I am a Compulsive Faller.

I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.

my favorite word is rhinoplasty. i like to drink cheap vodka and reminisce about being a golden goddess in a past life. i enjoy frolicking in random parks late at night without my shoes on. Sometimes I slip in the dew, though.

I am chronically late and often say things like "I'm five minutes away at Trent and Hamilton" when in reality I have not left the valley mall yet.

I have been displaced and transplanted from my lovely home in the West (Colorado) and sent to a place where it is hot ALL the time and people are religulous. I went to college in Washington State and have lived in like 12 or 13 different states. I miss living in places where my face doesn't sweat.

Working, sleeping, eating... the normal human activities. I'm not boring, I'm just at work more hours during the week than anywhere else. It sucks, but maybe someday I'll make enough money to quit. Lol

hating my job. damnit.

i'm tall. like, really tall.

Books: RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, Sellevision, actually anything by Augusten Burroughs, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Cat in the Hat, Pure, Great Gatsby, Oh the Places You'll Go, Tender is the Night, The Accidental Passenger, Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, McDonaldization, Wideacre Trilogy (i've been recently obsessed), The Other Bolyen Girl (really anything by Philippa Gregory), anything by Nick Hornby, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings, Anything Shakespeare, Catcher in the Rye, 100 Years of Solitude, Namedropper, Majority/Minority relations, Flowers for Algernon

Movies: Detroit Rock City, Harold and Kumar, Almost Famous, Amores Perros, Clerks, Mallrats, Boondock Saints, Chasing Amy, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me (definitely one of the MOST underrated David Lynch movies...), Donnie Darko, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Rent, Avenue Q (well its a musical.... whatever), Trainspotting, Mullholland Drive, Say Anything, Love Me If You Dare, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, SLC Punk, Snatch, Clerks II, Beerfest, Dazed and Confused, How High, Oceans 11, Caddyshack, The Virgin Suicides, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Super Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Stand By Me, American Beauty, Napleon Dynamite, Some Like It Hot, Kill Bill, Resevoir Dogs, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Traffic, The Lost Boys, Bowling for Columbine, Dogma, The Royal Tenenbaums, Friday, Boiler Room, Wall Street, Jaws, Pet Sematary, Sin City, Waiting, Old School, Original Star Wars Trilogy, Gia, Lilo and Stitch, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Grease, Better off Dead, A Day Without a Mexican, Grandma's Boy, The Big Lebowski, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Signs, The Sixth Sense, Grosse Point Blank, Todo Sobre Mi Madre, Blade, The Exorcist, Stick It, She's The Man (shamefully), Clerks II, X-Men Trilogy, Beerfest, many many others...

Music: A.F.I., ACDC, Acrobat Down, Action League, Affinity, Afghan Whigs, Afroman, Alanis, Matt Nathanson, Ashlee Simpson (shh...), Tegan & Sara, Unwritten Law, Kottonmouth Kings, Led Zeppelin (always StH... ALWAYS), Orgy, Better Than Ezra, Jessy Moss, Pinhead Circus, RHCP, Cross Canadian Ragweed, 311, The Used, Barenaked Ladies, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, Incubus, Pepper, Diesel Boy, Bob Seager, Joe Walsh (Rocky Mountain High is my funeral song), Shades Apart, Augustana, Dynamite Hack, The Killers, Depeche Mode, Tracy Chapman, Melissa Etheridge, Cat Stevens, Chris Cornell, Jack's Mannequin, OAR, Bon Jovi, Journey, Eric Clapton, The Who, Green Day, Kiss, Keane, Elton John, Crash Test Dummies, Tenacious D, Ani DiFranco, Flogging Molly, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Our Lady Peace, Rx Bandits, Lou Reed, Tom Petty, Stabbing Westward, Aly & AJ, Beatles, Blue October, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Eagles, Bright Eyes, Say Anything, Cake, Goldfrapp, Jane's Addiction, Goldfinger, Janis Joplin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sublime, Peter Gabriel, Saves the Day, Tonic, The Velvet Underground, The Cure, Frou Frou, The Shins, Dressy Bessy, Johnny Cash, Evren, Pearl Jam, Queen, Rufus Wainwright, Shane MacGowan, Jeff Buckley, Reef, Bob Marley, Bouncing Souls, The Gamits, The Fairlanes, Bush, Damien Rice, ICP, Midtown, NoFX, Oasis, Oleander, Sarah Fimm, Bruce Springsteen, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Plain White T's, Counting Crows, Franz Ferdinand, The Gossip, Simon and Garfunkel, MUCH MUCH more

Food: Mac and Cheese... HANDS DOWN

oh, crap...

let me get back to you.

one would probably include my cats, Mina and Alice.
and another would have been my dog, but I guess i can do without him since he's been gone since Thanksgiving :(

the six things i could never live without

usually at work. if i get lucky enough to get a weekend off, i try to do something worthwhile to appreciate my few days off a month.

I'm a lot smarter than I seem. Believe it or not.

You find me interesting, you've got something to say, you wanna chat for fun...
You can find the movie quote in my self-summary...

and DEFINITELY if...

you like Amazonian women. we would already have something unique in common.