The hate Dr.Cox has for Dorian is just incomparable to the deep seeded spite I have for the pathetic concept of "about me" inflicted upon us by the OkCupid juggernaut.

Dark and twisty, I'm not sure if that's the right way to describe me. It's more like painfully immature and cynical ha de ha ha.

Anyway, I have a tendency to feel rather awkward at times, but I think I make up for that in the brilliance department. I know I shouldn't say such things, since I heard ill-modesty is a surefire way to be branded an asshole but a bit of self-deprecation never hurt anyone. Actually just to contradict everything, thinking over things thoroughly isn't a strong suit of mine either. How can you be brilliant yet fail to think things through? I hate myself. I really do.

Well anyway, simply my dear friend boredom brought me here. Yes, a typical excuse to be sure but I figured, what do I have to lose? If I was to speculate on what I could lose, I would list a few things such as my dignity and self respect. But who knew I had them anyway.

Well I'm a Science student at Monash. The aim, method, results, discussion, conclusion kind of science.

I'm going to major in Marine Biology. Seinfeld had that kind of effect on me you know, George Costanza eat your heart out.

Other than that I really just play a lot of soccer and live a life of hedonistic joy. Sucks to be you doesn't it?

I'd really like to say playing soccer, but that ain't true. So I guess I'm left with my work, all I have is the fact I'm a naturally talented student :). It's really all I do.

Do you care that I don't work and just study all day? Probably not.. but if you do you can go foad in pool of old male urine!! And not the good old male urine, no.. the dirty old male urine that only comes from pedophiles and necrophiliacs :D

I also have a natural affinity to talk shit. If you're down for that, I'm more than willing to participate :)

I'd like to say many things, such as charming, devilishly handsome, tall and mysterious.. I'm James Bond in disguise.

I actually read a hell of a lot, but it's all either A. Earth/Environmental News B. E.O Wilson, C. Something relating to my studies or D. Somehow football related

And yeah! I'm going to admit I'm a fan of the trashies. I've read all the Harry Potter books twice. I like my sci-fi, and I'm nuts about all the Stargates', SG-1, Atlantis and now Universe. Ahh I've seen every single Grey's Anatomy, Gossip Girl and 24 episode.

But you know, if you're all like.. eww to that, in all fairness to balance that out, I've also seen EVERY SINGLE Attenborough documentary ever made. No shit. I'm not kidding. And Carl Sagan is my imaginary fuck buddie. I would raise him from the dead just to steal his vocal chords.

As for music I generally listen to indie/rock kinda stuff and I'm changing the list, so here goes.

Metric
Silversun Pickups
The Butterfly Effect
Grizzly Bear
The Bloody Beetroots
Simian Mobile Disco
Dappled Cities
Fight Like Apes
Phoenix
The Stokes
A Great Big Pile of Leaves
The Bravery
Philiadelpha Grand Jury
Sarah Blasko
Paul Dempsey
Phantom Planet
Bloc Party
Hellogoodbye
Matchbox 20
Starsailor
Oasis
The Switches
U2

Oh and my favourite food is fried rice. I like Chinese food and actually most food, but I'll happily just eat fried rice.

I only need the haunting realization that I you and I probably only differ in our genetic makeup by only 0.0015%

Not withstanding false homopalsy. It's like banging your mum, except not as bad.

Animals!! Seriously, I'm zoology fag.. everything about life in general just sucks me in.

I'm such a biophiliac that really I have a rather strong distaste for the reckless acts of my very own species. Fancy that. I'm a bit of an environmental freak, although I don't really show it. I like to volunteer and such.

Dodging questions like this, crying myself to sleep in a dank corner with pokemon cards wallowing "WHY DON'T I HAVE A LIFE"

I have a general disdain for spending time with my extended family. Every outing just reeks of death and mediocrity.

Anyway, in other news, I am happy to report that I have finally fulfilled my lifelong conquest of consuming Australia's greatest pie (as voted upon by the foremost pie eating experts this exquisite nation has to offer). Nero himself would had shed a tear at a wonder such as this.

You obtain the following qualities, such as the ability to effectively wield the English language and something resembling an intelligence.

Haha. Umm, well I'll talk to anyone. Perhaps it's just reeks of sheer desperation, so just message me and yeah I'll get back to you.