good man is hard to find; wise blood;
the interior castle; linden hills; the old and new testaments;
wuthering heights; jesus saves; gun with occasional music;
slaughterhouse five; the inferno; sexual personae; a confederacy of
dunces; the lives of saints; a wrinkle in time; trash; get in the
van; heart of darkness; the glass castle; down and dirty pictures;
northanger abbey; any rough times are now behind you; easy riders,
raging bulls; tender at the bone; the game: penetrating the secret
society of pickup artists; in the devil's snare; the turn of the
screw; little girl lost; to kill a mockingbird; the new
merriam-webster pocket dictionary; the catechism of the catholic
church and the poetry of frank o'hara
film: citizen kane; rebecca; hoop dreams; the night of the hunter;
secretary; harold and maude; beauty is embarrassing; zombieland;
the children's hour; ghost world; grizzly man; wild things; double
indemnity; do the right thing; raise the red latern; warm bodies;
the hurt locker; bound; jesus camp; henry fool; rope; drugstore
cowboy; hanna; capturing the friedmans; the lady from shanghai;
bladerunner; serenity; salo; waiting for guffman; hellboy; the
squid and the whale; chinatown; 4 little girls; dawn of the dead
(the REMAKE, not the original); once were warriors; you can count
on me; american movie; raising arizona; josie and the pussycats;
brick; gimme shelter; buffalo 66; crumb; the bling ring; elizabeth;
near dark; bonnie and clyde; inside man; paradise lost: the child
murders at robin hood hills; hard candy; ghost dog: the way of the
samurai; amelie; when the levees broke: a requiem in four acts; it
happened one night; summer of sam; the cove; some like it hot; the
first half of grindhouse; the last ten minutes of from dusk 'til
television: my so-called life; buffy the vampire slayer; the first
and last seasons of angel; firefly; the riches; veronica mars;
supernatural; frontline; the vampire diaries; justified; pushing
daisies; lost girl; mad men; being human (both the british and the
american/canadian hybrid); ru-paul's drag race; austin city limits;
sons of anarchy; rescue me; revenge; true blood; the walking dead;
teen wolf; p.o.v.; new girl; defiance; hell on wheels.
music: the kind with notes. and breaks. b-i-g fan of the musical
food: nothing that comes from any of the "before" establishments on
"kitchen nightmares" - or most food prepared by my late mother.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my brilliant, bodacious and beautiful friends
2. reading material
4. leafy greens
5. my camera collection
6. adventures, both big and small
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
not giving in to my basest instincts - and redemption.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
sinning. which makes sunday mass so much more complex yet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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why would i "admit" anything - here or elsewhere?
You should message me if
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you like to have fun. i like fun as much as i like things. and
...while i'm not necessarily looking for a relationship, i have no
desire to be the third, fourth or twentieth wheel in a
poly/open/swing situation. please do not ignore this one caveat and
believe that YOUR message will be the one that changes my
already-made-up mind. i appreciate your life choice and i don't
share a desire to participate. my academic work involves extensive
analysis of non-traditional/non-pro-creative sexuality, so i'm
familiar enough, well-educated enough and self-aware enough to know
about the(se) lifestyle(s) and realize i can't be swayed,
regardless of your assertions.
most other things, though, can likely be negotiated. so let's
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