Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Oh hey, so funny story, I totally broke my jaw, was wired shut for
two months and lost about 40lbs since any of these photos were
taken... Buyer beware
My father was a rodeo cowboy and my mother was a beauty school drop
out. No foolin'.
Im unlike anyone you meet in the course of your day. Thats the
straight scoop. A self made man, I dont really march to the beat of
everyone elses drum.
I like old comics, tin robots, toy cameras and vintage motorcycles.
I've got a cat, his name is Jake and sometimes we watch the same TV
shows. I'm overly polite to people who work at drive-through
windows and I love my dearly departed great grandma. Aw shucks!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, today I spent about an hour with a coworker shirking my
responsibilities in a quest to solve the issue of why people eat
almond butter despite its ashtray flavoring and correcting said
issue with generous applications of honey. Result: let's just go
eat some effing peanut butter.
Yes, I eat peanut butter for a living
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can draw a pretty damn good ninja turtle... Ill draw one for
Predicting the plots of movies and thinking on my feet. Ive got
razor wit and keen intuition. I worked in a bar for a long while,
so I'm really good at reading people. I'm also pretty clever, Ive
got good tastes in books, movies and music and I currently suffer
from bicycle fever
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Short List: Coen Brothers movies, Wes Anderson soundtracks and
Books: Papillion, Sirens of Titan, Slaughterhouse Five, Anything by
Robert E. Howard... various comic books and whatnot.
Movies: Anything with Paul Newman in it, Any Coen Brothers,
Nobody's Fool, Raising Arizona, The Long Kiss Goodnight, The Royal
Tennenbaums, The Good, the Bad & the Ugly.
Music: I cant get enough of The Black Keys, Tom Waits, Warren
Zevon, Nick Cave, Sly & the Family Stone, Marvin Gaye, Curtis
Mayfield, Mirah, and any soul/motown of the late 60's or early
TV: Go watch Big Love, that show is amazing.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, good TV, my cat Jake, my yellow bicycle, sinister laughter,
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where I am and where I'm headed, and who would win in a fight,
vampires, werewolves or Frankenstein.
Lately Ive been getting into toy cameras and motorcycles, clearly I
have too much free time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
three words: Simpsons Christmas boogie
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Before you judge, understand that I'm getting into the spirit of
this thing and making a sincere attempt at displaying some serious
truth about myself here, putting it on the table and not just
offering up some bullshit cop out like "I secretly LOOOVE Glee" or
some dumb stuff a guy says to come across as harmless and
Im about to say something incredibly rude but I think it's
important and I stand behind it wholeheartedly.
If you are the type of person who feels the need to flip off the
camera when someone takes a photo of you Ive decided I just don't
need to know you.
I'm considering extending this to people who, when drinking, feel
the need to scream "WOOOO" while raising a cup in the air in a
I hate Madonna (as a person, but lucky star is THE JAM), and the
Beatles (as a band, theyre just not THAT GREAT)
This is what I think when Im reading your profile:
"Fuck, serious? Do you really like sports? Like seriously? You
really give a shit?! FUCK! I totally HATE SPORTS!" Millionaires
should totally root for poor people who have no talents, not the
other way around! We're the damned underdogs here! These guys, with
their seemingly limitless talent and fortune have it made! They get
no cheers from me!
"I could date you, I think so, we could make a pretty cool couple,
Id open doors, Id be protective of your feelings, Id rob a bank
with you even, there could be something to this but FUCK I hope you
never ask me what I think about your tattoos" Its cool that you
have them, Im just not interested in talking about them for 6
hours... that'd be like spending 6 hours talking about the ninja
turtle picture I drew for you on our first date...
And you'd better believe I have drawn a ninja turtle for every girl
(and one hopeful dude) who messaged me asking for a ninja turtle.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Id like to meet a girl who can at least cook as well as me (setting
the bar a bit low on that one) and appreciates the road less
traveled. She wants a guy who offers something a bit different than
the average joe and she wants to find someone to explore life
Seriously, lets get out of the house and do something
Is there life on MAAAAAAAAARRRRSSSSSS?
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