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cherubborg

46 M Los Angeles, CA

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–49
  • Near me
  • For short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Finnish (Okay), Russian (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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artist/scientist/dancer/dreamer/poet

assorted things. I have...
• three degrees: BS Math/CS 88, MFA Studio Art 91, AA Dance 04. also went to performing arts high school in Chicago, also got accepted into a PhD program but didn't do it.
• eighteen patents, four on autosteroscopic imaging, the rest on various things related to wearable computers and stuff
• been a member of SAG/AFTRA since I was four years old, I got almost enough work as a kid to make me eligible for a pension, I need to do a few more days of union acting work in the next two decades to kick that in. I was the kid in sixteen candles who didn't want to go to the dance.
• spent over a decade with an art group and showed work on all seven continents and have pieces in museums
• no car. I had one, but I don't need one right now. Here's what I have to say about cars: http://youtu.be/1SGd7dMm77A
• a 3D printer but it's broken and I'm kind of over it
• a beard, sometimes, but I'll remove it promptly if asked. It comes back quickly, I can do without it, but then I tend to get carded.

In deference to the dearly departed three adjectives, I am, like the universe, 侘寂: imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
world domination via knitting monkeys out of twine

spreading the light, one photon at a time
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
turning the impossible possible, or the other way round.

dancing, telling stories, and entertaining.

coercing computers to cooperate

Reading your profile before looking at the pictures.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My style. The bowler hat and glasses, with curls peeking out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books? I've got shelves full of them you can cart away, but I'll keep a few. "Ecotopia," "Cosmos," "Understanding Comics," a few with funny/sexy/pretty/yummy pictures, and a few treasured slabs of dead tree. I did start reading again lately, most recently Rainbow's End and Blind Faith.

My stream of media runs all over the map - I've left broadcast
behind, but I dip in to the stream for choice nuggets like Weeds Dexter BreakingBad, catch up with the vox populi via colbert &
stewart & SNL, downloads of The Family Dad ArchBurger Show. No horror please, keep the blood to yourself.

Adding new stuff here as I think of it:
Man on Wire, All That Jazz, James Bond, Woody Allen, Black Mirror, Orphan Black, Arrested Development, drunk history, masters of sex, agents of shield, misfits

I have a love for dubstep, Philip Glass, Eminem and Laurie Anderson, but I'll go with what's moving at the moment.

I adore avant garde cuisine, but don't know of any in LA.

I can cook, and I'm pretty good at it, but it's really something to be done for fun and when I have time. Sport cooking, you might call it. I'm looking forward to Soylent being a healthy option for when I don't feel like dealing with it.

Other favorite things, aside from the obligatory whiskers on roses:
burning man )°(, osx/ios, ruby/coffeescript,
koons/krueger/hirst/friedman/barney/gilbert & george,
fosse/tharp/ailey/horton/cunningham,
gehry/pei/vanderrohe/johnson/wright,
fuller/feynman/tufte/eames/minsky/leary
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
orange, purple, blue, red, yellow, magenta.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Art, the future
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
there are only four time markers that make sense: sunrise, sunset, noon, and the solstices. What is an "friday"? I am not particularly hewn to the seven day cycle, though that cycle provides opportunity, like going to disneyland on a tuesday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a modest chaotic reality distortion field; the bowler hat
keeps things from spontaneously turning into butterflies as I walk
by. bloody nuisance, that's what it is. "midas touch, but
cuter," they said when I signed up for the class. "Easy A" they
said.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to spend an evening, or three, or twelve, finding out
what's on the other side of the looking-glass. You've always
suspected there's another world, but can't seem to find platform 9¾
or the 7½ᵗʰ floor.

You don't believe that chemtrails, fluoride, or vaccines are secret plots of the Illuminati, that there is a simple household cure for cancer that is being suppressed by Big Pharma to maximize profits, that crop circles are made by aliens, that 9/11 or the moon landings were faked, or that indigo children have extra virtual four-dimensional DNA strands. Or, if you do believe these things, you can prove them. (more woo to be added as I think of it.)

Your sense of humor is something more than quoting lines from TV shows.

I have called myself polyamorous in the past, and have practiced same; I am not sure I am comfortable identifying myself as such moving forward. I ally with and have many friends in the poly 'community,' and sometimes it seems that this is something people label themselves as when they are unable to truly form stable relationships. My mood is shifting on the matter and is not settled; poly people are encouraged to invite me into their nest of compersion and show me it's real - I am truly undecided. From my experience, I take the knowledge that strict monogamy is a false ideal, that openness and honesty are key, and that rules are made to be broken.

You're a burner. Though be advised, I'm not really active in the year-round social drama of the burner scene, it skeeves me out and reminds me way too much of high school, the parts that I didn't participate in then either, and my parents' fraternal organizations.