| Test | His result | Your result |
| The Dating Persona Test |
The Boy Next Door (RGLD)
| Take it! |
| The Slut Test | 68% Slut | Take it! |
| The Politics Test | Libertarian | Take it! |
| The Death Test | Dead At 75 | Take it! |
| The Virgin Game | 47% Accuracy (highest: 47%, average: 47%) | Take it! |
| The Gaydar Test | 70% Accuracy (highest: 70%, average: 70%) | Take it! |
| The Brutally Honest Personality Test | Prick - ENTP | Take it! |
| The Sapiosexual fetish Test | You scored 70Variable #1! | Take it! |
| The Ethical Slut Test | True Ethical Slut | Take it! |
| "Surviving The Singularity" Test | Prematurely Post-Human | Take it! |
| The good sex Test | Outrageously timid | Take it! |
| The Sexual Style Test | The Sex God | Take it! |
| The What's your sexual style? Test | TYPE P | Take it! |
| The Los Angeles Metro Area Test | LA Insider | Take it! |
| The 20 Question Sexual Experience Test | Kinkster | Take it! |
| The Disneyland ride sexuality Test | Star Tours | Take it! |
| The Spank Me Test | SpankMaster | Take it! |
| The Animal Archetype Test | The Cat | Take it! |
| The Sexologists Kink Assessment Test | The Trysexual | Take it! |
| What's Your Price? | I'm worth $413 million! (8 dealbreakers.) | Take it! |
| What's up your ass? | Your Head | Take it! |
| The sexual interests Test | Ultimate! | Take it! |
| The Trick Questions Test | Brainiac | Take it! |
| The Your Type of Girl Test | The Hippie Chick | Take it! |
| The Humane Sexuality Test | Super-Queer! | Take it! |
| Science-Fiction Spaceship Command Test | Go Boldly Where No One Has Gone Before! | Take it! |
| The Attachment Style Test | The Cling Wrap | Take it! |
| The What Greek God Are You Test | Hephaestus | Take it! |
| The Not-so-common Sense Safe Sex Test | You are 88% likely to keep your genitals intact. | Take it! |
| The Mythological God Test | Amun | Take it! |
| The Modern Jew Test | Neutral Conservative | Take it! |
| The Director Who Films Your Life Test | Edward D. Wood, Jr. | Take it! |
| The Freud's 5 Sexual Stages Test | Latency stage. You're 7-13 yrs old | Take it! |
| The Do you want to see my pussy? Test | Almost got to! | Take it! |
| The BASIC KNOWLEDGE Test | you are s-m-r-t! | Take it! |
| The Can You Hang Test | Lightweight | Take it! |
| The Why Are You Single Test | Geek | Take it! |
| The sex freak Test | Freaky | Take it! |
| The Sex IQ Test | You scored 128 SEX IQ POINTS! | Take it! |
| The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test | Modern, Cool Nerd | Take it! |
| The Are You Sexually Submissive? Test | Borderline subbie | Take it! |
| The Are you Dominant or submissive Test | The Assertive Sub | Take it! |
| The WILL YOU GET INSIDE MY PANTS Test | Category 5 | Take it! |
| Howard Gardner's Eight Types of Intelligence Test | Spatial | Take it! |
| Survival Test | Weekend Warrior | Take it! |
| The Which DOORS song are you? Test | BREAK ON THROUGH (TO THE OTHER SIDE) | Take it! |
| The Chakra Test | The Sensuous One | Take it! |
| The Lucid Dreaming Test | The Promising Novice | Take it! |
| The Following ComplexDirections IQ Test | The Ivy Leaguer | Take it! |
| The 10 Tricky Anagram Puzzles Test | Anagram Genius | Take it! |
| The Choose your next planet Test | Mercury | Take it! |
| The Are you as smart as you think you are Test | Smart!! Good job!! | Take it! |
| The How Well Do You Know Douglas Adams, and Hitch Hiker's Guide Test | Ford Prefect | Take it! |
| The Are You an Indigo? Test | You're 72% likely to be an Indigo! | Take it! |
| The How much of a Loser are you? Test | Compete Loser! | Take it! |
| The '2001: A Space Odyssey' Test | Star-Child | Take it! |
| How geeky are you? | Laboratory Geek | Take it! |
| The Languages Test | 100% French! 100% German! 100% Italian! 100% Spanish! 100% English! | Take it! |
| The Moderately Difficult Fight Club Quiz | Better Than Average! Woo! | Take it! |
| The Public Understanding of Scientific Terms and Concepts Test | 100% Understanding! | Take it! |
| Basic Computer Skills Test | Engineer | Take it! |
| The Getting Laid at Burning Man! Test | The Man | Take it! |
| The You think you've got a high IQ Test | Gifted | Take it! |
| How much I hate you test! | You're my buddy. | Take it! |
| Could You Win The National Spelling Bee Test | National Spelling Bee Champion | Take it! |
| The Drug Test | The Stoner | Take it! |
| The What are you really looking for on OkCupid Test | Significant other | Take it! |
| The How evolved of a person are you Test | Average | Take it! |
| The Freethinker Test | Average | Take it! |
| The Relationship Control Test Test | Independent Fun | Take it! |
| The Sexual Fetish Test | Domination Fetish! | Take it! |
| Which Drug Are You? Test | Cocaine | Take it! |
| What Your Taste in Art Says About You Test | Non-conformist, Visionary, and Independent | Take it! |
| What Planet are You From? Test | You are from Uranus! | Take it! |
| The Cultural Identity Test | The Modern Thinker | Take it! |
| The Kink Spectrum Analysis Test | Blue (450 nm) | Take it! |
| The Social Orientation Inventory | The Casanova | Take it! |
| The Why are you single? Test | Fairly Normal | Take it! |
| The Beatles Lyrics Test | You are 84% a Beatles Lyrics Master! | Take it! |
| The Zombie Apocalypse Personality Test | The Foot Soldier | Take it! |
| The Worst Case Scenarios Test | Trooper | Take it! |
| The Orgasm Test | You scored 94 % willingness, 94 % attentiveness | Take it! |
| The Next step in YOUR bedroom Test | Perfect! | Take it! |
| The Let's Parler French Test | 93% LikelyToSurvive! | Take it! |
| The Picture-only Left Brained or Right Brained Test | You scored 100Left Brained, 33 Right Brained! | Take it! |
| The 4-Variable IQ Test | Visual | Take it! |
| The Monogamy / Polyamory / Swinger Test | 20 mongamy, 38 serial, 81 polyamory, 71 | Take it! |
| The Can You Read Women Test | The Cynical Dreamer | Take it! |
| The Knowledge vs. Intellect Test | 9/9 Genius | Take it! |
| The Personal Sex History Test | 55 % Exciting Sexual History | Take it! |
| The Kinkyness Test | 75% kinky | Take it! |
| The Self Esteem Test | 50% - Medium self esteem | Take it! |
| The Extremely offensive IQ Test | IQ 120 | Take it! |
| The F.R.I.E.N.D.S Test | 85% variable #1 | Take it! |
| The Firefly / Serenity Test | 78% - Nicely Done!!! | Take it! |
| The are you really an asshole? Test | 28% jerkitude | Take it! |
| The Very Offensive Religion Test | Agnostic | Take it! |
| The Unconventional Sex Test | 70 sexpoints | Take it! |
| The Monty Python Holy Grail Trivia Test | 65 Grail Points | Take it! |
| The Grand Theft Amnesia (GTA) Test | 32 Level of GTA - Psychopathic Deviant | Take it! |
| The "What Sushi Are You?" Test | Chirashizushi--84/65/54 | Take it! |
| The How Perverted Are You Test | 59 perversion | Take it! |
| The How Sexual Will You Be In Bed Test | 400 very sexuale, 310 sexuale, 210 not s | Take it! |
| The What's your Drug-IQ? Test | 59 dopeiq | Take it! |
| The Erudite Wordsmith Test | 83% novice, 79% intermediate, 82% advanc | Take it! |
| The 1000 Point Purity Test | 47% Pure, 53% Sexual, 43% Kinky, 53% Mor | Take it! |
| The how BDSM oriented are you Test | 81% - Lifestyler | Take it! |
| The Real Choose Your own Adventure Test | SEALED- Outcome V | Take it! |
| The Sexual Experimentation Test | Fledgeling 33% Exp, 77% Adv, 77% Kink, 3 | Take it! |
| The Dirty Mind Test | 75% Dirtiness - "Pretty Messy" | Take it! |
| The State Abbreviations Test | 84 % State Smart | Take it! |
| The How Postmodern are you Test | The Industrialist | Take it! |
| The What Kind of Brain Are You Test | 27 Right-Brain, 45 Left-Brain, 45 Dual-T | Take it! |
| The Revised and Updated Happiness Test | 68% Happy | Take it! |
| The Existential Loneliness Test | 34/33/42/30 - Should-Be Optimist | Take it! |
| The which cat breed are you Test | Siamese: | Take it! |
| The Homicidal Maniac Test | The Bystander | Take it! |
| The Do You Know Utah Test | 75 Utahrdiness - Return Visitor | Take it! |
| The how fucked in the head are you Test | 20 Psychopath, 0 Insane, 0 Not all there | Take it! |
| The Quick & Painless ENNEAGRAM Test | the Adventurer | Take it! |
| The How GGG Are You? Test | GGG to the max! | Take it! |
| The What You'd Buy At My Sex Shop Test | 80% kinkiness | Take it! |
| The Could you satsify my pussy Test | 72 fuckabilty | Take it! |
| The Get Laid on First Date Test | 78% willingness to get laid- | Take it! |
| The Bigger Female Anatomy for Men Test | 101 anatomy knowledge | Take it! |
| The Master. Dom, or Player Test | 72% Consent, 36% Controll, 25% playfulln | Take it! |
| The Knowledge of Women Test | Intricately aware. - 60 / 70 gyno points | Take it! |
| The Can U Handle MY Kind Of Kinky? Test | 82 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The Big LSD Test | 90 LSD knowledge, 91 on the LSD license | Take it! |
| The Uncommonly Thorough Drug Test | 42 Drug Experience, 49 Drug Enthusiasm | Take it! |
| The ganja etiquette Test | 67 stoner attitude | Take it! |
| The Nicotine Junkie Test | 63 - The Moderate Smoker | Take it! |
| The Finnish Seating Etiquette Test | 64 % awareness | Take it! |
| The World Languages Test | 240 - Language Savvy | Take it! |
| The Absurd Math Humo(u)r Test | 42 Math Funniness | Take it! |
| The self-referential Test | This is the category | Take it! |
| The do you belong here Test | 95 - The Conservative | Take it! |
| The Physical Desire Test | 95% Physical Desire Score - The Passion | Take it! |
| The Single for how Long Test | 43 - Fair-Stretch | Take it! |
| The Safe weapons operation Test | Rangemasters joy! | Take it! |
| The Name that Sex Term Test | 14 - Semi Freak | Take it! |
| The Which Musician Am I? Test | John Squire | Take it! |
| The Penis Size Test | 9 - Large Penis | Take it! |
| The Simple Everyday Questions Test | 55% | Take it! |
| The How Philosophical Are You? Test | 17 - Artist | Take it! |
| The How Blond Are You? Test | 34% | Take it! |
| The Labyrinth Test | 50% - Sir Didymus | Take it! |
| The Dork Test | 54% - Dorkalicious | Take it! |
| The Pretentious Test | 3 - the Everyman | Take it! |
| The Zombie Scenario Survivor Test | 59% You made it. Barely. | Take it! |
| The Proper Music Taste Test | 44% - Trendster | Take it! |
| The Good Taste Test | 56% - Bearable | Take it! |
| The How Effective is Your Profile? Test | 8 Profile Cliches Profile Expert | Take it! |
| The Kubrick Film Character Test | 89 troublepoints | Take it! |
| The Freudian Development Test | 34% oral, 24% anal, 28% phallic, 17% lat | Take it! |
| The What Is Your MPAA Film Rating? Test | PG-13 -- 27 Nudity, 27 Violence, 58 La | Take it! |
| The What bodily fluid are you? Test | 64% - poo | Take it! |
| The handicapped lover Test | 0 | Take it! |
| The Porn Star Name Test | 14 - Lil Miss Suckit | Take it! |
| The Political Test | 51 - The Moderate | Take it! |
| The Are you REALLY open-minded? Test | Free Radical | Take it! |
| The How Innocent Are You Test | 57% naughtiness - Not innocent | Take it! |
| The 100 Point Sexual Purity Test | 30% pure - Decidedly Perverted | Take it! |
| The Stoned Situation Test | 71 %highness | Take it! |
| The Sexual HELL Test | HELL LEVEL 3 | Take it! |
| The positive effect weed has on me Test | 53% sharing, 25% healthiness, 50% artist | Take it! |
| The Do *YOU* Remember The 90's Test | 90's Wannabe | Take it! |
| The Genghis Khan Genetic Fitness Test | 143,990 descendants | Take it! |
| The Really QUICK Reassuringly EASY Test | Freakin’ Genius! | Take it! |
| The What D&D Character are you? Test | -24 - Cleric! | Take it! |
| The What sex position are you? Test | HA! | Take it! |
| The Psychedelic Test | 62 - Psychonaut | Take it! |
| The Are You Good With Drugs Test | 0 Virgin, 0 Second Base, 50 Drug Fiend | Take it! |
| The Big Lebowski Test | 32% - Donny | Take it! |
| The How Dutch am I Test | 75 Cheesepoints!!! | Take it! |
| The EXTREMELY advanced MATH Test | 84 on the MathDorkOMeter | Take it! |
| The How Low Are Your Sex Standards Test | Easy to Please (14 of 21) | Take it! |
| The Intellectual Sexiness Test | 83 intellectual sexiness! | Take it! |
| The Obscure Kitchen Utensils Test | 93 correct | Take it! |
| The Are you a good Kisser Test | 59% - The Spider | Take it! |
| The Philosophy Test | Søren Kierkegaard | Take it! |
| The Would You Make a Good Wolf? Test | 66 pack mentality, 42 body strength, 68 | Take it! |
| The When Will You Get Laid Again Test | 48% Dominance, 76% Horniness, 24% Love - | Take it! |
| The can you spell easy words Test | 100% - Spectacular Speller! | Take it! |
| The Randomly random Test | 0 - The miner | Take it! |
| The Personality Defect Test | Braggart | Take it! |
| The Sexy Geek Test | 63% geekpoints | Take it! |
| The are you an ANAL-SEX-LOVER ? Test | 71 anal sex lover | Take it! |
| The How Computer Smart Are You Test | 89% tech-savyness | Take it! |
| The Weed Test | 80% - Rasta | Take it! |
| The Horrifying Stereotype Test | Sports Dick | Take it! |
| The what country do you belong in Test | France | Take it! |
| The Spork Aptitude Test | Little Sporkling | Take it! |
| The Motorcycle Personality Test | Harley 883 Sportster | Take it! |
| The Small Nervous Animal Test | Rabbit | Take it! |
| The I made it myself Test | 63 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The Reply or Delete? Test | 48 variable 1 | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words, To, Test | A (Scintillating) (36/40) | Take it! |
| The Correct Spelling Test | 100% - You're Smart! | Take it! |
| The Breakfast Club Test | 70% - Total Fan! | Take it! |
| The Are You a Dancer Test | 13 - Professional Dancer | Take it! |
| The Would You Like Technocracy? Test | 44 Technoknowledge | Take it! |
| The Could you have sex with me Test | 63 % No Nookie | Take it! |
| The have you had enough weed Test | 26 - Yup | Take it! |
| The Cigarette Consumption Test | 28 - The Hack and Cough S | Take it! |
| The Can You Attract Women? Test | Cutie - 40%Confident, 76%Aware, 76%Fun a | Take it! |
| The Lover Style Profile Test | The Carnal Lover | Take it! |
| The Indie Band For You Test | Radiohead | Take it! |
| The ABC's of sex Test | 92% - Dr. Ruth | Take it! |
| The 1984 Survivor Test | 48% Prole, 54% Change, 36% Leadership | Take it! |
| The How naughty are you? Test | you are a freak in bed | Take it! |
| The ARE YOU A POTHEAD Test | 21 pothead - BEGGIN' BOWLSPACKED | Take it! |
| The Updated Are You Horny Enough Test | 70% - You Naughty Thing | Take it! |
| The What is your REAL age Test | You're 42 !!! | Take it! |
| The Kinsey Scale Test | Kinsey 2 | Take it! |
| The Feminism Test | Liberal | Take it! |
| The Who Would You Be in 1400 AD Test | The Cardinal | Take it! |
| The Are You CSI Material Test | 82% points | Take it! |
| The all about sex Test | 56 your sexualness - | Take it! |
| The sexual deviancy Test | 61% - moderately kinky | Take it! |
| The Ass Identification Test | 13 out of 19 | Take it! |
| The 3 Variable Funny Test | the Wit | Take it! |
| The Assfairy Late-Night Visit Test | 51% unworthy | Take it! |
| The How Geeky Are You? Test | 65% - Tiptoeing the Edge | Take it! |
| The Childish Test | 95% - Charmingly childish | Take it! |
| The Cuddlability Test | 20 - Heavenly Cloud | Take it! |
| The How sex crazed are you Test | 78% - sex MADNESS | Take it! |
| The are you my type of sex partner Test | 38 - Good God man | Take it! |
| The HighbrowArtandLitFreak Test | 60 - The Dreamer | Take it! |
| The True Geek Test | 76% geekness | Take it! |
| The Dom or Sub Test | 1 - Perfectly balanced | Take it! |
| The Are You a Self-Respecting Slut Test | 60% - the seductress | Take it! |
| The Threesome Possibility Test | 81% - Dream mate | Take it! |
| The Alcoholism Test | 23% - The Straight Edge | Take it! |
| The Which Element Are You? Test | Fire - 61% Extroverted, 48% Chaotic | Take it! |
| The All That Jazz Test | 60% of dexedrine: Kate | Take it! |
| The (arguably)Fine Arts Test | 72 Knowledge, YYY Pompousness | Take it! |
| The Engineering Proficiency Test | 82 - OMNIPOTENT ENGINEER | Take it! |
| The What kind of sex freak are you Test | 34 - Amature porn | Take it! |
| The World's Smallish Political Test | 65 - Liberal-Libertarian | Take it! |
| The Quick and Dirty Personality Test | "ENTP - The Inventor" | Take it! |
| The LONG Scientific Personality Test | ENFP - The Champion | Take it! |
| The Am I A Death-Pooler? Test | 75% Grim Reaper | Take it! |
| The 3-Variable Purity Test | 15% (15% subst., 11% sex, 25% moral) | Take it! |
| The Ferris Bueller Test | 88% - You are Ferris | Take it! |
| The Hogwarts house Test | 50% - Hufflepuff | Take it! |
| The good kisser Test | 93% - SCORCHER | Take it! |
| The Hitchhiker's Guide Personality Test | "Marvin" | Take it! |
| The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test | 16 - Vocabulary Vixen! | Take it! |
| The Janus Sex Positive Test | 52 - Love Child | Take it! |
| The Alcohol Knowledge Test | 106 proof, (60 beer, 50 wine, 86 liquor) | Take it! |
| The Fetish Knowledge Test | 72% Basic, 81% Advanced, 72% Perverse, 2 | Take it! |
| The Monty Python's flying Circus Test | 77% - *blink blink* | Take it! |
| The What Gender Is Your Soul? Test | Noncategorial: 43% femininity, 56% mascu | Take it! |
| The What kind of Scientist are you Test | Biochemist - 57% & 53% | Take it! |
| The Commonly Confused Words Test | Advanced | Take it! |
| The how fuckable are you? Test | 91% - " The Punching bag" | Take it! |
| The OkCupid Reject Test | NULL | Take it! |
| The Do Smart Women Scare You? Test | 84% - Smart Man | Take it! |
| The Star Trek Geek Test | | Take it! |
| The Are you Polyamorous Test | 87% - Flaming Polyamorist | Take it! |
| The oddball Test | | Take it! |
| The are you worth it to fuck me Test | | Take it! |
| The Ballet knowledge Test | 78 - Principal | Take it! |
| The aura Test | | Take it! |