I am irreverent, insane, and mellow.
My Self-Summary
I am a Compulsive Faller.
I'm like the nerd at the sleepover who fell asleep at nine.
my favorite word is rhinoplasty. i like to drink cheap vodka and
reminisce about being a golden goddess in a past life. i enjoy
frolicking in random parks late at night without my shoes on.
Sometimes I slip in the dew, though.
I am chronically late and often say things like "I'm five minutes
away at Trent and Hamilton" when in reality I have not left the
valley mall yet.
I have been displaced and transplanted from my lovely home in the
West (Colorado) and sent to a place where it is hot ALL the time
and people are religulous. I went to college in Washington State
and have lived in like 12 or 13 different states. I miss living in
places where my face doesn't sweat.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, sleeping, eating... the normal human activities. I'm not
boring, I'm just at work more hours during the week than anywhere
else. It sucks, but maybe someday I'll make enough money to quit.
Lol
I’m really good at
hating my job. damnit.
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall. like, really tall.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Books: RUNNING WITH SCISSORS, Sellevision, actually anything by
Augusten Burroughs, Where the Sidewalk Ends, The Cat in the Hat,
Pure, Great Gatsby, Oh the Places You'll Go, Tender is the Night,
The Accidental Passenger, Witches, Charlie and the Chocolate
Factory, McDonaldization, Wideacre Trilogy (i've been recently
obsessed), The Other Bolyen Girl (really anything by Philippa
Gregory), anything by Nick Hornby, I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings,
Anything Shakespeare, Catcher in the Rye, 100 Years of Solitude,
Namedropper, Majority/Minority relations, Flowers for
Algernon
Movies: Detroit Rock City, Harold and Kumar, Almost Famous, Amores
Perros, Clerks, Mallrats, Boondock Saints, Chasing Amy, Y Tu Mama
Tambien, Twin Peaks Fire Walk With Me (definitely one of the MOST
underrated David Lynch movies...), Donnie Darko, Empire Records,
High Fidelity, Rent, Avenue Q (well its a musical.... whatever),
Trainspotting, Mullholland Drive, Say Anything, Love Me If You
Dare, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, SLC Punk, Snatch, Clerks II,
Beerfest, Dazed and Confused, How High, Oceans 11, Caddyshack, The
Virgin Suicides, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Fight Club, Super
Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Stand By Me, American Beauty, Napleon
Dynamite, Some Like It Hot, Kill Bill, Resevoir Dogs, Halloween,
Friday the 13th, Traffic, The Lost Boys, Bowling for Columbine,
Dogma, The Royal Tenenbaums, Friday, Boiler Room, Wall Street,
Jaws, Pet Sematary, Sin City, Waiting, Old School, Original Star
Wars Trilogy, Gia, Lilo and Stitch, Who Framed Roger Rabbit,
Grease, Better off Dead, A Day Without a Mexican, Grandma's Boy,
The Big Lebowski, Once Upon a Time In Mexico, Signs, The Sixth
Sense, Grosse Point Blank, Todo Sobre Mi Madre, Blade, The
Exorcist, Stick It, She's The Man (shamefully), Clerks II, X-Men
Trilogy, Beerfest, many many others...
Music: A.F.I., ACDC, Acrobat Down, Action League, Affinity, Afghan
Whigs, Afroman, Alanis, Matt Nathanson, Ashlee Simpson (shh...),
Tegan & Sara, Unwritten Law, Kottonmouth Kings, Led Zeppelin
(always StH... ALWAYS), Orgy, Better Than Ezra, Jessy Moss, Pinhead
Circus, RHCP, Cross Canadian Ragweed, 311, The Used, Barenaked
Ladies, Bruce Springsteen, Rolling Stones, Incubus, Pepper, Diesel
Boy, Bob Seager, Joe Walsh (Rocky Mountain High is my funeral
song), Shades Apart, Augustana, Dynamite Hack, The Killers, Depeche
Mode, Tracy Chapman, Melissa Etheridge, Cat Stevens, Chris Cornell,
Jack's Mannequin, OAR, Bon Jovi, Journey, Eric Clapton, The Who,
Green Day, Kiss, Keane, Elton John, Crash Test Dummies, Tenacious
D, Ani DiFranco, Flogging Molly, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, Our
Lady Peace, Rx Bandits, Lou Reed, Tom Petty, Stabbing Westward, Aly
& AJ, Beatles, Blue October, Eagle Eye Cherry, The Eagles,
Bright Eyes, Say Anything, Cake, Goldfrapp, Jane's Addiction,
Goldfinger, Janis Joplin, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sublime, Peter
Gabriel, Saves the Day, Tonic, The Velvet Underground, The Cure,
Frou Frou, The Shins, Dressy Bessy, Johnny Cash, Evren, Pearl Jam,
Queen, Rufus Wainwright, Shane MacGowan, Jeff Buckley, Reef, Bob
Marley, Bouncing Souls, The Gamits, The Fairlanes, Bush, Damien
Rice, ICP, Midtown, NoFX, Oasis, Oleander, Sarah Fimm, Bruce
Springsteen, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Plain White T's,
Counting Crows, Franz Ferdinand, The Gossip, Simon and Garfunkel,
MUCH MUCH more
Food: Mac and Cheese... HANDS DOWN
The six things I could never do without
oh, crap...
let me get back to you.
one would probably include my cats, Mina and Alice.
and another would have been my dog, but I guess i can do without
him since he's been gone since Thanksgiving :(
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the six things i could never live without
On a typical Friday night I am
usually at work. if i get lucky enough to get a weekend off, i try
to do something worthwhile to appreciate my few days off a month.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I'm a lot smarter than I seem. Believe it or not.
You should message me if
You find me interesting, you've got something to say, you wanna
chat for fun...
You can find the movie quote in my self-summary...
and DEFINITELY if...
you like Amazonian women. we would already have something unique in
common.