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not_a_ceo_or_vc

40 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$250,000–$500,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Hey there!

As my name implies, I am neither a CEO nor a Venture Capitalist. I'm a regular Chicago-bred techie chasing the west coast gold rush and, more importantly, looking to settle down with someone cool, cuddley, and cute.

Interesting facts about me:
- I full-on rocked a mullet in high school despite Father Jude giving me detention after detention. I was bad-ass!
- I'm taller than 90% of the guys in this town - and I'm not that tall - especially by Chicago standards. Love it!
- I have some very keen observations about California vs. Midwestern girls. Just ask.
- I just recently bought a TV after not having one for 2 years - the sole purpose, of which, was to watch the Bachelor.
- I am a grammar snob and former spelling bee champion - try to find mistakes in this profile! No, seriously - please help me find mistakes since my reign ended in 5th grade.
- I love home renovations and always have a project or two happening.

In summary, I'm looking for someone who...
- has achieved success in their career
- is financially stable
- enjoys staying active
- eats relatively healthy
- is a healthy combo of homebody and socialite
- maintains a good group of positive-influence friends
What I’m doing with my life
Living the California dream!

Moved here 2 years ago for Netflix, but am currently doing my own independent consulting.
I’m really good at
Lifting something heavy, Renovating something ugly, Riding something hilly, Cooking something tasty, or Burning something woody.
The first things people usually notice about me
I laugh a lot. Not an obnoxious laugh like you hear in the movie theaters, but I'm a pretty happy person and I try to find comedy in everything.

Also, people always comment that I'm easy to talk to, attentive, and very down to earth. I ask a lot of questions, too.

I've also been complimented for looking better in person than in my pictures. Not sure how that's possible since it's definitely me in all those pics, but it's better than the alternative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mr Clean Magic Erasers, The Bachelor, Bachelorette, Bachelor Pad, Chris Harrison, Kardashians, Scott Disick, HGTV, CMT, Country Music, Costco, Groupon, Staying in on a Friday night and being super productive on Saturday, Tom Brady with long hair
The six things I could never do without
1. Sonicare. I have 2: 1 for my shower, 1 for my sink.
2. Kindle app for my iPad. I read mostly tech stuff to stay on top of trends.
3. US Weekly. Comes directly to my iPad each week!
4. Music. I'm always listening to something from the moment I wake up. Mostly country, classic hip-hop, southern rock, and even some hippie.
5. My new car. Little Red Whiting Hood is her name. Can you guess her nationality?
6. Cubs hat. I wear it everywhere. Fits my head perfectly. Love it!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether the Cubs will win a World Series during my lifetime...
On a typical Friday night I am
Not gonna lie - I'm more homebody than partier these days. I spend more time in coffee shops than bars. My favorite thing is waking up early on a Saturday or Sunday morning and being super-productive all day.

I definitely enjoy partying, but I just try to keep it to special occasions. And, yes, Thirsty Thursday is considered a special occasion! :)
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–44
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're emotionally available, ready for a serious relationship, honest, upfront, funny, down-to-earth, and can carry a conversation about something other than your ex.

Speaking of which: if you've recently broken up with your boyfriend, please click the back button. Rebounds belong on the basketball court, only! :)