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My self-summary

assorted things. I have...
• three degrees: Computer Science, Fine Art, and Dance. also went to performing arts high school, also got accepted into a PhD program but didn't do it.
• eighteen patents
• been a member of SAG/AFTRA since I was four years old. I was the kid in sixteen candles who didn't want to go to the dance.
• spent over a decade with an art group and showed work on all seven continents and have pieces in museums
• a 3D printer - two of them, actually, I built the first one myself but it's broken, just got a new one
• a beard, usually, but I'll remove it promptly if asked. It comes back quickly, I can do without it, but then I tend to get carded.

In deference to the dearly departed three adjectives, I am, like the universe, 侘寂: imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete
What I’m doing with my life
world domination via coffeescript, virtual reality, sculpture, dance, video projection, and other forms of madness.
I’m really good at
turning the impossible possible, or the other way round.

dancing, telling stories, and entertaining.

coercing computers to cooperate

Reading your profile before looking at the pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
My style. The bowler hat and glasses, with curls peeking out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? I've got shelves full of them you can cart away, but I'll keep a few. "Ecotopia," "Cosmos," "Understanding Comics," a few with funny/sexy/pretty/yummy pictures, and a few treasured slabs of dead tree. I did get a kindle and started reading again lately, most recently Rainbow's End, Blind Faith, and The Ophiuchi Hotline.

My stream of media runs all over the map - I've left broadcast
behind, but I dip in to the stream for choice nuggets like Weeds Dexter BreakingBad, catch up with the vox populi via colbert &
stewart & SNL, downloads of The Family Dad ArchBurger Show. No horror please, keep the blood to yourself.

Adding new stuff here as I think of it:
Man on Wire, All That Jazz, James Bond, Woody Allen, Black Mirror, Orphan Black, Arrested Development, drunk history, masters of sex, agents of shield, misfits, mythbusters, edge of tomorrow

I have a love for dubstep, Philip Glass, Eminem and Laurie Anderson, but I'll go with what's moving at the moment.

I adore avant garde/modernist cuisine but have no one to go with right now (you?), and there's a french place in midtown I know that does an amazing lunch special (lets?). I can cook, and I'm pretty good at it, but it's really something to be done for fun and when I have time or someone to cook for. Sport cooking, you might call it. I mostly eat Soylent lately, with some fast or junk food thrown in for variety.

Other favorite things, aside from the obligatory whiskers on roses:
burning man )°(, osx/ios, ruby/coffeescript,
koons/krueger/hirst/friedman/barney/gilbert & george,
The six things I could never do without
orange, purple, blue, red, yellow, magenta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Art, the future
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a modest chaotic reality distortion field; the bowler hat
keeps things from spontaneously turning into butterflies as I walk
by. bloody nuisance, that's what it is. "midas touch, but
cuter," they said when I signed up for the class. "Easy A" they
You should message me if
You'd like to spend an evening, or three, or twelve, finding out
what's on the other side of the looking-glass. You've always
suspected there's another world, but can't seem to find platform 9¾
or the 7½ᵗʰ floor.

You don't believe that chemtrails, fluoride, or vaccines are secret plots of the Illuminati, that there is a simple household cure for cancer that is being suppressed by Big Pharma to maximize profits, that crop circles are made by aliens, that 9/11 or the moon landings were faked, or that indigo children have extra virtual four-dimensional DNA strands. Or, if you do believe these things, you can prove them. (more woo to be added as I think of it.)

You're a burner, or a DJ or a dancer. Or all of the above.