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cherryblopop

44 F San Antonio, TX

My Details

Last Online
Mar 21, 2013
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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What the hell is this?!!! DO I PREFER VIRGINS?! Please , i cannot b the captain of this ship! Plus, hello? Im like one hundred years old.
And all the questions about kids! I love kids ...just was unable to conceive. F u have teenagers, i am so sorry. They r assholes right? Let them.live with mummy until age 25....f not possible, then please ... it is very fine f say hi/bye n passing. The last "WTF?!" i lived with for 3 years had 3 kids....16, 18 & 20. They thought i was awesome for at least 2 1/2 yrs...then we were all done.
And i have already LIED! I was married for a long time ... seperated for 6 yrs... no kissing no sex no nothing for 6 years. Thought he was an alcoholic & i just couldn't deal with the drinking & driving crap. He wasn't violent or a cheater but it wore me down ... neither of us wanted to get divorced & i seriously did not think it would possible nor did i want to find someone else. We stayed good friends and turned out my poor husband was just self medicating since he was a teen. It wasn't until years into our seperation that we found out he had a severe mental disorder. A friend fixed me up with ? mark man and hubby died of a heart attack 2 yrs later. So i am actually a widow.
Ok. Buzz kill.
Then ? mark spineless puss who portrayed himself as a man....let's just say i look back & have no Idea who i was living with. And found out on FACEBOOK we had broke up according to what he told his new WTF?! 3 months earlier he got me a ring. He even told my bff's mom that he wanted to marry me n her backyard (she wanted to have a wedding back there) .
So that was like a weird long unnecessary movie that he should have won some kind of twisted Oscar for.
The one thing i was sure about with him is HE WAS SO GOOD N BED! i hate saying it man do i! So basically i didn't know A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF & sadly even part of my anatomy & i was 45 at the time. No wonder my husband went bananas.
On my profile i tried to play like i just want to just have some crazy sex only thing going but i don't think i can pull it off.
What I’m doing with my life
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What am i doing with my life?
Dunno. Actually i do. Just not in the sharing mood right now.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing ...being funny, sweet, cooking (but i don't like to anymore), playing pool, tying my own shoes, NOT bottling things up...no sir...f you want to meet THE PYSCHO WOMAN, let me catch u acting stupid behind my back or just plain screwing with my head....ultimately u have the choice to NEVER EVER COME FACE TO FACE WITH that scary lady. Again i am all talk...i won't boil ur bunny or smash ur shit up...yell? Duh. Cry? Maybe.
Depending on the severity of your lack of character, there may b a chance that the sweet girl that you have just burned will b turned into NORMA BATES but instead of a knife she may hack ur facebook as u and announce to all ur "FRIENDS" that u r really bisexual and wanr to do it with all of ur guy friends & for sure their ...... to the point that u have to go into fed protection from all ur pissed OFF FB "FRIENDS".
Just keep n mind cause & affect and if you can't control yourself, b a man and say it to my face to avoid that crazy deranged & completely preventable incident that i "HEARD " about happen to u. :) That's all.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Is that they think i will spread'm for anything. No no no.
Then that i smell good and have a big smile and that i laugh really loud.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Good grief like f it matters ...SNAPPED, DEADLY WOMEN, FORENSIC FILES & ICE LOVES COCO. Books, anything Stephen King, DEAN KOONTZ, ME...
I hate condiments. Love ice cream & diet coke.
Music....STP, ALICE N CHAINS, BARRY WHITE, PINK, GODSMACK, THE TOADIES, RAUL.MALO, HEART, SHERYL CROW, SHELBY LYNN, DIANA ROSS, U2 ROB ZOMBIE ....rap & country, rap mostly makes me want to break things.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Cereal, I'm a cereal killer heh heh...2 boxes a week!
Sleep.
Music.
Unicorns.
Fairies.
Jack White.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Oh no...not falling for this. Besides, i think i have already given a peek into that window.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having fun with friends or alone.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I hate made for ladies porn.
And i hate that most guys think porn is real & "C how much she loves telephone poles rammed up her boody!"
I can't do 69. Well i could but one of us will b cheated.
I am afraid of not being able to use my new skills on someone worthy other than myself.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 45–58
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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U are not an asshole.