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chicagoredone

51 F Chicago, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:02am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
In summary, I'm a mostly retired, pretty laid back vintage dealer (clothes, accessories, cool shit for your home, etc). Being a 420 connoisseur ensures that I don't get too ambitious and start working real hard.

Check out my profile and some of the 3000 or so questions I answered before you send me a message, won't you please? (If you ask me to tell you about myself, I will tell you I already did.) I appreciate that you like my pictures, I truly do, but they don't tell you all you might need to know.
I'm seeking semi-like minded folks for companionship, conversation and carousing. We don't have to like all the same things, or be interested in the same subjects, or listen to the same music...
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...love witty, intelligent people and conversation
...love to drive fast and sing along to The Lonely Island. (I would have recorded Natalie's Rap as my own, but the motherfuckers didn't ask.)
...love deep conversations with smart people who can THINK and think for themselves. This is one of the things I LIVE FOR.
...love fashion, vintage and modern, from haute couture to busted Levi's with the perfect patina
...was born to listen to hip-hop
...love watching beatboxing videos on the YouTubes
...am grateful for my 20+ years of coursework and training with Landmark Education and the extraordinary people I met along the way.
What I’m doing with my life
•Keeping my immune system healthy by kissing dogs I just met, eating the food that just fell on the floor or has a past-due expires-by date, touching doorknobs, railings, handles...
•Ensuring quality standards on Aldi's private label chocolate bars (best chocolate around--imported from Germany--budget friendly and better than most other chocolate I've tried)
•Staying up late trolling profiles and chatting on OKCupid. You people are endlessly fascinating to me.
I’m really good at
* procrastination
• making my friends nearly shoot their drinks out their noses
(I'm freakin funny)
• deciphering rap lyrics
• finding clothes for people that fit perfectly
• driving and parallel parking
• treasure finding
The first things people usually notice about me
these are my guesses and the results of a small, unreliable, biased survey:
•my bright red hair
•my curves
•my sarcastic wit
•my cowboy boots
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Incomplete lists, all.

Books: Conversations With God, Presumed Innocent, This Perfect Day, Still Life With Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume, The Stand, The Poisonwood Bible, The Ethical Slut, Sex at Dawn, How to Be a Woman (just started this one--already on my list of life altering reads)

Movies: Boogie Nights, The Right Stuff, The In-Laws, Iron Man, You Can't Take It With You, Tropic Thunder, Caddyshack, The Princess Bride

30 Rock, BBC Top Gear (American Top Gear can suck it), The Office--either version, American Pickers, anything with Gypsies in the title, Antiques Roadshow, Boondocks, Weeds, Modern Family, Community, Parks and Recreation, Mad Men, Mecum Auctions for background noise and some sweet rides, Planet Earth documentaries, An Idiot Abroad--anything Gervais touches.

Music: I often listen to the same mix of nasty hip-hop that I have had on my phone forever adding a song here or there...
Lately BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ ALL THE TIME.
Also, Childish Gambino over and over...'Sweatpants' and 'Sunrise'=my favorites.

Food: the most important thing to know is NO CILANTRO. EVER.
The six things I could never do without
That whole never-do-without concept is kind of dramatic but here's a list of some stuff and things I like or need way more than other things and stuff that I like or need:

• Books
• my iDevices
• Eyeglasses (trifocals, yo)
• Sunshine
• Dogs
• The Miracle of Modern Medicine (my brain chemicals on their own, they no worka-so-good)
• Weed
• People who make me laugh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
...what I should be doing instead of staring at this glorious lake in front of me. Then I remember that this is it-- there's nowhere to get to--and I go back to staring at the lake.

...how I can get everyone to read Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships (Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha) It is the most revolutionary, clear and forward-thinking book I have ever read about humans and (our warped ideas about) sexuality.
READ IT NOW!
On a typical Friday night I am
Boring.
...reading, hanging with homies at home, playing Words With Friendszzzzzzzzzzzz, watching videos on the YouTubes.
Surfing: Reading OKCupid profiles...
New discovery I luv: http://sexisnottheenemy.tumblr.com/
BTW, this tumblr does not summarize who i am; i just liked the spirit of it. Thanks to whoever's profile I got it from.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Rub my head or brush my hair and I'll follow you anywhere.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 24–54
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
***(i'm putting stars next to this one it must be important) ***IF...you're interested in making a genuine connection, whether we chat or meet, no matter the nature or length of the time we spend together. In the past year, I've had enough conversations with fakes and flakes to last a lifetime.
IF...you want to discuss any of my favorite books mentioned above--if I listed it, it made some sort of profound impression on me and I'd love to hear what you thought. Suggested reading also welcome.
IF...you want to watch the sunrise over the lake on a near deserted beach.
IF...you have some simple tips on how to manage pictures in iPhoto. I just can't intuitively navigate that shit.
IF...you're afraid that American Express will put a limit on your Black Card if you don't go on an immediate around-the-world shopping spree...I can help.