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chetrulz

35 Tempe, AZ Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:51pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
University
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My father was a rodeo cowboy and my mother was a beauty school drop out. No foolin'.

Im unlike anyone you meet in the course of your day. Thats the straight scoop. A self made man, I dont really march to the beat of everyone elses drum.

I like old comics, tin robots, toy cameras and vintage motorcycles. I've got a cat, his name is Jake and sometimes we watch the same TV shows. I'm overly polite to people who work at drive-through windows and I love my dearly departed great grandma. Aw shucks!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, today I spent about an hour with a coworker shirking my responsibilities in a quest to solve the issue of why people eat almond butter despite its ashtray flavoring and correcting said issue with generous applications of honey. Result: let's just go eat some effing peanut butter.

Yes, I eat peanut butter for a living
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can draw a pretty damn good ninja turtle... Ill draw one for you.

Predicting the plots of movies and thinking on my feet. Ive got razor wit and keen intuition. I worked in a bar for a long while, so I'm really good at reading people. I'm also pretty clever, Ive got good tastes in books, movies and music and I currently suffer from bicycle fever
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"That guy has opinions!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Short List: Coen Brothers movies, Wes Anderson soundtracks and spinach dip.

Books: Papillion, Sirens of Titan, Slaughterhouse Five, Anything by Robert E. Howard... various comic books and whatnot.

Movies: Anything with Paul Newman in it, Any Coen Brothers, Nobody's Fool, Raising Arizona, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Royal Tennenbaums, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly.

Music: I cant get enough of The Black Keys, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon, Nick Cave, Sly & the Family Stone, Marvin Gaye, Curtis Mayfield, Mirah, and any soul/motown of the late 60's or early 70's

TV: Go watch Big Love, that show is amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, good TV, my cat Jake, my yellow bicycle, sinister laughter, my wristwatch.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am and where I'm headed, and who would win in a fight, vampires, werewolves or Frankenstein.

Lately Ive been getting into toy cameras and motorcycles, clearly I have too much free time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
three words: Simpsons Christmas boogie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Before you judge, understand that I'm getting into the spirit of this thing and making a sincere attempt at displaying some serious truth about myself here, putting it on the table and not just offering up some bullshit cop out like "I secretly LOOOVE Glee" or some dumb stuff a guy says to come across as harmless and un-imposing.

Im about to say something incredibly rude but I think it's important and I stand behind it wholeheartedly.

If you are the type of person who feels the need to flip off the camera when someone takes a photo of you Ive decided I just don't need to know you.
I'm considering extending this to people who, when drinking, feel the need to scream "WOOOO" while raising a cup in the air in a group setting.

I hate Madonna (as a person, but lucky star is THE JAM), and the Beatles (as a band, theyre just not THAT GREAT)

This is what I think when Im reading your profile:
"Fuck, serious? Do you really like sports? Like seriously? You really give a shit?! FUCK! I totally HATE SPORTS!" Millionaires should totally root for poor people who have no talents, not the other way around! We're the damned underdogs here! These guys, with their seemingly limitless talent and fortune have it made! They get no cheers from me!

or this

"I could date you, I think so, we could make a pretty cool couple, Id open doors, Id be protective of your feelings, Id rob a bank with you even, there could be something to this but FUCK I hope you never ask me what I think about your tattoos" Its cool that you have them, Im just not interested in talking about them for 6 hours... that'd be like spending 6 hours talking about the ninja turtle picture I drew for you on our first date...

And you'd better believe I have drawn a ninja turtle for every girl (and one hopeful dude) who messaged me asking for a ninja turtle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Id like to meet a girl who can at least cook as well as me (setting the bar a bit low on that one) and appreciates the road less traveled. She wants a guy who offers something a bit different than the average joe and she wants to find someone to explore life with.

Seriously, lets get out of the house and do something already!

Is there life on MAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS?