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chicagoredone

52 Chicago, IL Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 9:59am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.66m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi Y'all: I'm a mostly retired, pretty laid back
vintage dealer /wardrobe stylist//personal shopper.
Being a 420 connoisseur ensures that I don't get too ambitious and start working real hard.

--------------------Read This PLEASE AND THANK YOU-----------------
•••You SHOULD NOT message me if all you want is to talk dirty to me. I am a sexual PERSON, not a sexual THING. If I haven't met you and I don't know anything about you then I probably don't want to talk about having sex with you. Once I do WANT to, I'm real good at it. To summarise, as Pink sang it: "I'm not here for your entertainment."

Check out my profile and some of the 3000 or so questions I answered before you send me a message--if you ask me to tell you about myself, I will likely tell you that I already did. I appreciate that you like my pictures, but they don't tell you enough to know if we're compatible.

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR HERE ON OKC?
Thanks for asking.

Overall, I'm seeking genuine, smart, straightforward, kind and generous folks for companionship, conversation and carousing that begins with a friendly connection. Liking each other's company is very important to me. We don't have to dig all the same things, or be interested in the same subjects, or listen to the same music...I especially appreciate the magic of the interwebs for making it possible to connect with people I never would have thought of as a match and to learn about worlds I know little to nothing about.

HEY, BUT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A BOYFRIEND? A LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP?

Yes--but not only that--and not some White Knight/White Horse scenario.

I'm looking for a deeper initial connection, a genuine liking of each other's company, a matching of wits and a major lusting of each others bodies. Having discovered that strong beginning connection, I'm seeking ongoing companionship with an open-minded, sensual, affectionate, generous, curious, interested sapiosexual man who is looking for a girlfriend and partner in an open/polyamorous relationship of our invention. That's a lotta words to say "good lovin".

(Some of your profiles are so appealing--and our match percentages are quite high at 95% or more--I find myself wishing that you might want to really connect with me. When many of you contact me, much of it is on a level I could call 'let's smoke and fuck'. Nothing wrong with that at times, on its own or as the beginning of an on-going pairing between us, but when I really click with someone...)

HEY! MORE ABOUT MEEEEEEEE
...love witty, intelligent people and deep conversation (or silly, idiotic conversation)
...love to drive fast and sing along to The Lonely Island. (I would have recorded Natalie's Rap as my own, but the motherfuckers didn't ask.)
...love deep conversations with smart people who can THINK and think for themselves. This is one of the things I LIVE FOR.
...love fashion, vintage and modern, from haute couture to busted Levi's with the perfect patina
...was born to listen to hip-hop
...am grateful for my 20+ years of coursework and training with Landmark Education and the extraordinary people I met along the way.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
•Keeping my immune system healthy by kissing dogs I just met, eating the food that just fell on the floor or has a past-due expires-by date, touching doorknobs, railings, handles...
•Ensuring quality standards on Aldi's private label chocolate bars (best chocolate around--imported from Germany--budget friendly and better than most other chocolate I've tried)
•Staying up late trolling profiles and chatting on OKCupid. You people are endlessly fascinating to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* procrastination
• making my friends nearly shoot their drinks out their noses
(I'm freakin funny)
• deciphering rap lyrics
• finding clothes for people that fit perfectly
• driving and parallel parking
• treasure finding
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
these are my guesses and the results of a small, unreliable, biased survey:
•my bright red hair
•my curves
•my sarcastic wit
•my cowboy boots
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Incomplete lists, all.

Books: Conversations With God, Presumed Innocent, This Perfect Day, Still Life With Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume, The Stand, The Poisonwood Bible, The Ethical Slut, Sex at Dawn

Movies: Boogie Nights, The Right Stuff, The In-Laws, Iron Man, You Can't Take It With You, Tropic Thunder, Caddyshack, The Princess Bride

30 Rock, BBC Top Gear (American Top Gear can suck it), The Office--either version, American Pickers, anything with Gypsies in the title, Antiques Roadshow, Boondocks, Weeds, Modern Family, Community, Parks and Recreation, Mad Men, Mecum Auctions for background noise and some sweet rides, Planet Earth documentaries, An Idiot Abroad--anything Gervais touches.

Music: I often listen to the same mix of nasty hip-hop that I have had on my phone forever adding a song here or there...
Lately BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ BEYONCÉ ALL THE TIME.
Also, Childish Gambino...'Sweatpants' and 'Sunrise'=my favorites. Kendrick Lamar kills. Plus, Migos!

Food: the most important thing to know is NO CILANTRO. EVER.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
That whole never-do-without concept is kind of dramatic but here's a list of some stuff and things I like or need way more than other things and stuff that I like or need:

• Books
* Dogs
• my iDevices
• Eyeglasses (trifocals, yo)
• Sunshine
• Dogs
• The Miracle of Modern Medicine (my brain chemicals on their own, they no worka-so-good)
• Weed
• People who make me laugh
*Dogs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
...what I should be doing instead of staring at this glorious lake in front of me. Then I remember that THIS IS IT-- there's nowhere to get to--and I go back to staring at the lake.

...how to say what it is I am looking for here on OKC, without resorting to the dreaded 'You Should Not Message Me Fucking Ever If You _______' list.

...how I can get everyone to read Sex at Dawn: How We Mate, Why We Stray, and What It Means for Modern Relationships (Christopher Ryan and Cacilda Jetha) It is the most revolutionary, clear and forward-thinking book I have ever read about humans and (our warped ideas about) sexuality. Read it NOW.

Article on Open Relationships with some good thinkin':
http://www.nightcharm.com/2014/08/13/open-relationships-are-not-about-sex/#.U_OZk4iq8ek.facebook

Monogamish Moments in History: Amelia Earhart's letter to the man who would become her husband http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/12/11/i-shall-not-hold-you-to-any-medieval-code-of-faithfulness-to-me-nor-shall-i-consider-myself-bound-to-you-similarly
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Boring.
...reading, hanging with homies at home, playing Words With Friendszzzzzzzzzzzz, watching videos on the YouTubes.
Surfing: Reading OKCupid profiles...
A couple of HOTT links I luv: http://www.ladycheeky.com/ and
http://sexisnottheenemy.tumblr.com/
BTW, these do not summarize who i am; i just liked the celebratory spirit of them.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Rub my head or brush my hair and I'll follow you anywhere.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
***(i'm putting stars next to this one it must be important)

***IF...you're interested in making a genuine connection, whether we chat or meet, no matter the nature or length of the time we spend together.
In the past, I've had many conversations with fakes and flakes--I prefer real people being real in their real lives. I'm begging you, don't waste my time and wreck my trust in humans no mo!

IF...you want to discuss any of my favorite books mentioned above--if I listed it, it made some sort of profound impression on me and I'd love to hear what you thought. Suggested reading also welcome.

IF...you want to watch the sunrise over the lake on a near deserted beach. Majestic and humbling.

IF...you're afraid that American Express will put a limit on your Black Card if you don't go on an immediate around-the-world shopping spree.
Fuel up the jet--I can help.

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