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34 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Jun 14, 2013
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, and laughing about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Entertainment / Media
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am an amateur artist, illustrator, writer, actor, and dancer, full of lofty goals and untenable ambitions, foremost amongst them the pursuit of fun and pleasure, which fortunately can be found in abundant supply. I web-publish an incredibly stupid fantasy smut comic, go out clubbing at least once a week, and like to dress up in ridiculous outfits. Recently I have been attempting to cultivate a certain egotism, but I am unsure of the fit and whether or not I'm taking it seriously or not. My head is already abnormally large atop my skeletal frame, and it is entirely possible that should it swell further that the whole thing shall come tumbling down with a great clatter much to the amusement of any curious onlookers.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I sell movie tickets and popcorn, as I have since time immemorial. It is a wonderfully cushy gig, and I find myself trapped beneath the combined force of inertia and the immense weight of the countless intangible benefits the position provides me. Someday perhaps I'll find a way to make money from my various scribblings, but in the meantime my expenses are all paid with enough left over for sufficient debauching.
I’m really good at
Pencil or ballpoint on a blank page, busting a move, observation and analysis, listening- and sometimes speaking although I haven't quite determined what mysterious alchemy lights that particular fire, writing, being tall and skinny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Etched City, The Count of Monte Cristo, The Great Gatsby, Dracula, TRANSMETROPOLITAN, American Gods, The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Secret History, House of Leaves

In the Mood For Love, Youth Without Youth, The Limits of Control, Pulse(Kairo), Survive Style 5+, The American Astronaut, The Night Porter, The Man Who Laughs, Rear Window, The Skycrawlers

The Addams Family, Twin Peaks, The Venture Bros., Invader Zim, Batman: The Animated Series, Black Books, Spaced, Sherlock, The Twilight Zone, Archer

Nick Cave, Tom Waits, David Bowie, Tears for Fears, Gorillaz, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, TV on the Radio, Combustible Edison, Dead Can Dance, Rotersand
The six things I could never do without
Books, pencils, pens, paper, coffee, cigarettes,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex. Not necessarily the act itself, but its implications- sociological, emotional, intellectual, how it *ahem* penetrates every conceivable aspect of our existence in ways we can't possibly fathom, and how our lack of understanding and acceptance of it has essentially fucked the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, or relaxing at home- Drawing, reading, and/or hanging out by the fire in pyjamas.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm really not as big of a perv as I pretend to be.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
you want to tell me a story, or make me laugh, or cry, or.... something. I've seen plenty of boilerplate introductions, and I feel badly for ignoring them, because, yes, even they take courage and drive, but I need to see some fire.

Seriously, tell me a story. Even a dumb one. ESPECIALLY a dumb one.